So is the video of 'sky sports' in the 'cheer you up thread', you'll like it seeing as ya a Utd fanwah1188 wrote:
This awesome!
Thread of the year tbh
lol, read what I said last page and then have me doing a facepalm thing. Pulling my leg not yours mate.CammRobb wrote:
Thread of the year tbh
I never want this thread to die, I can have such laugh and even if you lot dont come in Im still gonna play with myself.
Oh, please feel free to keep spittin' ya rhymes in here, I'll join in at some point.1927 wrote:
lol, read what I said last page and then have me doing a facepalm thing. Pulling my leg not yours mate.CammRobb wrote:
Thread of the year tbh
I never want this thread to die, I can have such laugh and even if you lot dont come in Im still gonna play with myself.
Yo, Yo, Yo,
This is Andrew
Up at FSU
Chillin with my crew
Now im gonna talk about how i'll ruin your food.
i'l poison your snacks,
put bits of shit in your ritz bitz so you get sick,
Poop in your fruit loops,
west nile mosquitos in your cheetos.
k i suck im done
This is Andrew
Up at FSU
Chillin with my crew
Now im gonna talk about how i'll ruin your food.
i'l poison your snacks,
put bits of shit in your ritz bitz so you get sick,
Poop in your fruit loops,
west nile mosquitos in your cheetos.
k i suck im done
Someone just needs to make 27 king or something
Make X-meds a full member, for the sake of 15 year old anal gangbang porn watchers everywhere!
Im not having any of that, and ya not done yet, you've only just started.:ronin:.|Patton wrote:
Yo, Yo, Yo,
This is Andrew
Up at FSU
Chillin with my crew
Now im gonna talk about how i'll ruin your food.
i'l poison your snacks,
put bits of shit in your ritz bitz so you get sick,
Poop in your fruit loops,
west nile mosquitos in your cheetos.
k i suck im done
Get back in the thread man, tut, left us broken hearted.
Ronin's left us broken hearted
I felt a shit, but only farted
You know it leaves me so disheartened
So ill get my pencil and get it sharpened
I'm unemployed now I lost my job
Fuckers didn't even offer a reason
I'm gonna go Guy Fawkes
With my gunpowder plot and treason
Nah I'm only playing
I can't bomb them down
instead I'll get drunk,
then find some jobs in town
But first you see
I must proceed
To get fucked up
And smoke some weeeeeeeeed
Maybe then my head will clear
I'll see what I shall do
Aint gonna play it like last year
Not sit at home on the brew
I felt a shit, but only farted
You know it leaves me so disheartened
So ill get my pencil and get it sharpened
I'm unemployed now I lost my job
Fuckers didn't even offer a reason
I'm gonna go Guy Fawkes
With my gunpowder plot and treason
Nah I'm only playing
I can't bomb them down
instead I'll get drunk,
then find some jobs in town
But first you see
I must proceed
To get fucked up
And smoke some weeeeeeeeed
Maybe then my head will clear
I'll see what I shall do
Aint gonna play it like last year
Not sit at home on the brew
Last edited by CammRobb (2010-02-12 07:09:52)
Get in there my son, I do believe you have it.CammRobb wrote:
Ronin's left us broken hearted
I felt a shit, but only farted
You know it leaves me so disheartened
So ill get my pencil and get it sharpened
I'm unemployed now I lost my job
Fuckers didn't even offer a reason
I'm gonna go Guy Fawkes
With my gunpowder plot and treason
Nah I'm only playing
I can't bomb them down
instead I'll get drunk,
then find some jobs in town
But first you see
I must proceed
To get fucked up
And smoke some weeeeeeeeed
Maybe then my head will clear
I'll see what I shall do
Aint gonna play it like last year
Not sit at home on the brew
Skills Camm
Me and Gooners used to sit up late dissin each other's mums and shit my way of rap, was quite amusing
This thread does have some potential, anyone know if Chuy raps?
Anyone know if he knows me?
Anyone know if he knows me?
anyone remember this gem?
Who wants to taste my general tso...you want to taste my general tso
I'm-a give it to you now
Who like my chopstick
hit you when I shit with my little-ass dick. Yellow
If you wanna see me eat Jell-O
I never seen nothin' like you before
I can kick you higher than you can kick me
I can kick you way up into a tree
Who wants a taste of my oo-long tea? Ho ha ho ha ho chi chi
Everybody in the phone book name Chang wanna see my wang?
