and loving every minute, eh FatherTeds?FatherTed wrote:
he's definatly being raped as we speak
'surprise sex'burnzz wrote:
and loving every minute, eh FatherTeds?FatherTed wrote:
he's definatly being raped as we speak
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
More like one giant orgy. All those sex toys and skimpy clothing being bought have to be put to use.
Watch ya mouth son, this is me, I aint changing fuck all to satisfy you, I dunno if you have changed ya name but I dont know who you are, so Im sticking, you go and twist. Theres a bridge that needs building, I'll leave that up to you. I dont have a problem talking but you have one listening I reckon.FEOS wrote:
The first half of this post made no sense whatsoever.1927 wrote:
I am fucking excited, Ive even had a fucking hair cut. Its like Crimbo with me today, I wont be pulling any crackers or tucking into a greasy plump bird though.
Im a bit Roy at the best of times but even more Roy today.
I'll be fine until I get my ass slapped, I'll turn round and punch the bitch in the face
I AM NOT A PIECE OF MEAT
ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER...DO. YOU. SPEAK. IT?!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snW3cM1K … re=related
Matt! How did we do with our guessing game?
What a waste of time, other than getting to drink all night in just my pants. The other highlights were the female models, got on great with one of them but I didnt wanna know as she's 22. I was warned as I turned up to be on my best behaviour, 5 mins later Im getting told off as I kept my socks on under my flip flops, I put my phone and wallet down my pants and made my way to the bar. The other two were still getting dressed, um undressed.
There were 8 women there other than the two running it, the two models and the chick behind the bar. I wouldnt nail any of tem, not even in my naughty younger days. No phone numbers, no cheeky quickies, no fucking chance. Ive never seen so many ugloids in one room, they were loving us and I didnt have to tell one 'dont do that again' after she pinched my ass.
So 5 mins into it and my mates Mrs is giving the talk to the room, Im having a swig of cider. My mate grabs the ice tongs and pinches my ass with them, fuck me I jumped, Im choking on my drink as quiet as possible the other two are in stitches and I have cider coming out of my nose, the fucking looks we were getting off this girl doing the talk like, she tried telling me off but I wasnt having none of it.
Thats all for now, I have a few pictures but wernt allowed any girls in them or sex toys either. Im off out for the day and then to the same place again tonight, clothed. Awwwww. I deffo reccomend it to anyone if you get the chance. I'll do this again but Im organising it as it was a fucking let down, other than chatting this 22 year old piece up with just my pants on.
There were 8 women there other than the two running it, the two models and the chick behind the bar. I wouldnt nail any of tem, not even in my naughty younger days. No phone numbers, no cheeky quickies, no fucking chance. Ive never seen so many ugloids in one room, they were loving us and I didnt have to tell one 'dont do that again' after she pinched my ass.
So 5 mins into it and my mates Mrs is giving the talk to the room, Im having a swig of cider. My mate grabs the ice tongs and pinches my ass with them, fuck me I jumped, Im choking on my drink as quiet as possible the other two are in stitches and I have cider coming out of my nose, the fucking looks we were getting off this girl doing the talk like, she tried telling me off but I wasnt having none of it.
Thats all for now, I have a few pictures but wernt allowed any girls in them or sex toys either. Im off out for the day and then to the same place again tonight, clothed. Awwwww. I deffo reccomend it to anyone if you get the chance. I'll do this again but Im organising it as it was a fucking let down, other than chatting this 22 year old piece up with just my pants on.
Take it easy, Francis.1927 wrote:
Watch ya mouth son, this is me, I aint changing fuck all to satisfy you, I dunno if you have changed ya name but I dont know who you are, so Im sticking, you go and twist. Theres a bridge that needs building, I'll leave that up to you. I dont have a problem talking but you have one listening I reckon.FEOS wrote:
The first half of this post made no sense whatsoever.1927 wrote:
I am fucking excited, Ive even had a fucking hair cut. Its like Crimbo with me today, I wont be pulling any crackers or tucking into a greasy plump bird though.
Im a bit Roy at the best of times but even more Roy today.
