On Thursday night I will be a Model

2010-03-23 07:53:36

#26

globefish23: sophisticated slacker; +334|6525|Graz, Austria

Sounds fun!

Don't do the sock thing!
You really don't have to.

For one, I doubt that the woman attending that event would care how you look like. (That is, if you're not looking like Quasimodo.)
All they care is that you're a man with a dick and very few clothes on serving them drinks.
Just think about it from your point of view: You would highly likely also enjoy a party with half-naked, average, next-door girls too.

And also, each of the girls at that party probably will be more drunk than both your mates together.

Anyway, you and your two mates should rehearse some extra group show dance.
Perhaps entering clothed then stripping off to your boxer short and tie outfit.
Just like all those cheesy Chippendales strip shows.

naightknifar wrote:
One of the confirmed:

http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=3 … =705466056

That seems to be the chick organizing the whole thing.

2010-03-23 07:55:45

#27

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|6874|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

naightknifar wrote:
One of the confirmed:

http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=3 … =705466056

HAH

wohhhh, fuck me what the fuck is that thing and the thingy stood next to it, fuck I might have to bouncer first. Sorry luv you aint coming in and neither is ya side kick.

Dont go linking none of this back to that f'book page ok, mine is fine but not that one.

2010-03-23 07:57:54

#28

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|6874|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

globefish23 wrote:
Sounds fun!

Don't do the sock thing!
You really don't have to.

For one, I doubt that the woman attending that event would care how you look like. (That is, if you're not looking like Quasimodo.)
All they care is that you're a man with a dick and very few clothes on serving them drinks.
Just think about it from your point of view: You would highly likely also enjoy a party with half-naked, average, next-door girls too.

And also, each of the girls at that party probably will be more drunk than both your mates together.

Anyway, you and your two mates should rehearse some extra group show dance.
Perhaps entering clothed then stripping off to your boxer short and tie outfit.
Just like all those cheesy Chippendales strip shows.
naightknifar wrote:
One of the confirmed:

http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=3 … =705466056
That seems to be the chick organizing the whole thing.

That could be the other girl co-hosting it, she aint my housemate thats for sure.

I aint stuffing socks down my pants, fuck me that was a joke, I aint doing no silly dance routine either. I will though need a bum bag to stick all the £1 coins in that they'll be chucking at me, I bet the 'accidentally' drop the coins on the floor aswell. Kinky bitches, gotta love 'em.

2010-03-23 07:58:54

#29

Bevo: Nah; +718|6722|Austin, Texas

I endorse this product and/or service.

2010-03-23 07:59:52

#30

Adams_BJ: Russian warship, go fuck yourself; +2,054|6824|Little Bentcock

I'll stuff ya pants for ya 27

2010-03-23 08:06:08

#31

ghettoperson: Member; +1,943|6850

Make sure you trim pubes/shave balls in case you end up having an orgy.

2010-03-23 08:08:46

#32

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|6874|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Im having a lil trim tomorrow Ghetto. Nose hairs, chest hairs, rubix cubes, might even have a hair cut dunno yet, Im trying to find a waxer at the moment.

BJ - No.

You can though make sure the heat is kept in and the doors are closed though, thanks.

2010-03-23 08:24:43

#33

Metal-Eater-GR: I can haz titanium paancakez?; +490|6473

Do want

2010-03-23 08:25:12

#34

Mitch: 16 more years; +877|6726|South Florida

1927 wrote:
Eifa wrote:
ROGUEDD wrote:

You going?
Yeah sure, I'll be there in no time after all I only have 2500km to go..
Stay there luv, you got a webcam?

The boxers I just bought cost me 8 fucking quid, they are Marks and Spencers 'sport' range, the only thing I can think of thats tighter is the bitch Im doing it for. She wanted the 3 of us to buy a pack of boxers off her, thats right 'buy', silly cow told me how last week she did £750+ in sales, yet is to tight to buy us the pants to do this favour for her. Fucking cheek of it, well fuck it, she's shot herself in the fanny. I will mis behave and do as I want to on Thurs night.

