GIZIDE: Snipaz and Bitches

2006-04-29 23:28:53

#76

Coolbeano: Level 13.5 BF2S Ninja Penguin Sensei; +378|7019

Bravo3 wrote:
wow i dont think i have ever read something so gay. i can only imagine that this guy is white and wants to be black and i can image him sitting at his computer smoking crack.

Except it's not crack, it's just flour he 'jacked' from his mom's cupboard. Which is upstairs because he lives in the basement.

-]Eucalyptus[- wrote:
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I'm an Asian-American. I was born in California, My dad is Taiwanese, My mother is half japanese and half chinese, she grew up in Singapore.

I have lived in LA, Taipei (Taiwan), Maidenhead (Surrey, UK), Holland and Switzerland.

^^^^ All true, no joke

Ah you a TCK then?

As for me, both parents mixed Singaporean-Canadian, I was born in Canada, lived in Vancouver, Taipei, Singapore and right now i'm in Bangkok. And I can only speak English, French and I'm learning German.

2006-04-30 01:11:03

#77

ssonrats: Member; +221|6900

Didn't understand a word.

2006-04-30 01:30:17

#78

ReGmAn78: Member; +16|6902|Alberta, Canada

WTF did i miss something is there a new IN DA HOOD map?

2006-04-30 01:33:16

#79

=TH=[Eleanor]-NL-: The Karma Collector!; +233|6946|The Netherlands

ReGmAn78 wrote:
WTF did i miss something is there a new IN DA HOOD map?

Hell yeah, it's a karkand like map where all buildings are turned into ruins and yo've all got dual Pistols and Uzi's which you have turned 90 degrees in your hand, and there's a new vehicle: a Cadillac Escalade, in which you can do all your drive by's

;-)

2006-04-30 01:46:26

#80

FriiginChomper: Member; +41|6957

Lovely guizide, im inspired.

If the world was a jacket, where would the gangsta's live?

In Da Hood!

Last edited by FriiginChomper (2006-04-30 01:48:14)

2006-04-30 01:52:43

#81

BF2Craglyeye: Member; +72|6928|Australia

=TH=[Eleanor]-NL- wrote:
ReGmAn78 wrote:
WTF did i miss something is there a new IN DA HOOD map?
Hell yeah, it's a karkand like map where all buildings are turned into ruins and yo've all got dual Pistols and Uzi's which you have turned 90 degrees in your hand, and there's a new vehicle: a Cadillac Escalade, in which you can do all your drive by's

;-)

That is already a game its called.... Grand Theft Auto.

"Enemy Hood Rat Spotted"

2006-04-30 03:32:02

#82

Spark: liquid fluoride thorium reactor; +874|6930|Canberra, AUS

Whiskey, Tango, Foxtrot!

Boy, that was strange.

The paradox is only a conflict between reality and your feeling what reality ought to be.
^{~ Richard Feynman}

2006-04-30 03:40:10

#83

Sub-Zero79: Man...I'm freezing!; +65|6880|Ghost Town

I only wonder what kind of drugs that guy has taken and even more...where can I get them??

2006-04-30 04:01:08

#84

Echo: WOoKie; +383|6975|The Netherlands

rdx-fx wrote:
Let me see if I can translate this mess...

Aaagh you re cracking me up!

+1 for the translation.

2006-04-30 04:10:01

#85

Vilham: Say wat!?; +580|7022|UK

LOL!!!!! classic, this guy is hilarious!

2006-04-30 04:56:17

#86

-]Eucalyptus[-: I'm a MOO MOO STARRR!!1; +17|6999|Switzerland (Im not swiss tho)

Sub-Zero79 wrote:
I only wonder what kind of drugs that guy has taken and even more...where can I get them??

Marijuana is out and Coricidin Cough & Cold is in.

At least in high school society.

Take 8 and peace out

2006-04-30 08:49:10

#87

pure_beef_69: Banned; +186|6902

MY GOD i write sum shit on this forum but this post makes me want to punch the comp. YOUR A WANKER

2006-05-01 13:50:12

#88

tahadar: Sniper!!; +183|6994|Pakistan/England

FriiginChomper wrote:
Lovely guizide, im inspired.

If the world was a jacket, where would the gangsta's live?

In Da Hood!

hahahah thats hilarious!!!

2006-05-01 13:54:06

#89

Gladiator08: Russell Crowe's Loin Cloth; +49|6968|Philadelphia, PA

GGGGGGGunit - Please do not have any babies

Sincerely,
The World

2006-05-01 23:52:12

#90

dubbs: Member; +105|6887|Lexington, KY

airborne916 wrote:
WilhelmSissener wrote:
i think this is some 13 year old white kid that want's to be black..
no some white kid who wants to be gangsta, you make it sound like all blacks talk like this moron, which they dont. Im black and i talk nothing like this dumb ass, and no body i know does eather.

Yo, why my homie gotta be white? Why can't he be Latino? Homeboy could also be Oriental. Why you all disin' em? Why it always got to be a black and white thang? Who says ol' boy be white, but rode in da hood, so he be speakin' that way in real life? Who to say he ain't keepin' it real, unlike some peeps that be frontin' up herre in these forums? Therre, nough said.

