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2010-02-20 11:56:28

#51

Jay: Bork! Bork! Bork!; +2,006|5358|London, England

DesertFox- wrote:
It is an ideal situation, but I don't do anything about it, unless you count giving condescending looks to drunk people.

I bet it would be difficult to slide a toothpick between your ass cheeks. Lighten up man, nothing wrong with the occasional social drinking. Getting drunk every night? Problem. Getting drunk once or twice a month with your friends? Fun.

"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat

2010-02-20 11:57:56

#52

Jay: Bork! Bork! Bork!; +2,006|5358|London, England

Turquoise wrote:
jord wrote:
You can do all that, but then people will wonder whether they are living or just existing...
Pretty much. That's why I drink, fuck, and drive -- but not all at once.

You're missing out on life

"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat

2010-02-20 12:01:27

#53

Turquoise: O Canada; +1,596|6405|North Carolina

JohnG@lt wrote:
Turquoise wrote:
jord wrote:
You can do all that, but then people will wonder whether they are living or just existing...
Pretty much. That's why I drink, fuck, and drive -- but not all at once.
You're missing out on life

I drink and fuck at once... *imitates Meatloaf* "Two out of three ain't bad!"

2010-02-20 12:12:27

#54

LostFate: Same shit, Different Arsehole; +95|6486|England

JohnG@lt wrote:
Turquoise wrote:
jord wrote:
You can do all that, but then people will wonder whether they are living or just existing...
Pretty much. That's why I drink, fuck, and drive -- but not all at once.
You're missing out on life

Abit hard to stear with a beer in one hand and a titty (pardon) Breast in the other !

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2010-02-20 12:21:59

#55

Jay: Bork! Bork! Bork!; +2,006|5358|London, England

LostFate wrote:
JohnG@lt wrote:
Turquoise wrote:

Pretty much. That's why I drink, fuck, and drive -- but not all at once.
You're missing out on life
Abit hard to stear with a beer in one hand and a titty (pardon) Breast in the other !

That's why you have knees.

"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat

2010-02-20 12:28:52

#56

ATG: Banned; +5,233|6529|Global Command

Besides, you can get your uncle to buy you a sixer for the price of 1.5 stale tap beers from your local swill joint.

2010-02-20 12:36:22

#57

LostFate: Same shit, Different Arsehole; +95|6486|England

JohnG@lt wrote:
LostFate wrote:
JohnG@lt wrote:

You're missing out on life
Abit hard to stear with a beer in one hand and a titty (pardon) Breast in the other !
That's why you have knees.

Oh thats what there for.

2010-02-20 12:41:27

#58

DesertFox-: The very model of a modern major general; +794|6685|United States of America

JohnG@lt wrote:
DesertFox- wrote:
It is an ideal situation, but I don't do anything about it, unless you count giving condescending looks to drunk people.
I bet it would be difficult to slide a toothpick between your ass cheeks. Lighten up man, nothing wrong with the occasional social drinking. Getting drunk every night? Problem. Getting drunk once or twice a month with your friends? Fun.

This is one of my earlier points that people make a big deal out of it. Jim Gaffigan had a bit about this subject that I found quite interesting as well:

^ best video I could find of just that joke, but it gets the point across. To me, there's an insane amount of other activities that are more fun than getting wasted (I don't like vomitting, dunno about you guys), but I also find people more often than not are drinking to get drunk and most of the time don't stop until they can no longer hold a container to drink from. I've got nothing against alcohol per se, it's the constant idea of overconsumption of it that puts me off.

2010-02-20 12:43:30

#59

FEOS: Bellicose Yankee Air Pirate; +1,182|6411|'Murka

DesertFox- wrote:
JohnG@lt wrote:
DesertFox- wrote:
It is an ideal situation, but I don't do anything about it, unless you count giving condescending looks to drunk people.
I bet it would be difficult to slide a toothpick between your ass cheeks. Lighten up man, nothing wrong with the occasional social drinking. Getting drunk every night? Problem. Getting drunk once or twice a month with your friends? Fun.
This is one of my earlier points that people make a big deal out of it. Jim Gaffigan had a bit about this subject that I found quite interesting as well:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-X2zPMB5dk
^ best video I could find of just that joke, but it gets the point across. To me, there's an insane amount of other activities that are more fun than getting wasted (I don't like vomitting, dunno about you guys), but I also find people more often than not are drinking to get drunk and most of the time don't stop until they can no longer hold a container to drink from. I've got nothing against alcohol per se, it's the constant idea of overconsumption of it that puts me off.