As for anne summers parties they are nothing new, the girl I'm doing this for as I mentioned is mu housemate so all the time Im walking in to a house full of pissed up muff all giggling and shit. I can tell you now I look lush in a French Maid's outfit, I didnt strip off when I put it on, just slipped it over my jeans and CCFC shirt. She even had me wearing 'The Butterfly' once to demo to the girls, its this flat vibe thing you strap to yaself, even through my jeans it tickled my balls something chronic.

My last GF fell out with the housemate (mind you both of them fall out with each other) and even though I get huge discount didnt want me buying nuffin off 'fatty' (as the housemate is often rudely reffered as) but the next GF I bag is gonna get all the shit chucked at her from all angles, wear this, wear that, stick this up ya chuff, lemme rub this shit over you first and so on.

OKAY stop everything.

I need a youtube video to someone talking with your accent, because i get such a kick out of listening to the words you use and how you phrase things i just need to get an accurate idea of what your accent sounds like, so i can read your text in that accent.

15 more years! 15 more years!

2010-03-23 08:38:08

#35

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6701|so randum

Mitch wrote:
1927 wrote:
Eifa wrote:

Yeah sure, I'll be there in no time after all I only have 2500km to go..
Stay there luv, you got a webcam?

The boxers I just bought cost me 8 fucking quid, they are Marks and Spencers 'sport' range, the only thing I can think of thats tighter is the bitch Im doing it for. She wanted the 3 of us to buy a pack of boxers off her, thats right 'buy', silly cow told me how last week she did £750+ in sales, yet is to tight to buy us the pants to do this favour for her. Fucking cheek of it, well fuck it, she's shot herself in the fanny. I will mis behave and do as I want to on Thurs night.

As for anne summers parties they are nothing new, the girl I'm doing this for as I mentioned is mu housemate so all the time Im walking in to a house full of pissed up muff all giggling and shit. I can tell you now I look lush in a French Maid's outfit, I didnt strip off when I put it on, just slipped it over my jeans and CCFC shirt. She even had me wearing 'The Butterfly' once to demo to the girls, its this flat vibe thing you strap to yaself, even through my jeans it tickled my balls something chronic.

My last GF fell out with the housemate (mind you both of them fall out with each other) and even though I get huge discount didnt want me buying nuffin off 'fatty' (as the housemate is often rudely reffered as) but the next GF I bag is gonna get all the shit chucked at her from all angles, wear this, wear that, stick this up ya chuff, lemme rub this shit over you first and so on.
OKAY stop everything.

I need a youtube video to someone talking with your accent, because i get such a kick out of listening to the words you use and how you phrase things i just need to get an accurate idea of what your accent sounds like, so i can read your text in that accent.

ah mitch, still mental. good to see.

here's a youtubes (listen to the welshman)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UplMczb6dL4

Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella

2010-03-23 09:29:56

#36

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|6874|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Im like a younger version of Rob Brydon but with the characteristics of Uncle Bryn (Gav and Stace) except I aint bent.

2010-03-23 09:32:27

#37

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|6874|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Uncled Ted - You'd be the ideal candidate to join us on this quest.

2010-03-24 02:55:51

#38

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|6874|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Got a 2pm appointment today to have the lower part of my back waxed. £5 the girl reckons, fucking bargain.

2010-03-24 03:02:30

#39

Ultrafunkula: Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...; +1,975|6675|6 6 4 oh, I forget

Yes you are

Don't forget to take that viagra before the show

Last edited by Ultrafunkula (2010-03-24 03:03:47)

2010-03-24 03:10:09

#40

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|6874|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Thank you Funky, I reckon I am aswell, if my nerves kick in and my arse starts twitching I will remember this visual compliment you have given. I havent taken a V for a while now, last one got stuck on the way down and I had a dodgy neck for weeks afterwards.