Neva Good God hit the gong with a bang. WAAA?
Everybody wanna see me throw a fireball but that's not right not in real life
You will fall down and break a leg
Everybody wanna see me break a leg? Well I don't
but I like fried rice and I got lice
Ching chow woah ching wang woo wice
that ain't nice Four for the cookie I only touch it twice
Delivery is free but not from me I only swallow dolla fifty
fifty five. wanna see me GO GAA? Hit you with the lang. HAI YA!
War when I hit you with the shit do a split
Take a shit have to go eat my shit kung-fu
Want my buffet? You fucking gay, ah
Wai-lo hit you with the hay Stay the fuck away
Hit you in the balls. Only Americans eat duck sauce
And my soy sauce is for you, I can put it in your shoe
Watch this- I can tiptoe while you take a piss
In my bathroom spy on you while your little boy shits
WAAAAAAAAI-YAH!
I can kick you if you don't pay the bill
And if you want a little mint, that's fifty cent, bitch
Everything cost a little bit
So don't expect nothin for free, at least from me Ching Chang Chewie
I got you from Taiwan city and Hong Kong
I just smoked a bong and I can do it all night long
And don't mistake me for a Viet Cong
I can get you and tackle you take you never see me
When I get you and make you
Rope you up and put you in a bamboo cage and make you feel all my rage
Poke you with a little stick till you page your buddies to come napalm me
God damn that shit burned blew away my whole city
Ho Chi Minh Shoot a load on your chin
God damn thats a sad goygo goodbye
And if you wanna come on in
You can work in to my world where the yellow shit begins HAI YA
Can't be tamed
I got shit to control your brain and it's called
Egg Foo Yung, En Lo Main
So come on in baby and have it just the same HAI YA! HAAAAAH!
No wok tow ung di day
HA, I don't suppose ha haha Huh?
huhhhuhu huh
Who wants to taste my general tso...you want to taste my general tso
I'm-a give it to you now
Who like my chopstick
hit you when I shit with my little-ass dick. Yellow
If you wanna see me eat Jell-O
I never seen nothin' like you before
I can kick you higher than you can kick me
I can kick you way up into a tree
Who wants a taste of my oo-long tea? Ho ha ho ha ho chi chi
Everybody in the phone book name Chang wanna see my wang?
Neva Good God hit the gong with a bang. WAAA?
Everybody wanna see me throw a fireball but that's not right not in real life
You will fall down and break a leg
Everybody wanna see me break a leg? Well I don't
but I like fried rice and I got lice
Ching chow woah ching wang woo wice
that ain't nice Four for the cookie I only touch it twice
Delivery is free but not from me I only swallow dolla fifty
fifty five. wanna see me GO GAA? Hit you with the lang. HAI YA!
War when I hit you with the shit do a split
Take a shit have to go eat my shit kung-fu
Want my buffet? You fucking gay, ah
Wai-lo hit you with the hay Stay the fuck away
Hit you in the balls. Only Americans eat duck sauce
And my soy sauce is for you, I can put it in your shoe
Watch this- I can tiptoe while you take a piss
In my bathroom spy on you while your little boy shits
WAAAAAAAAI-YAH!
I can kick you if you don't pay the bill
And if you want a little mint, that's fifty cent, bitch
Everything cost a little bit
So don't expect nothin for free, at least from me Ching Chang Chewie
I got you from Taiwan city and Hong Kong
I just smoked a bong and I can do it all night long
And don't mistake me for a Viet Cong
I can get you and tackle you take you never see me
When I get you and make you
Rope you up and put you in a bamboo cage and make you feel all my rage
Poke you with a little stick till you page your buddies to come napalm me
God damn that shit burned blew away my whole city
Ho Chi Minh Shoot a load on your chin
God damn thats a sad goygo goodbye
And if you wanna come on in
You can work in to my world where the yellow shit begins HAI YA
Can't be tamed
I got shit to control your brain and it's called
Egg Foo Yung, En Lo Main
So come on in baby and have it just the same HAI YA! HAAAAAH!
No wok tow ung di day
HA, I don't suppose ha haha Huh?
huhhhuhu huh
libertarian benefit collector - anti-academic super-intellectual. http://mixlr.com/the-little-phrase/
Nuh.
Once or twice while I was reading it I was getting some kind of flash back
But nuh havent a clue, I'll take a wild stab at it and say Wu-Tang?
