shooting rats with .308s is more fun.
we needa have a bf2s cookout or summit.1927 wrote:
Yes Piece, try and get some of the other members yur cooking. I want to teach the boys to cook in perfect harmony.androoz wrote:
cookings alright. i barbecuing some franks/throwing some steak over charcoal eh.
im a pretty good baker though. can make cookies, brownies, etc. ill be in charge of that stuff.
I bet the cunt who did this also hits women.SEREVENT wrote:
lol yeah thanks but he was massive! well compared to me who isn't lol1927 wrote:
The dirty cunts.SEREVENT wrote:
someone punched me in the back of the head last night
You alright?
also a guy asked me out, which made me feel a bit better about myself, i obviously said no but he was beautiful and its definitely something i wouldn't rule out for him
2 rules kids, dont kick/dogs and dont do the same to women. They hate it, no, well they do, but I mean its wrong.
I reckon he hits Women because:
1. he's bigger than you and decided to hit you
2. he hit you in the back of the head. What a fat fucking fanny. Tell him I told him he is. The pokey lil cunt. I fucking hate that kind of thing as Im sure you can tell
.22 is more pratical. BTW, are they rats or mice? If they are mice, train them to be like this.
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You'll beat me in a cockout but I'd beat you in a cookout. I been at it since I was 7. Thats why my knobs shrivelled up like a button mushroom but Im deadly with a wok.androoz wrote:
we needa have a bf2s cookout or summit.1927 wrote:
Yes Piece, try and get some of the other members yur cooking. I want to teach the boys to cook in perfect harmony.androoz wrote:
cookings alright. i barbecuing some franks/throwing some steak over charcoal eh.
im a pretty good baker though. can make cookies, brownies, etc. ill be in charge of that stuff.
ahaha1927 wrote:
You'll beat me in a cockout but I'd beat you in a cookout. I been at it since I was 7. Thats why my knobs shrivelled up like a button mushroom but Im deadly with a wok.androoz wrote:
we needa have a bf2s cookout or summit.1927 wrote:
Yes Piece, try and get some of the other members yur cooking. I want to teach the boys to cook in perfect harmony.
im a pretty good baker though. can make cookies, brownies, etc. ill be in charge of that stuff.
So the dude sitting next to me at work turned out to be a poofter. What were the odds? A really fat geek with a mohawk with a big love for iMacs turning out to be one of the happy men. No, I didn't find this out by him giving me a blowjob or vice versus, it went like this; He has a habit of not coming to work early. An average of 20-30min late every morning. So my colleague asked him what kind of woman does he have at home who doesn't allow him to leave to work in the morning. He replied that he doesn't have a woman. So I threw back at him jokingly, so you have a man then? Yes, he replied. That being said, it was kinda like "I'll have a Coke then" -moment.
Lol, schools are like they ay1927 wrote:
I tend to keep an eye on what Im feeding Molls more than myself, but them pesky schools got her asking me for Fair Trade stuff and Healthy eating this and that. Fuck me, do they think we are made of money?
My housemate does all that weight watchers food and it aint that bad I find. Im now using 'I cant believe its not butter - light' and I cant taste the fucking difference.
Your lucky your at home, get ya Ma to buy you the ingredients and cook for her. That way you practice for free, then when you snare a young lady, hit her on the head and drag her back to the den you can impress her with something. You got huge steaks and amazing fish. I bet they arn't that hard either. Do you like fish? W/e lil fishy you got (providing it aint a shrimp), get the skin off it, take the bones out, wrap it in foil and bung it in the oven for 25mins. In the foil and on the fish add w/e you want. Peppers, Spring Onions, urbs, a lil white wine, a lil lemon juice, salt (if it fresh water) and pepper. Birds will love you for that.
Talking of birds n food and what not, wtf is this shit them Sheela's say 'A way to a mans heart is through his belly'. Girls if you reading this dont belive a fucking word of it. To get to mine you go through my cock not my belly. Give me a blowie and I'll love you, a long fucking time.