That's because they're amateurs, tbh.

“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.”
― Albert Einstein
Doing the popular thing is not always right. Doing the right thing is not always popular

2010-02-20 12:53:39

#60

Jay: Bork! Bork! Bork!; +2,006|5358|London, England

DesertFox- wrote:
JohnG@lt wrote:
DesertFox- wrote:
It is an ideal situation, but I don't do anything about it, unless you count giving condescending looks to drunk people.
I bet it would be difficult to slide a toothpick between your ass cheeks. Lighten up man, nothing wrong with the occasional social drinking. Getting drunk every night? Problem. Getting drunk once or twice a month with your friends? Fun.
This is one of my earlier points that people make a big deal out of it. Jim Gaffigan had a bit about this subject that I found quite interesting as well:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-X2zPMB5dk
^ best video I could find of just that joke, but it gets the point across. To me, there's an insane amount of other activities that are more fun than getting wasted (I don't like vomitting, dunno about you guys), but I also find people more often than not are drinking to get drunk and most of the time don't stop until they can no longer hold a container to drink from. I've got nothing against alcohol per se, it's the constant idea of overconsumption of it that puts me off.

I'm assuming that you're really young because you assume that social drinking means you drink till you vomit. I threw a surprise birthday party for my gf last night, had about five beers and had a good time. Five beers is hardly enough for me to get anything more than a buzz.

"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat

2010-02-20 12:54:36

#61

Ticia: Member; +73|5336

Turquoise wrote:
JohnG@lt wrote:
Turquoise wrote:
jord wrote:
You can do all that, but then people will wonder whether they are living or just existing...
Pretty much. That's why I drink, fuck, and drive -- but not all at once.
You're missing out on life
I drink and fuck at once... *imitates Meatloaf* "Two out of three ain't bad!"

I feel bad for the women you fuck.

FEOS wrote:
DesertFox- wrote:
JohnG@lt wrote:

I bet it would be difficult to slide a toothpick between your ass cheeks. Lighten up man, nothing wrong with the occasional social drinking. Getting drunk every night? Problem. Getting drunk once or twice a month with your friends? Fun.
This is one of my earlier points that people make a big deal out of it. Jim Gaffigan had a bit about this subject that I found quite interesting as well:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-X2zPMB5dk
^ best video I could find of just that joke, but it gets the point across. To me, there's an insane amount of other activities that are more fun than getting wasted (I don't like vomitting, dunno about you guys), but I also find people more often than not are drinking to get drunk and most of the time don't stop until they can no longer hold a container to drink from. I've got nothing against alcohol per se, it's the constant idea of overconsumption of it that puts me off.
That's because they're amateurs, tbh.

And the professional drinkers are?
The ones who drink at home alone and end up in AA by age 40?

2010-02-20 12:56:18

#62

Turquoise: O Canada; +1,596|6405|North Carolina

Ticia wrote:
Turquoise wrote:
JohnG@lt wrote:

You're missing out on life
I drink and fuck at once... *imitates Meatloaf* "Two out of three ain't bad!"
I feel bad for the women you fuck.

Yes, but they feel good.... (Sorry, had to go there)

2010-02-20 12:59:03

#63

Ticia: Member; +73|5336

Turquoise wrote:
Ticia wrote:
Turquoise wrote:

I drink and fuck at once... *imitates Meatloaf* "Two out of three ain't bad!"
I feel bad for the women you fuck.
Yes, but they feel good.... (Sorry, had to go there)

That's called faking it.

2010-02-20 13:00:51

#64

Turquoise: O Canada; +1,596|6405|North Carolina

Ticia wrote:
Turquoise wrote:
Ticia wrote:

I feel bad for the women you fuck.
Yes, but they feel good.... (Sorry, had to go there)
That's called faking it.

Well, even if they're faking it....

I still know I'm not.

