Yep you heard right, a model. Well model / waiter, my housemate is an anne summers girl, that means she sells, Thongs, Lubes, Bra's, Strapadicktome's and Dildo's.
A while back she asked me, her fella and my other mate if we'd be models / waiter's for a party she is organising. Its in a local pub to us, all we can wear is black tight boxers, maybe a dickie bow tie. We'll be the only fella's there, £3 a ticket to get in, a fashion show half way through the night where we model the male stuff she sells, t-shirts, pants, etc.
Everytime a chick wants a drink she has to pay £1 which goes to charity, I said NO to taking part in the games, ie having girls lick chocolate buttons off me. Im already feeling like a slab or meat, there gonna get pissed and start grabbing at me and what not I can see it now. Maximum number of girls = 60.
I need to get my back waxed by tomorrow afternoon so on the hunt - as you may remember I have no nerves with the wax. Im off to buy some fresh boxers in a lil bit, need a hair cut unall. Im a lil out of shape but I dont give a flying fuck, im helping this girl out.
Should be a laugh, my two mates are shitting it and gonna neck a bottle of sherry for dutch courage, pair of girls. Im gonna do it stone cold sober, reckon I could bag a mrs from it?? I got feeling they will be well horned up - until they see us. The other two are mingers and have gf's, so I have gone about this carefully.
Im must be fucking daft to do this, no doubt pictures will appear on the net, I'll send you a link if so. No wanking though ok?
Its for a good cause so even if they all poke at me and laugh at least plenty of peeps will get some enjoyment out of it.
A while back she asked me, her fella and my other mate if we'd be models / waiter's for a party she is organising. Its in a local pub to us, all we can wear is black tight boxers, maybe a dickie bow tie. We'll be the only fella's there, £3 a ticket to get in, a fashion show half way through the night where we model the male stuff she sells, t-shirts, pants, etc.
Everytime a chick wants a drink she has to pay £1 which goes to charity, I said NO to taking part in the games, ie having girls lick chocolate buttons off me. Im already feeling like a slab or meat, there gonna get pissed and start grabbing at me and what not I can see it now. Maximum number of girls = 60.
I need to get my back waxed by tomorrow afternoon so on the hunt - as you may remember I have no nerves with the wax. Im off to buy some fresh boxers in a lil bit, need a hair cut unall. Im a lil out of shape but I dont give a flying fuck, im helping this girl out.
Should be a laugh, my two mates are shitting it and gonna neck a bottle of sherry for dutch courage, pair of girls. Im gonna do it stone cold sober, reckon I could bag a mrs from it?? I got feeling they will be well horned up - until they see us. The other two are mingers and have gf's, so I have gone about this carefully.
Im must be fucking daft to do this, no doubt pictures will appear on the net, I'll send you a link if so. No wanking though ok?
Its for a good cause so even if they all poke at me and laugh at least plenty of peeps will get some enjoyment out of it.