I don't think it was the weightwatchers so much, but that it was more of an excuse not to put effort into cooking. Like, she still would get a saucepan (with some spray olive oil in it) and "cook" a piece of pork for two minutes on one side, then two on the other side... and that was it. We might get some crappy veggies, but that was sometimes the extent of it. She didn't even put salt/pepper on the meat before cooking (that makes a difference kids).
Man, the number of times I've given her a list only to have something not bought.. *sigh* I love fish, but my folks are never willing to cook it (had a nice amount in Spain/Portugal tho. There was some awesome fish over there ) But it does sound like good advice lol.
hahaha thats fucking class.Ultrafunkula wrote:
So the dude sitting next to me at work turned out to be a poofter. What were the odds? A really fat geek with a mohawk with a big love for iMacs turning out to be one of the happy men. No, I didn't find this out by him giving me a blowjob or vice versus, it went like this; He has a habit of not coming to work early. An average of 20-30min late every morning. So my colleague asked him what kind of woman does he have at home who doesn't allow him to leave to work in the morning. He replied that he doesn't have a woman. So I threw back at him jokingly, so you have a man then? Yes, he replied. That being said, it was kinda like "I'll have a Coke then" -moment.
Anyway, moving on, ummm look The Suns out, how nice.
I bet you died didnt you?
Did someone say COOKOUT
Oh for gods sake, the stupid mouse is still here. I have pants on now, so some Room 101-esque scenario isn't running through my mind, but since it just ran under my bed I think I'll go sleep on the couch downstairs.
Edit: Total hyperlinking fail. It' 230am. k.
Edit: Total hyperlinking fail. It' 230am. k.
awkward eh?1927 wrote:
hahaha thats fucking class.Ultrafunkula wrote:
So the dude sitting next to me at work turned out to be a poofter. What were the odds? A really fat geek with a mohawk with a big love for iMacs turning out to be one of the happy men. No, I didn't find this out by him giving me a blowjob or vice versus, it went like this; He has a habit of not coming to work early. An average of 20-30min late every morning. So my colleague asked him what kind of woman does he have at home who doesn't allow him to leave to work in the morning. He replied that he doesn't have a woman. So I threw back at him jokingly, so you have a man then? Yes, he replied. That being said, it was kinda like "I'll have a Coke then" -moment.
Anyway, moving on, ummm look The Suns out, how nice.
I bet you died didnt you?
The worst thing is that the sun's not even out
Hello gentlemen.
...
Fish is so easy to cook, the oven does it for you. Its not like your frying it and have to get them fucking fly swatters under it, flip it, without it breaking into bits.mcminty wrote:
Lol, schools are like they ay1927 wrote:
I tend to keep an eye on what Im feeding Molls more than myself, but them pesky schools got her asking me for Fair Trade stuff and Healthy eating this and that. Fuck me, do they think we are made of money?
My housemate does all that weight watchers food and it aint that bad I find. Im now using 'I cant believe its not butter - light' and I cant taste the fucking difference.
Your lucky your at home, get ya Ma to buy you the ingredients and cook for her. That way you practice for free, then when you snare a young lady, hit her on the head and drag her back to the den you can impress her with something. You got huge steaks and amazing fish. I bet they arn't that hard either. Do you like fish? W/e lil fishy you got (providing it aint a shrimp), get the skin off it, take the bones out, wrap it in foil and bung it in the oven for 25mins. In the foil and on the fish add w/e you want. Peppers, Spring Onions, urbs, a lil white wine, a lil lemon juice, salt (if it fresh water) and pepper. Birds will love you for that.
Talking of birds n food and what not, wtf is this shit them Sheela's say 'A way to a mans heart is through his belly'. Girls if you reading this dont belive a fucking word of it. To get to mine you go through my cock not my belly. Give me a blowie and I'll love you, a long fucking time.