2010-02-20 13:01:20

#65

Jay: Bork! Bork! Bork!; +2,006|5358|London, England

Ticia wrote:
Turquoise wrote:
Ticia wrote:
I feel bad for the women you fuck.
Yes, but they feel good.... (Sorry, had to go there)
That's called faking it.

https://i613.photobucket.com/albums/tt213/SvenvW/Fun%20stuff/badum-tish.jpg

Last edited by JohnG@lt (2010-02-20 13:02:27)

"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat

2010-02-20 13:08:48

#66

Ticia: Member; +73|5336

Turquoise wrote:
Ticia wrote:
Turquoise wrote:

Yes, but they feel good.... (Sorry, had to go there)
That's called faking it.
Well, even if they're faking it....

I still know I'm not.

You're drunk you wouldn't know.

2010-02-20 13:13:56

#67

DesertFox-: The very model of a modern major general; +794|6685|United States of America

JohnG@lt wrote:
DesertFox- wrote:
JohnG@lt wrote:
I bet it would be difficult to slide a toothpick between your ass cheeks. Lighten up man, nothing wrong with the occasional social drinking. Getting drunk every night? Problem. Getting drunk once or twice a month with your friends? Fun.
This is one of my earlier points that people make a big deal out of it. Jim Gaffigan had a bit about this subject that I found quite interesting as well:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-X2zPMB5dk
^ best video I could find of just that joke, but it gets the point across. To me, there's an insane amount of other activities that are more fun than getting wasted (I don't like vomitting, dunno about you guys), but I also find people more often than not are drinking to get drunk and most of the time don't stop until they can no longer hold a container to drink from. I've got nothing against alcohol per se, it's the constant idea of overconsumption of it that puts me off.
I'm assuming that you're really young because you assume that social drinking means you drink till you vomit. I threw a surprise birthday party for my gf last night, had about five beers and had a good time. Five beers is hardly enough for me to get anything more than a buzz.

It's strange how you don't see people with the urge to consume multiple bottles/cans/glasses of most nonalcoholic beverages in the course of a sitting, though..

2010-02-20 13:15:16

#68

Jay: Bork! Bork! Bork!; +2,006|5358|London, England

DesertFox- wrote:
JohnG@lt wrote:
DesertFox- wrote:

This is one of my earlier points that people make a big deal out of it. Jim Gaffigan had a bit about this subject that I found quite interesting as well:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-X2zPMB5dk
^ best video I could find of just that joke, but it gets the point across. To me, there's an insane amount of other activities that are more fun than getting wasted (I don't like vomitting, dunno about you guys), but I also find people more often than not are drinking to get drunk and most of the time don't stop until they can no longer hold a container to drink from. I've got nothing against alcohol per se, it's the constant idea of overconsumption of it that puts me off.
I'm assuming that you're really young because you assume that social drinking means you drink till you vomit. I threw a surprise birthday party for my gf last night, had about five beers and had a good time. Five beers is hardly enough for me to get anything more than a buzz.
It's strange how you don't see people with the urge to consume multiple bottles/cans/glasses of most nonalcoholic beverages in the course of a sitting, though..

So? Why do you care what I ingest? Does it impact your life in the slightest? No? Then bugger off.

"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat

2010-02-20 13:19:36

#69

DesertFox-: The very model of a modern major general; +794|6685|United States of America

JohnG@lt wrote:
DesertFox- wrote:
JohnG@lt wrote:

I'm assuming that you're really young because you assume that social drinking means you drink till you vomit. I threw a surprise birthday party for my gf last night, had about five beers and had a good time. Five beers is hardly enough for me to get anything more than a buzz.
It's strange how you don't see people with the urge to consume multiple bottles/cans/glasses of most nonalcoholic beverages in the course of a sitting, though..
So? Why do you care what I ingest? Does it impact your life in the slightest? No? Then bugger off.

Yes, in fact, it does impact my life in numerous ways. Although I don't care what you ingest, you were the one who started drilling questions into me why I chose not to, why didn't I just use this same overused line as a repsonse?

2010-02-20 13:22:07

#70

Jay: Bork! Bork! Bork!; +2,006|5358|London, England

DesertFox- wrote:
JohnG@lt wrote:
DesertFox- wrote:
It's strange how you don't see people with the urge to consume multiple bottles/cans/glasses of most nonalcoholic beverages in the course of a sitting, though..
So? Why do you care what I ingest? Does it impact your life in the slightest? No? Then bugger off.
Yes, in fact, it does impact my life in numerous ways. Although I don't care what you ingest, you were the one who started drilling questions into me why I chose not to, why didn't I just use this same overused line as a repsonse?

