DonFck
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+3,227|6849|Finland

It's funny how potheads, when they see a new object, always wonder "I wonder how I could make a bong out of that".
I need around tree fiddy.
mcminty
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CammRobb wrote:

http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=135167

tbh
lmao, I didn't see that before.

But this mouse is a decent sized motherfucker. :p
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6890|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

mcminty wrote:

Lol 27, all our spiders have fucked off in the past few weeks due to all the rain.
Ah fucking hell Mints, ya gonna have to man the fuck up and sort it out then mate.  As long as you dont touch it it cant hurt you, it can only hurt you by biting you.  Hit it with a stick if your that concerned.
mkxiii
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mcminty wrote:

CammRobb wrote:

http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=135167

tbh
lmao, I didn't see that before.

But this mouse is a decent sized motherfucker. :p
use your evil karma and satan its ass
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6890|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

DonFck wrote:

It's funny how potheads, when they see a new object, always wonder "I wonder how I could make a bong out of that".
I wouldnt pull a bong if my life depended on it.  Last time I did I choked but had to be quiet and the fucking smoke came out of my ears.  Over yur the chavs make a bong out of empty pop bottles.  Its a dirty way to smoke weed, and a greedy way.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6890|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
Yesterday for Mine and Molls tea I made.  Chicken Pie, Mash Potato and Peas along with gravy.  I had given in to the lil buggers requests of sweets during the day and thus she didnt eat her dinner.  I didnt bin it, I bunged it in a tupperware.  Brought it to work and just heated it up, its fucking lush.  Beats a Tesco Sarnie, or a Greggs Chicken Bake any day of the week.

My mash potato is the fucking shizz.  I use a special ingredient to get it so creamy.  Its not spunk, its milk.  What you need to do though before you pour it in the potatoes is, Microwave it.

Thank me another time
mkxiii
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i should probably learn to cook for next near
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6890|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
That was fucking lush, I could do with a lil kip now.

MK - Easy peasy.  Spag Bog is so simple, start with that and just develop it from there

Roast Dinners - Buy a cooked chicken, bung the rest of the veg into a roasting dish, add sweetcorn and peas 5 mins from the end.

When your ready come and see me I'll sort you out.
liquidat0r
wtf.
+2,223|6844|UK
Grated nutmeg in mash potato is ftw
mcminty
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Does sound lush, 27.

I've been looking through my Jamie Oliver book for more things to learn. I love to cook, but don't do it enough. Should learn some more stuff.. It's a good skill with the ladies, ay

edit.. iPhone typing fail
Surgeons
U shud proabbly f off u fat prik
+3,097|6706|Gogledd Cymru

Did you see the rugby on Saturday 27?
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6890|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
I never wanted to cook to impress the birds more to do with not needing a bird.  I reckon Im a better Mum to Mollie than her own Mum.  I can straighten her hair, not as good as her Mum, but can blow dry it and wash it just aswell.  I fully domesticated myself when I was 17.

Same with anything in life, if you enjoy doing it you will be good at it.  I was the only boy in my year to do cooking and fuck me they ripped it out of me.  But how many of them are Car Mechanics now?  How many make table legs for a living?  Yet I cook every day of the week.  Other than assertivness its imo the most important thing they teach in school.

I love trying new things, and Im finding my memory is coming back where I cook something and think' fuck yeah that tasted like it did in Portugal when I was 8' - in that example clams.

In your cases pour a beer and drink it whilst reading the cook book/sheet again, then pour another and get cooking.  With me I just skin up and get on with it.  Dont tend to use books other than for idea's.

Ignore the bit where it says on such n such heat for so and so amount of time.  If you put ya fork in it and taste it your mouth will tell you if its cooked or not.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6890|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

The Sheriff wrote:

Did you see the rugby on Saturday 27?
We were in Pembs hockeying we was butt, had to go back to Carew for a drink with the oppo.  In the car we got the radio on and got out at 24-24, game over we thought.  Walked across the road into the shitty lil place full of Jacks (lol see football thread) and fuck me they got one of them big projectors on the tv and its like 29-24 or something with lil Shane being chucked in the air.