I don't think it was the weightwatchers so much, but that it was more of an excuse not to put effort into cooking. Like, she still would get a saucepan (with some spray olive oil in it) and "cook" a piece of pork for two minutes on one side, then two on the other side... and that was it. We might get some crappy veggies, but that was sometimes the extent of it. She didn't even put salt/pepper on the meat before cooking (that makes a difference kids).
Man, the number of times I've given her a list only to have something not bought.. *sigh* I love fish, but my folks are never willing to cook it (had a nice amount in Spain/Portugal tho. There was some awesome fish over there ) But it does sound like good advice lol.
Serious though right, tell ya ol girl to give YOU the money, you'll do tea tonight (gets you in their good books too for when you say 'Can I') and go get the ingredients yaself.
Anything you have ever WANTED to cook?
Sunday dinners are one of the easiest things to cook I reckon but look like you have spent 3 weeks sweating over.
'sup brahtuckergustav wrote:
Hello gentlemen.
ello
But his workmate is.Mekstizzle wrote:
awkward eh?1927 wrote:
hahaha thats fucking class.Ultrafunkula wrote:
So the dude sitting next to me at work turned out to be a poofter. What were the odds? A really fat geek with a mohawk with a big love for iMacs turning out to be one of the happy men. No, I didn't find this out by him giving me a blowjob or vice versus, it went like this; He has a habit of not coming to work early. An average of 20-30min late every morning. So my colleague asked him what kind of woman does he have at home who doesn't allow him to leave to work in the morning. He replied that he doesn't have a woman. So I threw back at him jokingly, so you have a man then? Yes, he replied. That being said, it was kinda like "I'll have a Coke then" -moment.
Anyway, moving on, ummm look The Suns out, how nice.
I bet you died didnt you?
The worst thing is that the sun's not even out
Perhaps talking about Sons and coming out wasnt the best advice I could of given?
Gusto - Whats appening?
Whats the way to a mans stomach?
Whats the way to a mans stomach?
nuthin...sup wit you?Mekstizzle wrote:
'sup brahtuckergustav wrote:
Hello gentlemen.
...
Näh. I'm no homophobe. Know a few from before and they're good guys. This poof on the other hand should be sacked anyways for not doing any work in the first place. All he does is checking his buddies on Facelift all day long and answer the odd call that happen to come to his headset. Honestly I do the amount of work during one day that he does in a week. And he has around 10 years of more experience than I. Talk about a lazy bastard... Bosses don't do a thing about it since they're so damn sheep. Baa baa...1927 wrote:
hahaha thats fucking class.Ultrafunkula wrote:
So the dude sitting next to me at work turned out to be a poofter. What were the odds? A really fat geek with a mohawk with a big love for iMacs turning out to be one of the happy men. No, I didn't find this out by him giving me a blowjob or vice versus, it went like this; He has a habit of not coming to work early. An average of 20-30min late every morning. So my colleague asked him what kind of woman does he have at home who doesn't allow him to leave to work in the morning. He replied that he doesn't have a woman. So I threw back at him jokingly, so you have a man then? Yes, he replied. That being said, it was kinda like "I'll have a Coke then" -moment.
Anyway, moving on, ummm look The Suns out, how nice.
I bet you died didnt you?
Haha, yeah I think I'll just get the money and go to the shops myself. I can't think of anything right off the top of my head, but there are a few things in the jamie oliver book that I saw earlier tonight.. oh, and also a pork roast dinner. Mum's mum makes a fucking awesome one, tho we only get that every so often Mmm.. crackling.. *drools*1927 wrote:
Fish is so easy to cook, the oven does it for you. Its not like your frying it and have to get them fucking fly swatters under it, flip it, without it breaking into bits.
Serious though right, tell ya ol girl to give YOU the money, you'll do tea tonight (gets you in their good books too for when you say 'Can I') and go get the ingredients yaself.
