13urnzz
Banned
+5,830|6698

FatherTed wrote:

he's definatly being raped as we speak
and loving every minute, eh FatherTeds?
FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6701|so randum

burnzz wrote:

FatherTed wrote:

he's definatly being raped as we speak
and loving every minute, eh FatherTeds?
'surprise sex'
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
bugz
Fission Mailed
+3,311|6513

More like one giant orgy. All those sex toys and skimpy clothing being bought have to be put to use.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6874|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

FEOS wrote:

1927 wrote:

I am fucking excited, Ive even had a fucking hair cut.  Its like Crimbo with me today, I wont be pulling any crackers or tucking into a greasy plump bird though.

Im a bit Roy at the best of times but even more Roy today.

I'll be fine until I get my ass slapped, I'll turn round and punch the bitch in the face

I AM NOT A PIECE OF MEAT
The first half of this post made no sense whatsoever.

ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER...DO. YOU. SPEAK. IT?!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snW3cM1K … re=related
Watch ya mouth son, this is me, I aint changing fuck all to satisfy you, I dunno if you have changed ya name but I dont know who you are, so Im sticking, you go and twist.  Theres a bridge that needs building, I'll leave that up to you.  I dont have a problem talking but you have one listening I reckon.
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6675|6 6 4 oh, I forget

Matt! How did we do with our guessing game?
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6874|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
What a waste of time, other than getting to drink all night in just my pants.  The other highlights were the female models, got on great with one of them but I didnt wanna know as she's 22.  I was warned as I turned up to be on my best behaviour, 5 mins later Im getting told off as I kept my socks on under my flip flops, I put my phone and wallet down my pants and made my way to the bar.  The other two were still getting dressed, um undressed.

There were 8 women there other than the two running it, the two models and the chick behind the bar.  I wouldnt nail any of tem, not even in my naughty younger days.  No phone numbers, no cheeky quickies, no fucking chance.  Ive never seen so many ugloids in one room, they were loving us and I didnt have to tell one 'dont do that again' after she pinched my ass.

So 5 mins into it and my mates Mrs is giving the talk to the room, Im having a swig of cider.  My mate grabs the ice tongs and pinches my ass with them, fuck me I jumped, Im choking on my drink as quiet as possible the other two are in stitches and I have cider coming out of my nose, the fucking looks we were getting off this girl doing the talk like, she tried telling me off but I wasnt having none of it.

Thats all for now, I have a few pictures but wernt allowed any girls in them or sex toys either.  Im off out for the day and then to the same place again tonight, clothed. Awwwww.  I deffo reccomend it to anyone if you get the chance.  I'll do this again but Im organising it as it was a fucking let down, other than chatting this 22 year old piece up with just my pants on.
FEOS
Bellicose Yankee Air Pirate
+1,182|6612|'Murka

1927 wrote:

FEOS wrote:

1927 wrote:

I am fucking excited, Ive even had a fucking hair cut.  Its like Crimbo with me today, I wont be pulling any crackers or tucking into a greasy plump bird though.

Im a bit Roy at the best of times but even more Roy today.

I'll be fine until I get my ass slapped, I'll turn round and punch the bitch in the face

I AM NOT A PIECE OF MEAT
The first half of this post made no sense whatsoever.

ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER...DO. YOU. SPEAK. IT?!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snW3cM1K … re=related
Watch ya mouth son, this is me, I aint changing fuck all to satisfy you, I dunno if you have changed ya name but I dont know who you are, so Im sticking, you go and twist.  Theres a bridge that needs building, I'll leave that up to you.  I dont have a problem talking but you have one listening I reckon.
Take it easy, Francis.

I was merely pointing out the irony that we speak the same language, yet colloquialisms make it seem like two different languages.

srs tho: What did the first bit of that first post mean? And as far as that goes, what did most of you telling me off mean?
“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.”
― Albert Einstein

Doing the popular thing is not always right. Doing the right thing is not always popular
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6675|6 6 4 oh, I forget

1927 wrote:

What a waste of time, other than getting to drink all night in just my pants.  The other highlights were the female models, got on great with one of them but I didnt wanna know as she's 22.  I was warned as I turned up to be on my best behaviour, 5 mins later Im getting told off as I kept my socks on under my flip flops, I put my phone and wallet down my pants and made my way to the bar.  The other two were still getting dressed, um undressed.