How does it impact your life? I don't drive drunk. Last night I threw a party, had a beer at the beginning, won three games of beer pong, sat down and watched some of the Olympics and had another beer. About an hour after my last beer I drove home.

So... I ask again, how did I effect your life in any way shape or form last night?

If I split a bottle of wine over dinner how does that effect you?

Last edited by JohnG@lt (2010-02-20 13:22:34)

"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat

2010-02-20 13:27:35

#71

Poseidon: Fudgepack DeQueef; +3,253|6538|Long Island, New York

Unless you're driving drunk you're not affecting anyone else's life.

So I'm with you, Galt.

2010-02-20 13:33:53

#72

DesertFox-: The very model of a modern major general; +794|6685|United States of America

JohnG@lt wrote:
DesertFox- wrote:
JohnG@lt wrote:

So? Why do you care what I ingest? Does it impact your life in the slightest? No? Then bugger off.
Yes, in fact, it does impact my life in numerous ways. Although I don't care what you ingest, you were the one who started drilling questions into me why I chose not to, why didn't I just use this same overused line as a repsonse?
How does it impact your life? I don't drive drunk. Last night I threw a party, had a beer at the beginning, won three games of beer pong, sat down and watched some of the Olympics and had another beer. About an hour after my last beer I drove home.

So... I ask again, how did I effect your life in any way shape or form last night?

If I split a bottle of wine over dinner how does that effect you?

Not you, specifically...those who engage in the consumption of alcoholic beverages
How does my not drinking affect YOU in any way?

2010-02-20 13:35:35

#73

Jay: Bork! Bork! Bork!; +2,006|5358|London, England

DesertFox- wrote:
JohnG@lt wrote:
DesertFox- wrote:

Yes, in fact, it does impact my life in numerous ways. Although I don't care what you ingest, you were the one who started drilling questions into me why I chose not to, why didn't I just use this same overused line as a repsonse?
How does it impact your life? I don't drive drunk. Last night I threw a party, had a beer at the beginning, won three games of beer pong, sat down and watched some of the Olympics and had another beer. About an hour after my last beer I drove home.

So... I ask again, how did I effect your life in any way shape or form last night?

If I split a bottle of wine over dinner how does that effect you?
Not you, specifically...those who engage in the consumption of alcoholic beverages
How does my not drinking affect YOU in any way?

It doesn't. I could care less. But it's attitudes like your own... the 'people shouldn't be allowed to do X' that I have a problem with.

"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat

2010-02-20 13:36:59

#74

Ticia: Member; +73|5336

DesertFox- wrote:
JohnG@lt wrote:
DesertFox- wrote:

Yes, in fact, it does impact my life in numerous ways. Although I don't care what you ingest, you were the one who started drilling questions into me why I chose not to, why didn't I just use this same overused line as a repsonse?
How does it impact your life? I don't drive drunk. Last night I threw a party, had a beer at the beginning, won three games of beer pong, sat down and watched some of the Olympics and had another beer. About an hour after my last beer I drove home.

So... I ask again, how did I effect your life in any way shape or form last night?

If I split a bottle of wine over dinner how does that effect you?
Not you, specifically...those who engage in the consumption of alcoholic beverages
How does my not drinking affect YOU in any way?

'Cause the world doesn't need another uptight loser,get it?

2010-02-20 13:40:57

#75

ghettoperson: Member; +1,943|6650

Ticia wrote:
DesertFox- wrote:
JohnG@lt wrote:

How does it impact your life? I don't drive drunk. Last night I threw a party, had a beer at the beginning, won three games of beer pong, sat down and watched some of the Olympics and had another beer. About an hour after my last beer I drove home.

So... I ask again, how did I effect your life in any way shape or form last night?

If I split a bottle of wine over dinner how does that effect you?
Not you, specifically...those who engage in the consumption of alcoholic beverages
How does my not drinking affect YOU in any way?
'Cause the world doesn't need another uptight loser,get it?

Haha high five!

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