I'll be fine until I get my ass slapped, I'll turn round and punch the bitch in the face
I AM NOT A PIECE OF MEAT
ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER...DO. YOU. SPEAK. IT?!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snW3cM1K … re=related
I was merely pointing out the irony that we speak the same language, yet colloquialisms make it seem like two different languages.
srs tho: What did the first bit of that first post mean? And as far as that goes, what did most of you telling me off mean?
“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.”
― Albert Einstein
Doing the popular thing is not always right. Doing the right thing is not always popular
― Albert Einstein
Doing the popular thing is not always right. Doing the right thing is not always popular
Awww maaaan So zero on all parts. That makes Eifa the wiener.1927 wrote:
What a waste of time, other than getting to drink all night in just my pants. The other highlights were the female models, got on great with one of them but I didnt wanna know as she's 22. I was warned as I turned up to be on my best behaviour, 5 mins later Im getting told off as I kept my socks on under my flip flops, I put my phone and wallet down my pants and made my way to the bar. The other two were still getting dressed, um undressed.
There were 8 women there other than the two running it, the two models and the chick behind the bar. I wouldnt nail any of tem, not even in my naughty younger days. No phone numbers, no cheeky quickies, no fucking chance. Ive never seen so many ugloids in one room, they were loving us and I didnt have to tell one 'dont do that again' after she pinched my ass.
So 5 mins into it and my mates Mrs is giving the talk to the room, Im having a swig of cider. My mate grabs the ice tongs and pinches my ass with them, fuck me I jumped, Im choking on my drink as quiet as possible the other two are in stitches and I have cider coming out of my nose, the fucking looks we were getting off this girl doing the talk like, she tried telling me off but I wasnt having none of it.
Thats all for now, I have a few pictures but wernt allowed any girls in them or sex toys either. Im off out for the day and then to the same place again tonight, clothed. Awwwww. I deffo reccomend it to anyone if you get the chance. I'll do this again but Im organising it as it was a fucking let down, other than chatting this 22 year old piece up with just my pants on.
*tadaa*
Congratulations Eif! You've just won a free lapdance from DonFck!
I demand nekkid pics of '27.
Right........I'm getting out my rusty blade and booking a flight. Most disappointed in you 1927, you should have hit the 22year old you numpty!
She has? When did you become my pimp then?Ultrafunkula wrote:
Congratulations Eif! You've just won a free lapdance from DonFck!
*reviews contract*
Oh bugger.
I need around tree fiddy.
Fine print, fine print...DonFck wrote:
She has? When did you become my pimp then?Ultrafunkula wrote:
Congratulations Eif! You've just won a free lapdance from DonFck!
*reviews contract*
Oh bugger.
How much does a lap dance from donny cost, and furthermore, can I get him to do other...."services"?Ultrafunkula wrote:
Fine print, fine print...DonFck wrote:
She has? When did you become my pimp then?Ultrafunkula wrote:
Congratulations Eif! You've just won a free lapdance from DonFck!
*reviews contract*
Oh bugger.
100€ for a basic, 500€ for the full "blown", 1500€ for the "surprise" show (prices incl. tax 22%)Sydney wrote:
How much does a lap dance from donny cost, and furthermore, can I get him to do other...."services"?Ultrafunkula wrote:
Fine print, fine print...DonFck wrote:
She has? When did you become my pimp then?
*reviews contract*
Oh bugger.
FYI I don't accept lava, icebergs or icelandic pesos as payment.
I'm a bit Roy (Roy = Roy Keane (Football player) = Keen) at the best of times but I'm even more Roy now. (keen = eager)1927 wrote:
The first half of this post made no sense whatsoever.FEOS wrote:
I am fucking excited, Ive even had a fucking hair cut. Its like Crimbo with me today, I wont be pulling any crackers or tucking into a greasy plump bird though.
Im a bit Roy at the best of times but even more Roy today.
I'll be fine until I get my ass slapped, I'll turn round and punch the bitch in the face
I AM NOT A PIECE OF MEAT
ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER...DO. YOU. SPEAK. IT?!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snW3cM1K … re=related
Last edited by The Sheriff (2010-03-26 05:27:23)
Woohoo!Ultrafunkula wrote:
Awww maaaan So zero on all parts. That makes Eifa the wiener.
*tadaa*
Congratulations Eif! You've just won a free lapdance from DonFck!
