globefish23
sophisticated slacker
+334|6608|Graz, Austria
Linguistics is only about deciphering hieroglyphs in old books.
Archaeology is about running around with a whip and hat, trying to steal back mythical artefacts from the Nazis.
Chemistry is about mixing coloured liquids in Erlenmeyer flasks until it goes boom and you end up with a burnt face.

You people sound like you got all your knowledge from cartoons with their stereotypical satire.

Suggestion:
Go to the webpage of a linguistics department and check out all the courses.
Visit their library and check out the topics of all the past master and PhD theses.
Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6755
i suggested that to galt 3 pages ago when he kept hammering me to explain to him what a cursory google search could yield, instantaneously.

he even jibed me with "you won't say because you know there's nothing uzique". rofl.

then dilbert tried to give me shit for supplying galt with a phd thesis completed at a college local to him (i.e. me doing the work for him)

you can't please these people. they're convinced in their pigeonbrained little worlds that what they're doing is the only 'good work', the secular era's version of doing 'god's work', and all the rest of us are just idiots devoting our time to folly. if only they realised how stupid they look to anyone with half a clue in anything outside of the sciences.
libertarian benefit collector - anti-academic super-intellectual. http://mixlr.com/the-little-phrase/
FEOS
Bellicose Yankee Air Pirate
+1,182|6696|'Murka

Wow. Did Jay or Dilbert call you stupid a single time?

Maybe that feeds it a bit...
“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.”
― Albert Einstein

Doing the popular thing is not always right. Doing the right thing is not always popular
Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6755
nope, you're free to read it. the retarded question that caused 3 pages of debate (which wasn't an off-topic discussion of my choice) was "what do english professors actually DO?". really, now? what's more likely: the question (with its implication that non-science research isn't 'real' research) being plain stupid, or me feeling as though i'm being called stupid? protip: i'm not an english professor.
libertarian benefit collector - anti-academic super-intellectual. http://mixlr.com/the-little-phrase/
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,816|6391|eXtreme to the maX
After you entered the thread to gripe about science research you were simply asked:

What research english lit depts do.

To demonstrate how its of any value at all to anyone, in comparison with pure science research which is what this thread is largely about.

That you threw a fit and started insulting people speaks for itself. Maybe thats harsh but bleh.

Last edited by Dilbert_X (2011-12-21 01:42:34)

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Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6755
speaks for itself how? i get frustrated because it seems i've typed 100,000 words on this forum in the last 6 months defending the work done by all other non-scientific disciplines. you guys have the supreme egotism about your line of work/education - it's not me 'throwing the fits', it's me being exasperated by your refusal/reluctance to accept any other point-of-view or thing of merit.

as i said, pure maths/science research yields just as much "value" as pure art/humanities research. it's all completely academic. 'knowledge for knowledge's sake'. comparing the research done by a biomedical department to an english department is obviously a pointless line of argument. news just in: academic departments conduct high-level, ultra-specialised research that benefits the layman on the street in a nil-to-none way. does that mean the human race should stop trying to progress its academic knowledge and understanding? because it doesn't satisfy some utilitarian 'benefit' or 'greater good'? dude that idea is like 100 years old and is extremely lug-headed. no shit serious heavyweight academic departments aren't sweating too much about their contribution to the 'greater good': they're far older than that idea and their ideals are far longer lasting.

Last edited by Uzique (2011-12-21 07:11:05)

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Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6755

Dilbert_X wrote:

After you entered the thread to gripe about science research you were simply asked
what the fuck are you talking about? please show me where i "griped" about science research?

i mentioned that politicians/the public were complaining about the "cost" of the higgs-boson experiments, applying your same crude and idiotic conception of 'value' to highly academic/theoretical work. my line of argument from the start has been in defense of science work like this, quote myself: "very much A Good Thing". i mentioned english research because that's my perspective from which i sympathize with high-level academic scientists having to defend their daily work from the ignorant mob that want to know about bottom-line figures instead of missing atomic particles. i have never once in this thread "griped" about science research - only chimed in with support and equal dismissal of 'what is the research worth?' type talk.

ironically you are the only person representing that 'griping' position in this thread.