Now the proper English translation:

Why does he have to be white? Why can't it be a Latino that was wanting to be gangsta, or how about a Oriental (SP?)? Why does everything have to be a black or white thing? If it is a white person who made the post, how do you know that they did not come from da hood, and talk like this in real life? Who is to say that he is being himself, unlike some people in the forums? There I said enough.

2006-05-02 00:09:57

#91

Citizen One: 한국 공주; +338|6904|South Korea.

Very well said, drop it like its hot Cnote, we all love you.

2006-05-02 01:08:05

#92

Varegg: Support fanatic :-); +2,206|7065|Nårvei

This is the result when u feed your kids way to much sugar and let them watch way to much television.

So start saving for your kids collegeeducation even though u dont have kids yet, to avoid kids like this :-)

Wait behind the line ..............................................................

2006-05-02 01:46:18

#93

CoconutBlitz: I've had the diarrheas since Easters; +145|6845|California U.S.A

rdx-fx wrote:
Let me see if I can translate this mess.
(Evidence that the author was joking: he uses periods at the end of his sentences)

GGGGGGGunit wrote:
Iz dat time again, YEH YEHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Moz dez mafuckas dink dat dey got some skilz wit snipaz and shiz, wel im about to tell yah mah fuckas about what a real snipa iz, dats me homei.
A short guide to improving your sniper skills...

GGGGGGGunit wrote:
All ya mafuckas be chick-checkin dez 4 mafucking rulez.
... in four easy steps.

GGGGGGGunit wrote:
one - you best not be using nane of dat m92 bashit, switch ya mafuckin ass to dat m24 and shoot tha mafucka, only suckaz and bitches be trifflin...187 BALHHHHHHH.
1) The M24 has far superior accuracy, compared to the M95

GGGGGGGunit wrote:
too - clayumore, clayumore, clayumore, pick ya mafucking spot next to dat flag and drop dat SHIT, DROP IT LIKES IT HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.
2) Claymores should be used, whenever possible, to aid in the defense of Flags.

GGGGGGGunit wrote:
dree - take dat mafucking jet eject over dat mafucking carrier and snipe dem mafuckas, if sum mafucka gives you trouble you tel him LYOOOOOOOOOD BANKS will fuck dat bird up.
3) Be a spawncamping, baseraping smacktard to improve your scores and the length of your epenis

GGGGGGGunit wrote:
fur - fuck all ya nigas.
4) I do believe my mommy is telling me it's past my bedtime. I must go now.

GGGGGGGunit wrote:
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGunit.
[My 'G' key is stuck in the down position. I've been Trolling through these forums, and some of the signatures overexited my young imagination. Don't tell my mommy, please. She gets mad when I touch myself.]

.... Did I mention???

I like the last translation. Hey I should do a Engineer Guide in late 1980's early 1990's Valley Speak.

Like... You were Toooootally repairing this gnarley Tank that was all like smokinn' and were like

"Ewwww my Members Only jacket is wayyy too tubular to get all like dirty!"

And the Commander is all like,

"Get Repairs to this postion!!!"

And yer like,

"AS IF!!! That's like way on the other side of the map!! I would TOOOTALLY have to run, run so far away like a Flock of Seagulls to get to!!!"

"Gag me with a Wrench!".....

Last edited by Seal 3 (2006-05-02 01:52:09)

2006-05-02 02:00:33

#94

Pfc. Leemus: Ownerer via the strategic use of bullets; +20|6863|N.S.W, Australia

Good work homedogg. Chu is fo'shizz reppin tha hood tha teache tha l33t gangsta sniping.

2006-05-03 18:57:45

#95

HURLEY: Ima Crunchatize you.; +170|6938|The Lou

heres real black talk from my black friend

..I CANT BLIEVE MY LITE SKINN'D FRIED AINT TELL NO BODY SHE WUS AT THA MALL LIL WAITCH....O WELL HAHA...NAW LYF SUX SUM TYM N CAN GIMME A COOKIE THEN BITES ME RITE N THA ASS...

2006-05-03 19:06:52

#96

LaidBackNinja: Pony Slaystation; +343|6964|Charlie One Alpha

...lol

"If you want a vision of the future, imagine SecuROM slapping your face with its dick -- forever." -George Orwell

2006-05-04 02:59:20

#98

HisInfernalDeath: Member; +23|6980|Belgium

This is the most gayest post i've ever read.

2006-05-04 03:13:28

#99

Sarrk: O-O-O A-O A; +788|6911|Brisbane, Australia

I love reving old posts.......

2006-05-04 03:21:02

#100

CoconutBlitz: I've had the diarrheas since Easters; +145|6845|California U.S.A

rdx-fx wrote:
Like. duuuude. Like, that was like.. 'Whoaaa'.
And, like, the whole 'wrench thing' was like 'whoa' and 'awesome' and stuff.

ROFLMAO

Shaaaaaw!! Dude I'd talk more but there's some righteous Van Halen video on MTV. Oh and I gotta like totally tape Miami Vice on my Beta. Rock ON!!!

BF2S Forums GIZIDE: Snipaz and Bitches

Bravo3 wrote:

-]Eucalyptus[- wrote:

ReGmAn78 wrote:

=TH=[Eleanor]-NL- wrote:

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rdx-fx wrote:

Sub-Zero79 wrote:

FriiginChomper wrote:

airborne916 wrote:

WilhelmSissener wrote:

rdx-fx wrote:

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