I was too good at this lulz.
Haha <3DonFck wrote:
She has? When did you become my pimp then?
*reviews contract*
Oh bugger.
No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.
what (hetero) man doesnt want to feel like a slab of meat for women...
gtfo
gtfo
Xbone Stormsurgezz
Can I pay in pubes?Ultrafunkula wrote:
100€ for a basic, 500€ for the full "blown", 1500€ for the "surprise" show (prices incl. tax 22%)Sydney wrote:
How much does a lap dance from donny cost, and furthermore, can I get him to do other...."services"?Ultrafunkula wrote:
Fine print, fine print...
FYI I don't accept lava, icebergs or icelandic pesos as payment.
icwuthedidthar.The Sheriff wrote:
I'm a bit Roy (Roy = Roy Keane (Football player) = Keen) at the best of times but I'm even more Roy now. (keen = eager)1927 wrote:
The first half of this post made no sense whatsoever.FEOS wrote:
I am fucking excited, Ive even had a fucking hair cut. Its like Crimbo with me today, I wont be pulling any crackers or tucking into a greasy plump bird though.
Im a bit Roy at the best of times but even more Roy today.
I'll be fine until I get my ass slapped, I'll turn round and punch the bitch in the face
I AM NOT A PIECE OF MEAT
ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER...DO. YOU. SPEAK. IT?!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snW3cM1K … re=related
Now explain Crimbo, "pulling any crackers" and "tucking into a greasy plump bird". While the last one certainly sounds like it could be a play on words, it could just as easily be talking about eating some fried chicken.
“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.”
― Albert Einstein
Doing the popular thing is not always right. Doing the right thing is not always popular
― Albert Einstein
Doing the popular thing is not always right. Doing the right thing is not always popular
man what a let down
Not even any pics on fb.
wat the shit 27.
wat the shit 27.
Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.
Crimbo = Christmas.FEOS wrote:
icwuthedidthar.The Sheriff wrote:
I'm a bit Roy (Roy = Roy Keane (Football player) = Keen) at the best of times but I'm even more Roy now. (keen = eager)1927 wrote:
The first half of this post made no sense whatsoever.
ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER...DO. YOU. SPEAK. IT?!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snW3cM1K … re=related
Now explain Crimbo, "pulling any crackers" and "tucking into a greasy plump bird". While the last one certainly sounds like it could be a play on words, it could just as easily be talking about eating some fried chicken.
Crackers:
I expect you can guess juicy plump bird now....
NejSydney wrote:
Can I pay in pubes?Ultrafunkula wrote:
100€ for a basic, 500€ for the full "blown", 1500€ for the "surprise" show (prices incl. tax 22%)Sydney wrote:
How much does a lap dance from donny cost, and furthermore, can I get him to do other...."services"?
FYI I don't accept lava, icebergs or icelandic pesos as payment.
Crimbo - ChristmasFEOS wrote:
Now explain Crimbo, "pulling any crackers" and "tucking into a greasy plump bird". While the last one certainly sounds like it could be a play on words, it could just as easily be talking about eating some fried chicken.
Pulling crackers - hooking ladies
Tucking into a greasy plump bird - Yes it means what you think it does, he's welsh, its what you expect.
Any other septics need educating just say.
Last edited by Dilbert_X (2010-03-28 05:04:44)
Fuck Israel
I do apologise for this outburst, it isnt at all like me and I have regretted it all weekend tbh. I was a lil still pissed from the night before but that isnt an excuse, I was woken up, Im always one on for a while after that.FEOS wrote:
Take it easy, Francis.1927 wrote:
Watch ya mouth son, this is me, I aint changing fuck all to satisfy you, I dunno if you have changed ya name but I dont know who you are, so Im sticking, you go and twist. Theres a bridge that needs building, I'll leave that up to you. I dont have a problem talking but you have one listening I reckon.FEOS wrote:
The first half of this post made no sense whatsoever.
ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER...DO. YOU. SPEAK. IT?!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snW3cM1K … re=related
I was merely pointing out the irony that we speak the same language, yet colloquialisms make it seem like two different languages.
srs tho: What did the first bit of that first post mean? And as far as that goes, what did most of you telling me off mean?
Sorry FEOS