Last edited by Uzique (2011-12-21 07:13:41)

libertarian benefit collector - anti-academic super-intellectual. http://mixlr.com/the-little-phrase/
FEOS
Bellicose Yankee Air Pirate
+1,182|6696|'Murka

Uzique wrote:

nope, you're free to read it. the retarded question that caused 3 pages of debate (which wasn't an off-topic discussion of my choice) was "what do english professors actually DO?". really, now? what's more likely: the question (with its implication that non-science research isn't 'real' research) being plain stupid, or me feeling as though i'm being called stupid? protip: i'm not an english professor.
I read the question. And the ensuing flame fest.

You could have taken it as a legitimate question and answered it, educating those here who may not have known what sort of research English departments are involved in. Or, you could have taken the approach that you did: gone immediately into snide defensive mode.

Personally, I think the first course of action would have been more productive.
“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.”
― Albert Einstein

Doing the popular thing is not always right. Doing the right thing is not always popular
Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6755
i love how d&st is supposed to be a bastion of high-intellectualism yet somebody can't do a simple cursory google search or look at any department websites. the reason my response was so protracted was because of simple disbelief. when jay said "you're not answering the question because you can't" i literally spat out my virtual cornflakes. like... come on be fucking real! stupidity on an astral plane. i managed to find a local answer to his question in 10 seconds. is using your own initiative to answer your own questions before idiotically posing them a d&st taboo? he didn't need to challenge me with those smarmy remarks in the first place, he coulda answered his own question very easily. what academic departments research isn't some clandestine chamber-of-secrets, is it? every university department has a web-site. jay is obtuse and dull at times but he's not that thick. his questions were just there to rile me under a feigned mock-naivety, and you know it. silly really.
libertarian benefit collector - anti-academic super-intellectual. http://mixlr.com/the-little-phrase/
FEOS
Bellicose Yankee Air Pirate
+1,182|6696|'Murka

You've been on this site long enough to know that it's more than can be reasonably expected for others to research an answer. It's frustrated me, as well. But that is how the game is played here.
“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.”
― Albert Einstein

Doing the popular thing is not always right. Doing the right thing is not always popular
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,816|6391|eXtreme to the maX

Uzique wrote:

i love how d&st is supposed to be a bastion of high-intellectualism yet somebody can't do a simple cursory google search or look at any department websites. the reason my response was so protracted was because of simple disbelief. when jay said "you're not answering the question because you can't" i literally spat out my virtual cornflakes. like... come on be fucking real! stupidity on an astral plane. i managed to find a local answer to his question in 10 seconds. is using your own initiative to answer your own questions before idiotically posing them a d&st taboo? he didn't need to challenge me with those smarmy remarks in the first place, he coulda answered his own question very easily. what academic departments research isn't some clandestine chamber-of-secrets, is it? every university department has a web-site. jay is obtuse and dull at times but he's not that thick. his questions were just there to rile me under a feigned mock-naivety, and you know it. silly really.
Again, www.lmgtfy.com and a link to a list of PhD subjects which mostly prove my point aren't really much of an argument.
You're the self-proclaimed expert on this stuff, we expected more.
If you're going to piss on science research and then refuse to defend literature research too bad.

/disappointed
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Spark
liquid fluoride thorium reactor
+874|6959|Canberra, AUS
you know the real problem with this argument?

you're all fucking boring.

if someone wants to research the linguistic routes of some african tribal language and their uni is willing to give them grant money to do so, fine. i honestly couldn't give a shit.
The paradox is only a conflict between reality and your feeling what reality ought to be.
~ Richard Feynman
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,816|6391|eXtreme to the maX
Uzique was the one saying research should be focused on productive stuff...
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Spark
liquid fluoride thorium reactor
+874|6959|Canberra, AUS
and i'm sure there's something productive to come out of it. i'm not a linguistic expert, i couldn't tell you.

what precisely is productive, directly, about a project like skymapper or a multi-million dollar piece of equipment like the v. large array/large binocular telescope? yet i'd say those projects are some of the most important science currently going on.

