i have crabs
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I'll take a shot in the dark and say 15 of the active members have a cat.
you get crabs from pussy, not cats.Poseidon wrote:
i have crabs
if they scratch my hood with their claws all purring and shit cause it's so comfy and warm on top because their owners throw them out of the house before going to bed, i will grab em at the neck in the morning cause 9 out of 10 times they carry an address in the collar.unnamednewbie13 wrote:
androoz wrote:
u suk browhaaaaaaaaaat wrote:
cats suckIf you're that big of an asshole, I'd rather see a bunch of cats wandering the neighborhood than you.Chou wrote:
cats and dogs are all fine but they are counted as domestic animals so when i see a cat on the hood of my car in the morning, i'll approach it like a steve irwin until i get my hand around its neck.. seriously keep your fucking animals indoors.
you picture me ragging a chainsaw in the animal while jizzin' all over the place but seriously man go cry me a fucking river or something.
i like cats and dogs equally.
I have both a cat and a dog. They get along great
...sometimes
...sometimes
Negrocat and stripecat
androoz wrote:
my cat is curled up in a little ball next to me and sleeping. :3
bottom of the two is exactly like mine, my other cat looks like so...N00bkilla55404 wrote:
Negrocat and stripecat
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edit: My legs are sexy
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Talk to the hand.Chou wrote:
if they scratch my hood with their claws all purring and shit cause it's so comfy and warm on top because their owners throw them out of the house before going to bed, i will grab em at the neck in the morning cause 9 out of 10 times they carry an address in the collar.unnamednewbie13 wrote:
androoz wrote:
u suk broIf you're that big of an asshole, I'd rather see a bunch of cats wandering the neighborhood than you.Chou wrote:
cats and dogs are all fine but they are counted as domestic animals so when i see a cat on the hood of my car in the morning, i'll approach it like a steve irwin until i get my hand around its neck.. seriously keep your fucking animals indoors.
you picture me ragging a chainsaw in the animal while jizzin' all over the place but seriously man go cry me a fucking river or something.
<--- Those 2.
Train them to piss and shit outside. I do have litter tray for emergencies, but they only use it about once a month at most.Kmarion wrote:
you have to buy liter and change the box no? Most people enjoy walking with their dogs. Some get them for that very reason.androoz wrote:
no i mean not needing to be walked, not annoying, dont have to take them out to shit, etc.mkxiii wrote:
independant =/= sleeping for so long that owners forget where you are
cats are cute but im allergic to them
No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.
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I used to be petrified of them but not anymore, Mollie's Mum got her two towards the end of last year, her Mum always resented them and regretted getting them, now in quick succession they have magically 'disappeared'. Mollie dont seem to put out by this though, suprises me.
I dont hate them anymore, actually enjoy fighting with kittens now like you do with a dog. Still dont trust them though but I have the guts to approach them now as I always have with dogs.
I dont hate them anymore, actually enjoy fighting with kittens now like you do with a dog. Still dont trust them though but I have the guts to approach them now as I always have with dogs.
Already posted in the pets thread but nvm.
Русский военный корабль, иди на хуй!
Dilb thats exactly what I mean, if it got too aggresive I could throw it dont the stairs, as long as it didnt go for my head or anything Id love a play fight like that, same with a dog if it kind of goes for my face I'll give it a proper dig in the ribs.
Generally if a dog or cat gets too aggressive its trying to be domninant.
No need to get vicious, just grab them by the scruff and hold them down until they admit defeat.
Eventually they'll realise play-fighting is OK, serious isn't.
No need to get vicious, just grab them by the scruff and hold them down until they admit defeat.
Eventually they'll realise play-fighting is OK, serious isn't.
Русский военный корабль, иди на хуй!
TbhIf a single guy has a cat, he is either gay or a villain
Yeah Cheers Dilb, I'll try to remember your wise words next time a Psycho cat wants my eyes for lunch. I take a hard stance against any animal wanting to 'have a go at 27' only last year or the year before I had a right stand off with a donkey. I pulled its whiskers to teach the cunt a lesson.
Before you get the wrong idea, I hate and totally stand against any form of animal cruelty, but I also believe in self defence
Before you get the wrong idea, I hate and totally stand against any form of animal cruelty, but I also believe in self defence
Dogs brah.
Cats are never nice. They only stand back and stare at me.
Cats are never nice. They only stand back and stare at me.
noice 
Dogs all the fucking way innit.
Cats and Equine cant be trusted, if a dog wants to have a go I can pick up on it, but you never know what these other fuckers are gonna do next. Im not fucking scared of them now though. I used to just freeze if one walked into the room or like brushed up against me, Id flip out if that happened, now though I'll approach them and make a fist and see if they nudge it, if they do they are safe, if not I back off before it has me.
Cats and Equine cant be trusted, if a dog wants to have a go I can pick up on it, but you never know what these other fuckers are gonna do next. Im not fucking scared of them now though. I used to just freeze if one walked into the room or like brushed up against me, Id flip out if that happened, now though I'll approach them and make a fist and see if they nudge it, if they do they are safe, if not I back off before it has me.
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