There were 8 women there other than the two running it, the two models and the chick behind the bar.  I wouldnt nail any of tem, not even in my naughty younger days.  No phone numbers, no cheeky quickies, no fucking chance.  Ive never seen so many ugloids in one room, they were loving us and I didnt have to tell one 'dont do that again' after she pinched my ass.

So 5 mins into it and my mates Mrs is giving the talk to the room, Im having a swig of cider.  My mate grabs the ice tongs and pinches my ass with them, fuck me I jumped, Im choking on my drink as quiet as possible the other two are in stitches and I have cider coming out of my nose, the fucking looks we were getting off this girl doing the talk like, she tried telling me off but I wasnt having none of it.

Thats all for now, I have a few pictures but wernt allowed any girls in them or sex toys either.  Im off out for the day and then to the same place again tonight, clothed. Awwwww.  I deffo reccomend it to anyone if you get the chance.  I'll do this again but Im organising it as it was a fucking let down, other than chatting this 22 year old piece up with just my pants on.
Awww maaaan So zero on all parts. That makes Eifa the wiener.

*tadaa*

Congratulations Eif! You've just won a free lapdance from DonFck!
Sydney
2λчиэλ
+783|7044|Reykjavík, Iceland.
I demand nekkid pics of '27.
JahManRed
wank
+646|6829|IRELAND

Right........I'm getting out my rusty blade and booking a flight. Most disappointed in you 1927, you should have hit the 22year old you numpty!
DonFck
Hibernator
+3,227|6833|Finland

Ultrafunkula wrote:

Congratulations Eif! You've just won a free lapdance from DonFck!
She has? When did you become my pimp then?

*reviews contract*

Oh bugger.
I need around tree fiddy.
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6675|6 6 4 oh, I forget

DonFck wrote:

Ultrafunkula wrote:

Congratulations Eif! You've just won a free lapdance from DonFck!
She has? When did you become my pimp then?

*reviews contract*

Oh bugger.
Fine print, fine print...
Sydney
2λчиэλ
+783|7044|Reykjavík, Iceland.

Ultrafunkula wrote:

DonFck wrote:

Ultrafunkula wrote:

Congratulations Eif! You've just won a free lapdance from DonFck!
She has? When did you become my pimp then?

*reviews contract*

Oh bugger.
Fine print, fine print...
How much does a lap dance from donny cost, and furthermore, can I get him to do other...."services"?
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6675|6 6 4 oh, I forget

Sydney wrote:

Ultrafunkula wrote:

DonFck wrote:


She has? When did you become my pimp then?

*reviews contract*

Oh bugger.
Fine print, fine print...
How much does a lap dance from donny cost, and furthermore, can I get him to do other...."services"?
100€ for a basic, 500€ for the full "blown", 1500€ for the "surprise" show (prices incl. tax 22%)

FYI I don't accept lava, icebergs or icelandic pesos as payment.
Surgeons
U shud proabbly f off u fat prik
+3,097|6690|Gogledd Cymru

1927 wrote:

FEOS wrote:

I am fucking excited, Ive even had a fucking hair cut.  Its like Crimbo with me today, I wont be pulling any crackers or tucking into a greasy plump bird though.

Im a bit Roy at the best of times but even more Roy today.

I'll be fine until I get my ass slapped, I'll turn round and punch the bitch in the face

I AM NOT A PIECE OF MEAT
The first half of this post made no sense whatsoever.

ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER...DO. YOU. SPEAK. IT?!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snW3cM1K … re=related
I'm a bit Roy (Roy = Roy Keane (Football player) = Keen) at the best of times but I'm even more Roy now. (keen = eager)

Last edited by The Sheriff (2010-03-26 05:27:23)

Eifa
Never regret anything that ever made you smile.
+923|6072|00770

Ultrafunkula wrote:

Awww maaaan So zero on all parts. That makes Eifa the wiener.

*tadaa*

Congratulations Eif! You've just won a free lapdance from DonFck!
Woohoo!
I was too good at this lulz.


DonFck wrote:

She has? When did you become my pimp then?

*reviews contract*

Oh bugger.
Haha <3
No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.
Kmar
Truth is my Bitch
+5,695|6802|132 and Bush

what (hetero) man doesnt want to feel like a slab of meat for women...


gtfo
Xbone Stormsurgezz
Sydney
2λчиэλ
+783|7044|Reykjavík, Iceland.

