AussieReaper
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CammRobb wrote:

AussieReaper wrote:

[url][IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v83/rac_goshawk/sig3nw.jpg[/url][/url]
Nicely done...
i hope your new dog never stops barking
https://i.imgur.com/maVpUMN.png
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6890|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
Yeah I suppose so, got a few jobs on.  Got a fucking saw leg, I thought last week it was flu in my ankle.  5 mins into Sat's game this big floppy haired cunt got skinned by me so he rapped his stick round my ankle/calf and that was that really.  I dunno what it is but Im limping like a girl, and every step hurts like fuck.  Training in two nights time (I take it easy), got the league leaders on Sat so have to play.

My girls opposistion bottled it on Saturday and they got a 5-0 win and the 3 points because of this.  It was against Swansea aswell, even more sweeter.  I reckon they are just about safe in the league now and wont go down, job done on my behalf almost.  Chuffed to bits with that.
CammRobb
Banned
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AussieReaper wrote:

CammRobb wrote:

AussieReaper wrote:

[url][IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v83/rac_goshawk/sig3nw.jpg[/url][/url]
Nicely done...
i hope your new dog never stops barking
Stfu




1927 wrote:

Yeah I suppose so, got a few jobs on.  Got a fucking saw leg, I thought last week it was flu in my ankle.  5 mins into Sat's game this big floppy haired cunt got skinned by me so he rapped his stick round my ankle/calf and that was that really.  I dunno what it is but Im limping like a girl, and every step hurts like fuck.  Training in two nights time (I take it easy), got the league leaders on Sat so have to play.

My girls opposistion bottled it on Saturday and they got a 5-0 win and the 3 points because of this.  It was against Swansea aswell, even more sweeter.  I reckon they are just about safe in the league now and wont go down, job done on my behalf almost.  Chuffed to bits with that.
Well played, your ladies team from Cardiff are they?
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6890|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
Tiger - I didnt like that song much, the girl was alright but had too much hair, Id need to sort that out first.  Have you got any Alica Keys and her broken arse song?
AussieReaper
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bringin' back the old sigs
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1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6890|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

CammRobb wrote:

AussieReaper wrote:

CammRobb wrote:


Nicely done...
i hope your new dog never stops barking
Stfu




1927 wrote:

Yeah I suppose so, got a few jobs on.  Got a fucking saw leg, I thought last week it was flu in my ankle.  5 mins into Sat's game this big floppy haired cunt got skinned by me so he rapped his stick round my ankle/calf and that was that really.  I dunno what it is but Im limping like a girl, and every step hurts like fuck.  Training in two nights time (I take it easy), got the league leaders on Sat so have to play.

My girls opposistion bottled it on Saturday and they got a 5-0 win and the 3 points because of this.  It was against Swansea aswell, even more sweeter.  I reckon they are just about safe in the league now and wont go down, job done on my behalf almost.  Chuffed to bits with that.
Well played, your ladies team from Cardiff are they?
Barry to be exact.

I play for Penarth, we have a Ladies team but they are all Lezzo's and dont mix with the mens section.  Eventually I want mixed hockey with Molls one day so will have to merge the two clubs.  Im their first proper coach, I been doing it since I was about 12 but still learning.  My biggest hurdle in having the guts to pipe up and tell them 'they are doing it wrong'.
Eifa
Never regret anything that ever made you smile.
+923|6088|00770

1927 wrote:

Tiger - I didnt like that song much, the girl was alright but had too much hair, Id need to sort that out first.  Have you got any Alica Keys and her broken arse song?
Well, I do like this one:

No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6890|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Eifa wrote:

1927 wrote:

Tiger - I didnt like that song much, the girl was alright but had too much hair, Id need to sort that out first.  Have you got any Alica Keys and her broken arse song?
Well, I do like this one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEd7qwqfSlo
I never used to like her, used to hate her songs and think she was a right ugly minger.  How ever look at her in those leggings I would hang out of her and swing as if I was on a swing being pushed in the park.  That imo is the sexist arse in Black Music, other than mine.

Im gutted to hear she's broken it though.


I cant wait to do a bit of loving to that song, next time I get paid Im going to do just that.
CammRobb
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Eifa
Never regret anything that ever made you smile.
+923|6088|00770
No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.
mcminty
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+879|6938|Sydney, Australia
HALP!!

So here I am, lying on my bed (on my iPhone here), watching Frasier.. When I see a flicker out the corner of my eye. Drawing my attention to the other side of my room, I see a mouse dashing across the skirting board before ducking under the door to my wardrobe. A mouse. A FUCKING MOUSE.

Then I see another one dash the same route. about 5 mins ago one of them ran out and then back in to where it was hiding. Stalking me.

Sans mouse trap, what's the best way to kill mice?
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6890|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
I love her Tig's, I wish she was nearer my age.

This is my fav song by her



Id rip her to shreds dressed like that and Im a love maker not a shagger.  Thats the effect she has on me.
Eifa
Never regret anything that ever made you smile.
+923|6088|00770

mcminty wrote:

HALP!!