Last edited by Spark (2011-12-21 23:13:37)

The paradox is only a conflict between reality and your feeling what reality ought to be.
~ Richard Feynman
Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6755

Dilbert_X wrote:

Uzique was the one saying research should be focused on productive stuff...
no, no i wasn't. not once. not ever. you have completely misread my post. go back.
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Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6755

Uzique wrote:

i mentioned that politicians/the public were complaining about the "cost" of the higgs-boson experiments, [they were] applying your same crude and idiotic conception of 'value' to highly academic/theoretical work. my line of argument from the start has been in defense of science work like this, quote myself: "very much A Good Thing". i mentioned english research because that's my perspective from which i sympathize with high-level academic scientists having to defend their daily work from the ignorant mob that want to know about bottom-line figures instead of missing atomic particles. i have never once in this thread "griped" about science research - only chimed in with support and equal dismissal of 'what is the research worth?' type talk.
dilbert are you really not reading or something? i am literally baffled. your pure science-r-good / arts-r-sux bias is actually blinding your ability to READ.

Last edited by Uzique (2011-12-22 00:18:50)

libertarian benefit collector - anti-academic super-intellectual. http://mixlr.com/the-little-phrase/
Spark
liquid fluoride thorium reactor
+874|6959|Canberra, AUS
extreme wind shear effect in alabama

https://www.newscientist.com/blogs/shortsharpscience/2011/12/21/391139.jpg
The paradox is only a conflict between reality and your feeling what reality ought to be.
~ Richard Feynman
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,816|6391|eXtreme to the maX

Uzique wrote:

this is a recession and many people (politicians included) are saying that science research (as well as all other pure academic research - maths, arts, humanities) should be 'entrepreneurial' in spirit. which basically means it needs an immediate relevancy or a cash-back plan within the next 10 years. so it probably seems like a silly question to a scientist but to someone that doesn't give much of a shit about the theoretical thrill of discovering the higgs-boson... not so.
of course it makes sense that publically-funded institutions with taxpayer's money invested in them are going to have a slight social and political debt to produce 'relevant' works.
There we go.

your view that everyone in art and humanities departments all over the world are browsing through dusty tomes from 1470 is, quite frankly, ridiculous.
Based on the link you provided yourself - it seems about half of them are.
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Kmar
Truth is my Bitch
+5,695|6885|132 and Bush

Are Were you fellas south of the equator able to see the comet lovejoy?

Xbone Stormsurgezz
Spark
liquid fluoride thorium reactor
+874|6959|Canberra, AUS
Probably not, as it was raining at the time
The paradox is only a conflict between reality and your feeling what reality ought to be.
~ Richard Feynman
Spark
liquid fluoride thorium reactor
+874|6959|Canberra, AUS
stephen hawking's 70th today.

that he's lasted this long with ALS is just... wow.
The paradox is only a conflict between reality and your feeling what reality ought to be.
~ Richard Feynman
M.O.A.B
'Light 'em up!'
+1,220|6507|Escea

He's 70? Bloody hell, I didn't think he was that old.
Spark
liquid fluoride thorium reactor
+874|6959|Canberra, AUS
The paradox is only a conflict between reality and your feeling what reality ought to be.
~ Richard Feynman
Spark
liquid fluoride thorium reactor
+874|6959|Canberra, AUS
I've been saying it for aaaages now, drug resistance is going to be one of the big issues of the 21st century and no one seems to have noticed.

But once we finally realise just how fucked we are, with things like the above, the new strains of multi-resistant malaria cropping up all over the place, when the nastiest strains of HxNx flu finally jump the animal-human barrier, and a whole host of other truly nasty diseases, mix that with modern air travel and you have a recipe for some truly catastrophic epidemics.

But that's OK because we've been developing the new generation of broad spectrum antibiotics to counter this which we've needed since the 90s... right?

Right?

Last edited by Spark (2012-01-16 03:00:11)

The paradox is only a conflict between reality and your feeling what reality ought to be.
~ Richard Feynman
AussieReaper
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+5,761|6437|what

I'm surprised it hasn't happened sooner.

Far too many people stop taking their prescribed anti-biotics the moment they feel better or think they are over the sickness. So whatever is left has survived the first doses of anti-biotics and is more resistant then spreads that to further generations.
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