Ultrafunkula wrote:

Sydney wrote:

Ultrafunkula wrote:


Fine print, fine print...
How much does a lap dance from donny cost, and furthermore, can I get him to do other...."services"?
100€ for a basic, 500€ for the full "blown", 1500€ for the "surprise" show (prices incl. tax 22%)

FYI I don't accept lava, icebergs or icelandic pesos as payment.
Can I pay in pubes?
FEOS
Bellicose Yankee Air Pirate
+1,182|6612|'Murka

The Sheriff wrote:

1927 wrote:

FEOS wrote:

I am fucking excited, Ive even had a fucking hair cut.  Its like Crimbo with me today, I wont be pulling any crackers or tucking into a greasy plump bird though.

Im a bit Roy at the best of times but even more Roy today.

I'll be fine until I get my ass slapped, I'll turn round and punch the bitch in the face

I AM NOT A PIECE OF MEAT
The first half of this post made no sense whatsoever.

ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER...DO. YOU. SPEAK. IT?!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snW3cM1K … re=related
I'm a bit Roy (Roy = Roy Keane (Football player) = Keen) at the best of times but I'm even more Roy now. (keen = eager)
icwuthedidthar.

Now explain Crimbo, "pulling any crackers" and "tucking into a greasy plump bird". While the last one certainly sounds like it could be a play on words, it could just as easily be talking about eating some fried chicken.
“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.”
― Albert Einstein

Doing the popular thing is not always right. Doing the right thing is not always popular
GodFather
Blademaster's bottom bitch
+387|6421|Phoenix, AZ
man what a let down
Flecco
iPod is broken.
+1,048|6866|NT, like Mick Dundee

Not even any pics on fb.


wat the shit 27.
Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.
Bertster7
Confused Pothead
+1,101|6782|SE London

FEOS wrote:

The Sheriff wrote:

1927 wrote:


The first half of this post made no sense whatsoever.

ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER...DO. YOU. SPEAK. IT?!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snW3cM1K … re=related
I'm a bit Roy (Roy = Roy Keane (Football player) = Keen) at the best of times but I'm even more Roy now. (keen = eager)
icwuthedidthar.

Now explain Crimbo, "pulling any crackers" and "tucking into a greasy plump bird". While the last one certainly sounds like it could be a play on words, it could just as easily be talking about eating some fried chicken.
Crimbo = Christmas.

Crackers:
https://www.partydelights.co.uk/images/crackers/CRAC008_lg.jpg

I expect you can guess juicy plump bird now....
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6675|6 6 4 oh, I forget

Sydney wrote:

Ultrafunkula wrote:

Sydney wrote:


How much does a lap dance from donny cost, and furthermore, can I get him to do other...."services"?
100€ for a basic, 500€ for the full "blown", 1500€ for the "surprise" show (prices incl. tax 22%)

FYI I don't accept lava, icebergs or icelandic pesos as payment.
Can I pay in pubes?
Nej
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,813|6307|eXtreme to the maX

FEOS wrote:

Now explain Crimbo, "pulling any crackers" and "tucking into a greasy plump bird". While the last one certainly sounds like it could be a play on words, it could just as easily be talking about eating some fried chicken.
Crimbo - Christmas
Pulling crackers - hooking ladies
Tucking into a greasy plump bird - Yes it means what you think it does, he's welsh, its what you expect.

Any other septics need educating just say.

Last edited by Dilbert_X (2010-03-28 05:04:44)

Fuck Israel
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6874|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

FEOS wrote:

1927 wrote:

FEOS wrote:


The first half of this post made no sense whatsoever.

ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER...DO. YOU. SPEAK. IT?!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snW3cM1K … re=related
Watch ya mouth son, this is me, I aint changing fuck all to satisfy you, I dunno if you have changed ya name but I dont know who you are, so Im sticking, you go and twist.  Theres a bridge that needs building, I'll leave that up to you.  I dont have a problem talking but you have one listening I reckon.
Take it easy, Francis.

I was merely pointing out the irony that we speak the same language, yet colloquialisms make it seem like two different languages.

srs tho: What did the first bit of that first post mean? And as far as that goes, what did most of you telling me off mean?
I do apologise for this outburst, it isnt at all like me and I have regretted it all weekend tbh.  I was a lil still pissed from the night before but that isnt an excuse, I was woken up, Im always one on for a while after that.

Sorry FEOS

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