Steak and a Blowjob day 2010

2010-03-11 08:25:28

#1

Mitch: 16 more years; +877|6793|South Florida

As pointed out by 27,

March 14th is steak and a blowjob day.

My girlfriend doesnt like touching meat (cooking steak) and doesnt like sucking meat (mah dick) so the day will be shotdown for me. Furthermore, she doesnt believe its a real holiday.

Hows about you fellers? Better luck???

http://www.steakandbjday.com/

Last edited by Mitch (2010-03-11 08:55:07)

15 more years! 15 more years!

2010-03-11 08:26:57

#2

King_County_Downy: shitfaced; +2,791|6865|Seattle

It's my fiance's b-day, so yeah. Steak and BJ day is always on for me

(I got her trained to think giving me one is a special treat for her)

Funny but true

Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it

2010-03-11 08:27:31

#3

krazed: Admiral of the Bathtub; +619|7048|Great Brown North

so... she doesnt like steak or your meat popsicle

worst girlfriend ever

i'll be celebrating with a friend

2010-03-11 08:28:42

#4

King_County_Downy: shitfaced; +2,791|6865|Seattle

Yeah Mitch, that's kind of fucked up if she's going to be like that forever. You might want to consider trading her in for a newer, more efficient model.

Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it

2010-03-11 08:28:47

#5

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|6941|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

lol Mitch, its the worst day of the year for me mate, I hate it, the only time I get jealous is people looking at card stands n buying flowers etc.

I'll look at the morning in the traditonal way and then the afternoon in the new 'Mitch' way.

2010-03-11 08:43:02

#6

Mitch: 16 more years; +877|6793|South Florida

King_County_Downy wrote:
going to be like that forever.

two years and only made a little progress...

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King_County_Downy wrote:
(I got her trained to think giving me one is a special treat for her)

How in the fuck was that acheived?

Last edited by Mitch (2010-03-11 08:44:13)

15 more years! 15 more years!

2010-03-11 08:44:49

#7

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|6984

Mitch wrote:
King_County_Downy wrote:
going to be like that forever.
two years and only made a little progress...

=\

King_County_Downy wrote:
(I got her trained to think giving me one is a special treat for her)
How in the fuck was that acheived?

GED. Might impress her.

https://cache.www.gametracker.com/server_info/203.46.105.23:21300/b_350_20_692108_381007_FFFFFF_000000.png

2010-03-11 08:44:55

#8

Mitch: 16 more years; +877|6793|South Florida

They need a "dog wisperer" for non-sexual girlfriends.

15 more years! 15 more years!

2010-03-11 08:46:22

#9

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|6941|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

BJ's bore the fuck out of me, serious though, theres fuck all to do other than lie there while some chick nosh's on you making funny noises. Im not saying I dont like them but Id rather be boning her.

Sorry Gusto for being rude, I know your online as I type this.

2010-03-11 08:47:09

#10

Mitch: 16 more years; +877|6793|South Florida

1927 wrote:
BJ's bore the fuck out of me, serious though

What is this i dont even.

No really, let me reiterate;

Last edited by Mitch (2010-03-11 08:53:35)

15 more years! 15 more years!

2010-03-11 08:50:35

#11

Toilet Sex: one love, one pig; +1,775|6840

lol, wtf

♥

2010-03-11 08:51:08

#12

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|6941|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

I get bored if Im lying there and some bird is sucking me off. Im ok for a few mins but then Im like 'ohh fuck this for a laugh' and its a tough one to call, if she thinks she's doing it wrong you'll never get another one again 'cos of her nerves.

Same with fucking a girl up the bum, wtf's all that about. Its an exit not an entrance, smells, leaves a funny smell on your piece, can be too tight, get it out of your system while ya young lads. ummm and lasses

2010-03-11 08:53:25

#13

Finray: Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro; +2,629|6056|Catherine Black

I'm in the same boat as Mitch >_>

2010-03-11 08:53:46

#14

King_County_Downy: shitfaced; +2,791|6865|Seattle

Mitch wrote:
King_County_Downy wrote:
(I got her trained to think giving me one is a special treat for her)
How in the fuck was that acheived?

