How can one turd cause such a plumbing headache?

2010-02-20 14:40:39

#1

Hurricane2k9: Pendulous Sweaty Balls; +1,538|5699|College Park, MD

Okay, so last night I took a huge dump. Two big loafs. Long story short, the toilet clogged. However, it didn't clog right where the drain meets the toilet bowl. Oh no, that'd be too fuckin easy.

It clogged somewhere in the drain. I tried the hot water trick, I tried the dish soap trick, I tried the pouring a ton of water into the bowl so it forces the clog to move trick, and I even tried using a toilet snake/auger (basically this long tube with a drill-lookin thing at the end which is supposed to free your toilet of a soft clog, AKA shit).

I got some of the stuff out of the drain, but now it's even more clogged. Before, the bowl would fill up almost to the point of overflowing then drain out slowly. Now it won't even drain.

Fucking wonderful. I love how we can do something like launch a space shuttle with only two incidents, yet we can't make a fucking plumbing system that doesn't clog whenever you take a big shit. Let's get NASA to research plumbing systems.

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2010-02-20 14:43:36

#2

loubot: O' HAL naw!; +470|6575|Columbus, OH

M-80

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2010-02-20 14:43:42

#3

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|6618|London, England

Isn't there like, some sort of chemicals you can buy at the store for this shit. Usually they're brightly coloured and have crazy names. That or dynamite.

or google

or maybe even wiki

2010-02-20 14:44:11

#4

Dauntless: Admin; +2,249|6739|London

Hurricane2k9 wrote:
Fucking wonderful. I love how we can do something like launch a space shuttle with only two incidents, yet we can't make a fucking plumbing system that doesn't clog whenever you take a big shit. Let's get NASA to research plumbing systems.

Yeah we can, mine never clogs

2010-02-20 14:45:19

#5

RTHKI: mmmf mmmf mmmf; +1,736|6734|Oxferd Ohire

I don't see the word plunger anywhere.

2010-02-20 14:46:46

#6

Hurricane2k9: Pendulous Sweaty Balls; +1,538|5699|College Park, MD

Ah yeah, I tried the plunger. It was about as effective as singing kumbaya so that's why I forgot it.

@Mek yeah they do, but they don't recommend it for toilets cos it can damage the porcelain or something like that (there's another thing begging for a solution; these things get shat on, they don't need to be pretty, especially if their prettiness means not being able to use Drano)

2010-02-20 14:47:07

#7

Jay: Bork! Bork! Bork!; +2,006|5355|London, England

Draino.

(save some for yourself too ya failure )

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2010-02-20 14:48:09

#8

loubot: O' HAL naw!; +470|6575|Columbus, OH

roto-rotor has a snake with a rotating drill bit at the end...saw this on the sciene channel.

2010-02-20 14:51:56

#9

Hurricane2k9: Pendulous Sweaty Balls; +1,538|5699|College Park, MD

Yeah, we're probs gonna call RotoRooter or some other plumbing company.

@John, drano's not recommended for use on toilets. Google it

edit: I blame this on my university's cafeteria having fuck-all for fiber except salads which get old quickly.

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2010-02-20 15:05:40

#10

Mr.Dooomed: Find your center.; +752|6325

I occasionally have trouble with toilets, but not the pipes.

I am really annoyed by weak, pussy toilets that don't even seem to try and take your turd.

I want to install those commercial toilets at my house that you see in walmarts or nice malls that go

WHOOOOOOOOSHHHHHHHHHHHHH

and suck anything down with the force of Niagara Falls.

Nature is a powerful force. Those who seek to subdue nature, never do so permanently.

2010-02-20 15:06:48

#11

Hurricane2k9: Pendulous Sweaty Balls; +1,538|5699|College Park, MD

I want a combination japanese/airline toilet. The power of an airline toilet with the features of a japanese toilet. Or at least one of those super toilets you mention. I think they use a small motor to propel the water very hard.

Last edited by Hurricane2k9 (2010-02-20 15:07:09)

2010-02-20 15:48:45

#12

wah1188: You orrible caaaaaaan't; +321|6457|UK

Pick that shit up and break it in half. Thank me after you've washed your hands.

2010-02-20 15:51:54

#13

bugz: Fission Mailed; +3,311|6309

Let it sit and it'll soften. Flush it down in a couple hours.

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2010-02-20 15:55:28

#14

Commie Killer: Member; +192|6384

Mr.Dooomed wrote:
I occasionally have trouble with toilets, but not the pipes.

I am really annoyed by weak, pussy toilets that don't even seem to try and take your turd.

I want to install those commercial toilets at my house that you see in walmarts or nice malls that go

WHOOOOOOOOSHHHHHHHHHHHHH

and suck anything down with the force of Niagara Falls.

Watch out, you clog those and the water shoots back at you. True story.

2010-02-20 17:48:19

#15

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6150|what

At any time while taking this massive shit, do you contemplate maybe flushing at the half way point?

2010-02-20 19:01:15

#16

Wreckognize: Member; +294|6482

Hurricane2k9 wrote:
Fucking wonderful. I love how we can do something like launch a space shuttle with only two incidents, yet we can't make a fucking plumbing system that doesn't clog whenever you take a big shit. Let's get NASA to research plumbing systems.

fuckin' agree'd

2010-02-20 19:02:30

#17

=NHB=Shadow: hi; +322|6363|California

maybe if you were to stop taking massive shits it wouldn't happen
ever thought about shitting at least over 9000 times a day?

2010-02-20 19:04:03

#18

eleven bravo: Member; +1,399|5256|foggy bottom

plungers work 9 times out of 10

Tu Stultus Es

2010-02-20 19:08:12

#19

Hurricane2k9: Pendulous Sweaty Balls; +1,538|5699|College Park, MD

@Aussie I don't think there was a halfway point. One second the bowl had water in it, the next second it had water and a giant piece of shit.

@Shadow I need moar fiber for that

@GS well I guess i'm that 1 in 10

2010-02-20 19:08:19

#20

Reddhedd: trolawlawl; +188|6442|EE Chat

I was expecting to see a story about you taking this massive shit that made you have a headache. Kinda disregarded the plumbing part of the title.

2010-02-20 19:09:54

#21

eleven bravo: Member; +1,399|5256|foggy bottom

its all them tacos youve been eating

Tu Stultus Es

2010-02-20 19:11:09

#22

Poseidon: Fudgepack DeQueef; +3,253|6534|Long Island, New York

chipotlaway

2010-02-20 19:12:57

#23

tazz.: oz.; +1,338|6171|Sydney | ♥

I wish toilets didnt splash you when you took a dump....., i know the paper trick.. but that shit's only effective for the first log.

^{everything i write is a ramble and should not be taken seriously.... _{seriously. ♥}}

2010-02-20 19:13:09

#24

=NHB=Shadow: hi; +322|6363|California

chipotle is amazing
edit: why tazz? i like it when water hits my butt hole, its all wet and wonderful

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2010-02-20 19:14:12

#25

Adams_BJ: Russian warship, go fuck yourself; +2,053|6619|Little Bentcock

I've never blocked a toilet, AU toilets must be superior.

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