Replay of last years or something I thought.  Nuh, couldnt fucking believe it.

lol at the fella who's been done for knicking a golf buggy and going down the M4 to j33.  Andy Powell or something.  The OB are doing him for drink driving.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6890|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

liquidat0r wrote:

Grated nutmeg in mash potato is ftw
Never tried it with nutmeg but cheese works very well.  Microwave the milk, makes a huge differnce, really get them elbows pumping aswell so that in your head your making 'creamed' and not 'mashed' potato.
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6690|6 6 4 oh, I forget

Au.

Yesterday I did something I haven't done in 10 years. I put the goalie gear on for floorball. Now my knees are aching again. And due to not being as flexible and having 30kg extra on me, I managed to twist my groin/hip area since I don't know how to take it easy while netminding. Also my ankle took some damage. And my elbow. Other than that, it was fun as fuck! Shitty thing is my knees are too fucked up for me to play goalie regularly. Kneecaps kept this nasty clatter almost every time I streched my legs from basically any position and when I moved sideways.

I miss being a goalie
Surgeons
U shud proabbly f off u fat prik
+3,097|6706|Gogledd Cymru

Yeah, Andy Powell, haha he's a legend.

The match reminded me of the '99 champs league final, Wales as United, Scotland as Munich (seriously). Such a brilliant match

Talking of rugby players and golf buggies read this from here

wiki wrote:

Gower was fired as Panthers captain in December 2005, after incidents at a charity golf event where he argued with several guests, groped the teenage daughter of former league player Wayne Pearce, chased Pearce's son with a bottle before vomiting on him, streaked around the resort, wrecked a golf cart, held a butter knife  to the throat of a Sydney radio personality and threw the knife at resort guests before being kicked out of the function by security. Gower was handed a "final warning" by the National Rugby League and fined $100,000, with $90,000 to be paid to an NRL programme encouraging the responsible use of alcohol by league players and $10,000 to replace the destroyed golf cart. Gower was "deeply unhappy" that the Penrith Panthers club did not defend his reputation, and at one stage threatened to "walk" from the club.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Craig_Gower#Controversy
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6890|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

The Sheriff wrote:

Yeah, Andy Powell, haha he's a legend.

The match reminded me of the '99 champs league final, Wales as United, Scotland as Munich (seriously). Such a brilliant match

Talking of rugby players and golf buggies read this from here

wiki wrote:

Gower was fired as Panthers captain in December 2005, after incidents at a charity golf event where he argued with several guests, groped the teenage daughter of former league player Wayne Pearce, chased Pearce's son with a bottle before vomiting on him, streaked around the resort, wrecked a golf cart, held a butter knife  to the throat of a Sydney radio personality and threw the knife at resort guests before being kicked out of the function by security. Gower was handed a "final warning" by the National Rugby League and fined $100,000, with $90,000 to be paid to an NRL programme encouraging the responsible use of alcohol by league players and $10,000 to replace the destroyed golf cart. Gower was "deeply unhappy" that the Penrith Panthers club did not defend his reputation, and at one stage threatened to "walk" from the club.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Craig_Gower#Controversy
Maybe his Grandma's milkman was Welsh and thus he qualifies.  Sign him up.

Remember that John fella who got done for sticking his thumn up fella's arses during the tackle and thus making them drop the ball
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6890|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Ultrafunkula wrote:

Au.

Yesterday I did something I haven't done in 10 years. I put the goalie gear on for floorball. Now my knees are aching again. And due to not being as flexible and having 30kg extra on me, I managed to twist my groin/hip area since I don't know how to take it easy while netminding. Also my ankle took some damage. And my elbow. Other than that, it was fun as fuck! Shitty thing is my knees are too fucked up for me to play goalie regularly. Kneecaps kept this nasty clatter almost every time I streched my legs from basically any position and when I moved sideways.