Anything you have ever WANTED to cook?
Sunday dinners are one of the easiest things to cook I reckon but look like you have spent 3 weeks sweating over.
Look at him, I bet he thinks he's Madonna with that thing on his head dont he?Ultrafunkula wrote:
Näh. I'm no homophobe. Know a few from before and they're good guys. This poof on the other hand should be sacked anyways for not doing any work in the first place. All he does is checking his buddies on Facelift all day long and answer the odd call that happen to come to his headset. Honestly I do the amount of work during one day that he does in a week. And he has around 10 years of more experience than I. Talk about a lazy bastard... Bosses don't do a thing about it since they're so damn sheep. Baa baa...1927 wrote:
hahaha thats fucking class.Ultrafunkula wrote:
So the dude sitting next to me at work turned out to be a poofter. What were the odds? A really fat geek with a mohawk with a big love for iMacs turning out to be one of the happy men. No, I didn't find this out by him giving me a blowjob or vice versus, it went like this; He has a habit of not coming to work early. An average of 20-30min late every morning. So my colleague asked him what kind of woman does he have at home who doesn't allow him to leave to work in the morning. He replied that he doesn't have a woman. So I threw back at him jokingly, so you have a man then? Yes, he replied. That being said, it was kinda like "I'll have a Coke then" -moment.
Anyway, moving on, ummm look The Suns out, how nice.
I bet you died didnt you?
not much. Waiting for my morning coffee...but it should be a long wait...since I haven't made it yet and my hubby is in his morning nap with the little one...1927 wrote:
Gusto - Whats appening?
Whats the way to a mans stomach?
Way to a man's stomach? Sharp knife will do...
...
He can be Beefy Spice for all I care when he's home with his precious one.1927 wrote:
Look at him, I bet he thinks he's Madonna with that thing on his head dont he?Ultrafunkula wrote:
Näh. I'm no homophobe. Know a few from before and they're good guys. This poof on the other hand should be sacked anyways for not doing any work in the first place. All he does is checking his buddies on Facelift all day long and answer the odd call that happen to come to his headset. Honestly I do the amount of work during one day that he does in a week. And he has around 10 years of more experience than I. Talk about a lazy bastard... Bosses don't do a thing about it since they're so damn sheep. Baa baa...1927 wrote:
hahaha thats fucking class.
Anyway, moving on, ummm look The Suns out, how nice.
I bet you died didnt you?
Crackling, oh fucking yes indeedy.mcminty wrote:
Haha, yeah I think I'll just get the money and go to the shops myself. I can't think of anything right off the top of my head, but there are a few things in the jamie oliver book that I saw earlier tonight.. oh, and also a pork roast dinner. Mum's mum makes a fucking awesome one, tho we only get that every so often Mmm.. crackling.. *drools*1927 wrote:
Fish is so easy to cook, the oven does it for you. Its not like your frying it and have to get them fucking fly swatters under it, flip it, without it breaking into bits.
Serious though right, tell ya ol girl to give YOU the money, you'll do tea tonight (gets you in their good books too for when you say 'Can I') and go get the ingredients yaself.
Anything you have ever WANTED to cook?
Sunday dinners are one of the easiest things to cook I reckon but look like you have spent 3 weeks sweating over.
Put more cuts into the fat with a knife 5mm slices are perfect
Boil the kettle and pout it over the fat. Rub salt in it. Then keep rubbing salt in it as its cooking, low to start off with then whack it up for the last arf and hour. The fat goes really crackly this way, its lush.
Roast Potatoes - Use goose fat, not beef dripping. Boil the spuds for 15 mins, drain and push them around an empty sink with a wooden sppon, it gives the edges a fluffy texture, they come out with crispy bits on. Again, fucking lush. When my ol girl passed away one ambition I had was to make sure I did the best Sunday Dinners I know of. I have achieved that, infact did about 3 years ago now.