2010-03-24 04:54:28

#41

ruisleipa: Member; +149|6423|teh FIN-land

naightknifar wrote:
One of the confirmed:

http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=3 … =705466056

iam a horny 20 year old i work with ann summers partys girl iam looking for people in the to have a ann summers party if u host a party you get 10% off evert thing that you order if u fancey a party or no some 1 who might or wants a party please could you mgs me back here thanks for takeing the time 2 read this mgs thanks txet or ring on 07943149275

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2010-03-24 04:56:09

#42

Eifa: Never regret anything that ever made you smile.; +923|6072|00770

ruisleipa wrote:
naightknifar wrote:
One of the confirmed:

http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=3 … =705466056
iam a horny 20 year old i work with ann summers partys girl iam looking for people in the to have a ann summers party if u host a party you get 10% off evert thing that you order if u fancey a party or no some 1 who might or wants a party please could you mgs me back here thanks for takeing the time 2 read this mgs thanks txet or ring on 07943149275
http://www.dogsonacid.com/images/smilies/badteeth.gif

ew

No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.

2010-03-24 05:22:31

#43

Adams_BJ: Russian warship, go fuck yourself; +2,054|6824|Little Bentcock

1927 wrote:
Im having a lil trim tomorrow Ghetto. Nose hairs, chest hairs, rubix cubes, might even have a hair cut dunno yet, Im trying to find a waxer at the moment.

BJ - No.

You can though make sure the heat is kept in and the doors are closed though, thanks.

...

spose

2010-03-24 05:31:42

#44

Dilbert_X: The X stands for; +1,813|6307|eXtreme to the maX

1927 wrote:
Got a 2pm appointment today to have the lower part of my back waxed. £5 the girl reckons, fucking bargain.

Cost might go up if she has to use two rolls of sellotape?

Fuck Israel

2010-03-24 06:03:06

#45

JahManRed: wank; +646|6829|IRELAND

IF YOU DONT GET LAID OUTA THIS I AM GOING TO BOARD A PLANE AND COME HACK YOUR NUTS OFF WITH A RUSTY BLADE BECAUSE YOU WONT DESERVE THEM ANYWAY!

BTW, lap it up. Id have them licking choc off my asshole! Yeah baby!

2010-03-24 06:37:27

#46

Sisco: grandmaster league revivalist; +493|6544

So that was what the facebook status was about a few weeks back. And the recent one about wax.

You´re gonna have an awesome night matey!

https://www.abload.de/img/bf3-bf2ssig0250wvn.jpg

2010-03-24 07:35:23

#47

belldawg: Serial Jay-Walker; +52|6185|Perth, indian ocean

hahaha good on ya do some weights before hand

2010-03-24 08:04:04

#48

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|6874|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Well I had my back done, chatted and giggled all the way through, the pain is more like a tickle, she grabbed my boxers and started waxing the top of my arse aswell, kinky bitch. £6 fucking bargain lads, you all wanna get on it.

This 'do' is tomorrow night, Im not trying to shag none of them, fucking doing weights and that, my attitude in life is 'Im me, if you dont like it fuck off', so I'll go as I am. I have lost a stone over the last 4 weeks, probably cos I havent been eating much due to my gob and no mini eggs what soever.

2010-03-24 08:12:42

#49

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6701|so randum

:d

Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella

2010-03-25 01:51:22

#50

Sisco: grandmaster league revivalist; +493|6544

1927 wrote:
Well I had my back done, chatted and giggled all the way through, the pain is more like a tickle, she grabbed my boxers and started waxing the top of my arse aswell, kinky bitch. £6 fucking bargain lads, you all wanna get on it.

This 'do' is tomorrow night, Im not trying to shag none of them, fucking doing weights and that, my attitude in life is 'Im me, if you dont like it fuck off', so I'll go as I am. I have lost a stone over the last 4 weeks, probably cos I havent been eating much due to my gob and no mini eggs what soever.

If you are at least partly in real life like you are online, ´dem bitches are gonna be all over you, booooooyyyyiiiiieehh!

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globefish23 wrote:

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Eifa wrote:

ROGUEDD wrote:

Mitch wrote:

1927 wrote:

Eifa wrote:

naightknifar wrote:

ruisleipa wrote:

naightknifar wrote:

1927 wrote:

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