I miss being a goalie
Its not worth the pain mate, can you play next week in your usual outfield posistion?

Im aching like a right cunt today and have been since Sat.  Im fucking shitting it tbh, hope this aint long term
Finray
Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro
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liquidat0r wrote:

Grated nutmeg in mash potato is ftw
Better in Neeps tbh.

Nice sig.

E: Aite '27, how's it hanging?

Last edited by Finray (2010-02-15 05:57:22)

https://i.imgur.com/qwWEP9F.png
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6690|6 6 4 oh, I forget

1927 wrote:

Ultrafunkula wrote:

Au.

Yesterday I did something I haven't done in 10 years. I put the goalie gear on for floorball. Now my knees are aching again. And due to not being as flexible and having 30kg extra on me, I managed to twist my groin/hip area since I don't know how to take it easy while netminding. Also my ankle took some damage. And my elbow. Other than that, it was fun as fuck! Shitty thing is my knees are too fucked up for me to play goalie regularly. Kneecaps kept this nasty clatter almost every time I streched my legs from basically any position and when I moved sideways.

I miss being a goalie
Its not worth the pain mate, can you play next week in your usual outfield posistion?

Im aching like a right cunt today and have been since Sat.  Im fucking shitting it tbh, hope this aint long term
I have a 2 week break. Going to Poland next sunday for a one week biznez trip.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6890|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Finray wrote:

liquidat0r wrote:

Grated nutmeg in mash potato is ftw
Better in Neeps tbh.

Nice sig.

E: Aite '27, how's it hanging?
Im aright, wheeling n a dealing, ducking and a diving.  Who wants to know?

What make of dog you got?
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6890|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Ultrafunkula wrote:

1927 wrote:

Ultrafunkula wrote:

Au.

Yesterday I did something I haven't done in 10 years. I put the goalie gear on for floorball. Now my knees are aching again. And due to not being as flexible and having 30kg extra on me, I managed to twist my groin/hip area since I don't know how to take it easy while netminding. Also my ankle took some damage. And my elbow. Other than that, it was fun as fuck! Shitty thing is my knees are too fucked up for me to play goalie regularly. Kneecaps kept this nasty clatter almost every time I streched my legs from basically any position and when I moved sideways.

I miss being a goalie
Its not worth the pain mate, can you play next week in your usual outfield posistion?

Im aching like a right cunt today and have been since Sat.  Im fucking shitting it tbh, hope this aint long term
I have a 2 week break. Going to Poland next sunday for a one week biznez trip.
I remember you saying about that.

Ahh you should be alright for the next game then Funky?  Last time I played 10pin bowling I ended up in hosp.  No nasty clicking or anything, just age I reckon.
Finray
Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro
+2,629|6005|Catherine Black

1927 wrote:

Finray wrote:

liquidat0r wrote:

Grated nutmeg in mash potato is ftw
Better in Neeps tbh.

Nice sig.

E: Aite '27, how's it hanging?
Im aright, wheeling n a dealing, ducking and a diving.  Who wants to know?

What make of dog you got?
She's another Bichon Frisé, like Molly.
https://i.imgur.com/qwWEP9F.png
mkxiii
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+509|6453|Uk

1927 wrote:

What make of dog you got?
Sony

Last edited by mkxiii (2010-02-15 06:06:27)

1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6890|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Finray wrote:

1927 wrote:

Finray wrote:


Better in Neeps tbh.

Nice sig.

E: Aite '27, how's it hanging?
Im aright, wheeling n a dealing, ducking and a diving.  Who wants to know?

What make of dog you got?
She's another Bichon Frisé, like Molly.
Oh Nice.  Mum's idea?

What did you two boys think of the egg chase on Saturday?

Do you know I know the words to flower of scotland?  I think its better than our anthem (cos I dunno what ours is about), yours is penned by Wille Burns (haha nice name) and is about sticking one up England.

I genuienly love the song and Mollie now knows most of it too

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