So here I am, lying on my bed (on my iPhone here), watching Frasier.. When I see a flicker out the corner of my eye. Drawing my attention to the other side of my room, I see a mouse dashing across the skirting board before ducking under the door to my wardrobe. A mouse. A FUCKING MOUSE.

Then I see another one dash the same route. about 5 mins ago one of them ran out and then back in to where it was hiding. Stalking me.

Sans mouse trap, what's the best way to kill mice?
you sound like a girl.
No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.
Eifa
Never regret anything that ever made you smile.
+923|6088|00770

1927 wrote:

I love her Tig's, I wish she was nearer my age.

This is my fav song by her

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLGwoVfjWxw

Id rip her to shreds dressed like that and Im a love maker not a shagger.  Thats the effect she has on me.
lulz. i like that song too, but this one's gotto be my fav ;>

No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6890|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

mcminty wrote:

HALP!!

So here I am, lying on my bed (on my iPhone here), watching Frasier.. When I see a flicker out the corner of my eye. Drawing my attention to the other side of my room, I see a mouse dashing across the skirting board before ducking under the door to my wardrobe. A mouse. A FUCKING MOUSE.

Then I see another one dash the same route. about 5 mins ago one of them ran out and then back in to where it was hiding. Stalking me.

Sans mouse trap, what's the best way to kill mice?
Go and get one of your creepy crawlies.  They eat Women and Children so they should handle a Mouse.

Is it a Hippopot a mouse?

If not dont be such a girl.  It wont hurt you, but serious your spiders and shit will take care of it wont it?
Chou
Member
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Girl can sing but her taste is men (read: boys) is fucking horrible
mkxiii
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good afternoon peoples morning shifts are the best
DonFck
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Eifa wrote:

1927 wrote:

I love her Tig's, I wish she was nearer my age.

This is my fav song by her

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLGwoVfjWxw

Id rip her to shreds dressed like that and Im a love maker not a shagger.  Thats the effect she has on me.
lulz. i like that song too, but this one's gotto be my fav ;>

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=up7pvPqN … ature=fvst
I like original compositions more than recycling.



(Covers are fine, sampling is cool, recycling sucks)
I need around tree fiddy.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6890|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
Im hating that 303+Katie Perry 'Starstruck' song Eifs.  The one with the wolf whistleing in??

When your out and its played all the girls start wolf whistleing as if the fella's are doing it to them


hahahahaa how I laffed, look at you you fat sweaty bitch, you got lard pouring out of the crevacis in ya face, the only thing whistleing at you is the guy flogging Fish and Chips for blowjobs out the back.
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6690|6 6 4 oh, I forget

I bought a steam cleaner. Now them bathroom tiles are gonna get bright and shiny again!

https://www.hongkong.fi/files/hongkong/tuotekuvat/Fthumb2_Hoyrypesuri.jpg.jpg

Minty. Either get Shafty to do your dirty work or hire this lil fella. His fee is 15min of scratching behind the ears and one catnip.

https://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j83/Timinator2K6/SniperCat.jpg
CammRobb
Banned
+1,510|6347|Carnoustie MASSIF

mcminty wrote:

HALP!!

So here I am, lying on my bed (on my iPhone here), watching Frasier.. When I see a flicker out the corner of my eye. Drawing my attention to the other side of my room, I see a mouse dashing across the skirting board before ducking under the door to my wardrobe. A mouse. A FUCKING MOUSE.

Then I see another one dash the same route. about 5 mins ago one of them ran out and then back in to where it was hiding. Stalking me.

Sans mouse trap, what's the best way to kill mice?
http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=135167

tbh
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6890|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Ultrafunkula wrote:

I bought a steam cleaner. Now them bathroom tiles are gonna get bright and shiny again!

http://www.hongkong.fi/files/hongkong/t … ri.jpg.jpg

Minty. Either get Shafty to do your dirty work or hire this lil fella. His fee is 15min of scratching behind the ears and one catnip.

http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j83/T … perCat.jpg
Which end does the weed go in?
mcminty
Moderating your content for the Australian Govt.
+879|6938|Sydney, Australia
Lol 27, all our spiders have fucked off in the past few weeks due to all the rain.
Metal-Eater-GR
I can haz titanium paancakez?
+490|6489

mcminty wrote:

HALP!!

So here I am, lying on my bed (on my iPhone here), watching Frasier.. When I see a flicker out the corner of my eye. Drawing my attention to the other side of my room, I see a mouse dashing across the skirting board before ducking under the door to my wardrobe. A mouse. A FUCKING MOUSE.

Then I see another one dash the same route. about 5 mins ago one of them ran out and then back in to where it was hiding. Stalking me.

Sans mouse trap, what's the best way to kill mice?
get shifty to kill them for you
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6690|6 6 4 oh, I forget

1927 wrote:

Ultrafunkula wrote:

I bought a steam cleaner. Now them bathroom tiles are gonna get bright and shiny again!

http://www.hongkong.fi/files/hongkong/t … ri.jpg.jpg

Minty. Either get Shafty to do your dirty work or hire this lil fella. His fee is 15min of scratching behind the ears and one catnip.

http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j83/T … perCat.jpg
Which end does the weed go in?
Steam cleaner. Not brain softener.

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