Once or twice while I was reading it I was getting some kind of flash back
But nuh havent a clue, I'll take a wild stab at it and say Wu-Tang?
1927 wrote:
As promised Ted yurs my rap to you braaah
Pull up a chair, spark up ya cigar
You was born a success, under a star
'Looks at his looks' they said, 'bet he goes far'.
Ive seen those looks, he posted a pic
he was bent over some chap
some of us were sick
We know he aint homo, he's not a gay
thats why Id go out with Ted
Any fucking day
Imagine the fun, what a fucking giggle
Infact what a cracking guy
He's the fucking Shizzle
Im sad thats he's sad
He's fucked off with the site
'Shit Threads' he said
And he's gonna put it right
Some people laughed
'Fuck me you got a cheek'
Isnt it about time
We had a thread of the week
We could have a vote
Camm do a poll
Infact he called me 'sausage'
but not as in roll
Every Week we'd vote for Ted
Cos the shits n giggles
that'd come out of his thread
Those that didnt - ha, probably dead
So dont go Ted
Go on please stay
I love you fella
but I aint gay
I just picture this place
without you but with the rest
This was my rap to you Ted
Our very own George Best
xx
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
One for our mates
The Boys from Down under
If I leave ya name out
Dont send me no thunder
Not my fucking fault
if I dont know you all
Look at you with ya posh names
Pete, Colin and Paul
You got Reaps with his pics
The boy with the gif
you bring the beer
I'll bring the spliff
Timmy with the A's
he's here most days
loves the sun
hanging out in the rays
What about the other one
Nappy's his name
if he's as funny as me
his jokes will be lame
This ones got two names
Last name is Gravy
bit of a studmuffin
and I want his baby
One fella's called Luke
much of him I know not
but if he's anything like Reaper
then fuck me he's hot
THRask - What a cool cat
So fucking cool
im gonna rhyme to that
Then you got FM oh fuck
He's a mod
got a face like a bulldog
and smells of cod
Then you got Cheez
he's a funny fucker
once worked on a farm
was a Pheasent Plucker
Yes we got Tazz
his name's much quicker
I havent forgotten mate
I owe you sticker
Bakinacake ??
I dont think we have met
now you know 27
you'll never forget
Then we have Kustav
sounds like a Ruskie
no sledges in the outback
no sign of a Huskie
Dont 4 get Adams
He's in Japan
when it comes to BJ's
he's ya man
Last but 1 Flecco
what can I say
Just before Minty
but after BJ
This last verse
Dedicated to Mint
so bung me a fiver
Im fucking skint
So I hope you like
my personal Aussie Rap
And dont be offended
by none of my crap
The Boys from Down under
If I leave ya name out
Dont send me no thunder
Not my fucking fault
if I dont know you all
Look at you with ya posh names
Pete, Colin and Paul
You got Reaps with his pics
The boy with the gif
you bring the beer
I'll bring the spliff
Timmy with the A's
he's here most days
loves the sun
hanging out in the rays
What about the other one
Nappy's his name
if he's as funny as me
his jokes will be lame
This ones got two names
Last name is Gravy
bit of a studmuffin
and I want his baby
One fella's called Luke
much of him I know not
but if he's anything like Reaper
then fuck me he's hot
THRask - What a cool cat
So fucking cool
im gonna rhyme to that
Then you got FM oh fuck
He's a mod
got a face like a bulldog
and smells of cod
Then you got Cheez
he's a funny fucker
once worked on a farm
was a Pheasent Plucker
Yes we got Tazz
his name's much quicker
I havent forgotten mate
I owe you sticker
Bakinacake ??
I dont think we have met
now you know 27
you'll never forget
Then we have Kustav
sounds like a Ruskie
no sledges in the outback
no sign of a Huskie
Dont 4 get Adams
He's in Japan
when it comes to BJ's
he's ya man
Last but 1 Flecco
what can I say
Just before Minty
but after BJ
This last verse
Dedicated to Mint
so bung me a fiver
Im fucking skint
So I hope you like
my personal Aussie Rap
And dont be offended
by none of my crap
Glad you liked it Ted
In tallahassee its fuckin cold
Joints frozen like im old
Sore from the gym yesterday and today i gotta squat
i'd rather go the graveyard and pick out a plot
but tonight shits gonna be hot, take more shots than germans eat brats
Then hit the club with my bros and start mackin hoes
Dont beef with me cuz you'll loose like Ross Perot
Joints frozen like im old
Sore from the gym yesterday and today i gotta squat
i'd rather go the graveyard and pick out a plot
but tonight shits gonna be hot, take more shots than germans eat brats
Then hit the club with my bros and start mackin hoes
Dont beef with me cuz you'll loose like Ross Perot
Last edited by .:ronin:.|Patton (2010-02-12 08:09:44)
China Rap Freestyle from CKY1927 wrote:
Nuh.