Pretending that I didn't like them, going down on her many any times, eventually she really wanted to return the favor. Now I can just whip it out and she dives for it. Reverse psycology ftw. (Also, tell her it's the best you've ever had, everytime she does it. Stroke her ego while she strokes you)

Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it

2010-03-11 08:54:38

#15

Toilet Sex: one love, one pig; +1,775|6840

Finray wrote:
I'm in the same boat as Mitch >_>

hope he doesn't have his girlfriend with him as it might capsize said boat.

♥

2010-03-11 09:08:00

#16

krazed: Admiral of the Bathtub; +619|7048|Great Brown North

see sig for details

2010-03-11 09:19:19

#17

Mitch: 16 more years; +877|6793|South Florida

King_County_Downy wrote:
Mitch wrote:
King_County_Downy wrote:
(I got her trained to think giving me one is a special treat for her)
How in the fuck was that acheived?
Pretending that I didn't like them, going down on her many any times, eventually she really wanted to return the favor. Now I can just whip it out and she dives for it. Reverse psycology ftw. (Also, tell her it's the best you've ever had, everytime she does it. Stroke her ego while she strokes you)

But my girl doesnt like being "gone down on". she shows very little interest in anything sexual. If i never mentioned anything sexual (impossible lol) she would never either.

15 more years! 15 more years!

2010-03-11 09:26:08

#18

Hurricane2k9: Pendulous Sweaty Balls; +1,538|5970|College Park, MD

Word I know that situation Mitch

And IDK about my prospects for S&BJ Day... my girlfriend and I seem to be at an impasse

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2010-03-11 09:26:24

#19

seymorebutts443: Ready for combat; +211|6863|Belchertown Massachusetts, USA

Mitch wrote:
King_County_Downy wrote:
Mitch wrote:

How in the fuck was that acheived?
Pretending that I didn't like them, going down on her many any times, eventually she really wanted to return the favor. Now I can just whip it out and she dives for it. Reverse psycology ftw. (Also, tell her it's the best you've ever had, everytime she does it. Stroke her ego while she strokes you)
But my girl doesnt like being "gone down on". she shows very little interest in anything sexual. If i never mentioned anything sexual (impossible lol) she would never either.

Get a new girlfriend ASAP.

2010-03-11 09:32:58

#20

Toilet Sex: one love, one pig; +1,775|6840

seymorebutts443 wrote:
Mitch wrote:
King_County_Downy wrote:

Pretending that I didn't like them, going down on her many any times, eventually she really wanted to return the favor. Now I can just whip it out and she dives for it. Reverse psycology ftw. (Also, tell her it's the best you've ever had, everytime she does it. Stroke her ego while she strokes you)
But my girl doesnt like being "gone down on". she shows very little interest in anything sexual. If i never mentioned anything sexual (impossible lol) she would never either.
Get a new girlfriend ASAP.

problem probably lies in mitch's mirror tbh

♥

2010-03-11 09:34:14

#21

King_County_Downy: shitfaced; +2,791|6865|Seattle

Toilet Sex wrote:
problem probably lies in mitch's mirror tbh

Be nice to Mitchy!

Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it

2010-03-11 09:34:53

#22

Mitch: 16 more years; +877|6793|South Florida

Toilet Sex wrote:
seymorebutts443 wrote:
Mitch wrote:

But my girl doesnt like being "gone down on". she shows very little interest in anything sexual. If i never mentioned anything sexual (impossible lol) she would never either.
Get a new girlfriend ASAP.
problem probably lies in mitch's mirror tbh

im a stunt double for god damn Zac Effron, what more do you want.

15 more years! 15 more years!

2010-03-11 09:35:05

#23

Superior Mind: (not macbeth); +1,755|6961

I'll do my best, gentlemen.

x

2010-03-11 09:42:09

#24

Ilocano: buuuurrrrrrppppp.......; +341|6935

Mitch wrote:
Toilet Sex wrote:
seymorebutts443 wrote:

Get a new girlfriend ASAP.
problem probably lies in mitch's mirror tbh
im a stunt double for god damn Zac Effron, what more do you want.

Irrelevant. It's how you use it.

2010-03-11 09:47:40

#25

CammRobb: Banned; +1,510|6398|Carnoustie MASSIF

My girlfriends a vegetarian, so won't touch meat.

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