Once or twice while I was reading it I was getting some kind of flash back
But nuh havent a clue, I'll take a wild stab at it and say Wu-Tang?
teenage favourite... ah, bliss
libertarian benefit collector - anti-academic super-intellectual. http://mixlr.com/the-little-phrase/
Still none the wiser sorry.Uzique wrote:
China Rap Freestyle from CKY1927 wrote:
Nuh.
Once or twice while I was reading it I was getting some kind of flash back
But nuh havent a clue, I'll take a wild stab at it and say Wu-Tang?
teenage favourite... ah, bliss
I know you wont agree but I did and still love Biggy. My fav song being 'one more chance' a very clever man, such a fucking waste. Same for 2 pac but I didnt like his stuff.
27...I'm impressed. Also, I have to say..I am not really sure exactly what your accent is...but sometimes I imagine that you talk like Spud in trainspotting...which makes these rhymes even more entertaining.
...
definitely not, hahaha.tuckergustav wrote:
27...I'm impressed. Also, I have to say..I am not really sure exactly what your accent is...but sometimes I imagine that you talk like Spud in trainspotting...which makes these rhymes even more entertaining.
barry, wales is a little different from that
libertarian benefit collector - anti-academic super-intellectual. http://mixlr.com/the-little-phrase/
Is there a youtube video with a proper welsh accent?
...
lol, Im trying to karma you back Gusto, trying to get your attention as Ive mentioned 'The Ladies Section' in one of my rhymes. The section deserves its own rhyme actually ......
I have a Cardiff accent but have spent time nr London. My Mates nr London call me Taff and for a while my mates in Cardiff called me 'cockny'.
Have you heard of Gavin and Stacey?
Its filmed in my town and we all speak like this, they arn't putting the accents on
1m 40secs - Thats how I want to be when I grow up, you can all call me 'Uncle Bryn'.
I have a Cardiff accent but have spent time nr London. My Mates nr London call me Taff and for a while my mates in Cardiff called me 'cockny'.
Have you heard of Gavin and Stacey?
Its filmed in my town and we all speak like this, they arn't putting the accents on
1m 40secs - Thats how I want to be when I grow up, you can all call me 'Uncle Bryn'.
ITT: Epicness
Your post is fkn awesome1927 wrote:
One for our mates
The Boys from Down under
If I leave ya name out
Dont send me no thunder
Not my fucking fault
if I dont know you all
Look at you with ya posh names
Pete, Colin and Paul
You got Reaps with his pics
The boy with the gif
you bring the beer
I'll bring the spliff
Timmy with the A's
he's here most days
loves the sun
hanging out in the rays
What about the other one
Nappy's his name
if he's as funny as me
his jokes will be lame
This ones got two names
Last name is Gravy
bit of a studmuffin
and I want his baby
One fella's called Luke
much of him I know not
but if he's anything like Reaper
then fuck me he's hot
THRask - What a cool cat
So fucking cool
im gonna rhyme to that
Then you got FM oh fuck
He's a mod
got a face like a bulldog
and smells of cod
Then you got Cheez
he's a funny fucker
once worked on a farm
was a Pheasent Plucker
Yes we got Tazz
his name's much quicker
I havent forgotten mate
I owe you sticker
Bakinacake ??
I dont think we have met
now you know 27
you'll never forget
Then we have Kustav
sounds like a Ruskie
no sledges in the outback
no sign of a Huskie
Dont 4 get Adams
He's in Japan
when it comes to BJ's
he's ya man
Last but 1 Flecco
what can I say
Just before Minty
but after BJ
This last verse
Dedicated to Mint
so bung me a fiver
Im fucking skint
So I hope you like
my personal Aussie Rap
And dont be offended
by none of my crap
A highly creative read
you've mentioned us with style
you're a very unique breed.
So to you my dear sir
I tip you my hat
I give you some karma
and that sir, is that.
everything i write is a ramble and should not be taken seriously.... seriously. ♥