So my gf is pissed at me...

2010-02-03 06:04:23

#1

Jay: Bork! Bork! Bork!; +2,006|5358|London, England

because I tried to kill her in my sleep. I had a dream I was Rambo or something and was up in a guard tower waiting for a helicopter to take off. Plan was to throw a grappling hook at it and bring it down. Well, first I had to take the guard out so I jumped on his back, wrestled him to the ground and clamped down on him brazilian jujitsu style. Was reaching up to grab his collar and choke him out when my gf screamed and I wake up to her crying because I had wrapped my legs around hers and was squeezing the **** out of her.

Yeah. I'm in the doghouse.

"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat

2010-02-03 06:05:46

#2

aerodynamic: FOCKING HELL; +241|5754|Roma

she is right.

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2010-02-03 06:08:29

#3

baggs: Member; +732|6205

riiiiiight

2010-02-03 06:08:37

#4

SonderKommando: Eat, Lift, Grow, Repeat....; +564|6660|The darkside of Denver

JohnG@lt wrote:
because I tried to kill her in my sleep. I had a dream I was Rambo or something and was up in a guard tower waiting for a helicopter to take off. Plan was to throw a grappling hook at it and bring it down. Well, first I had to take the guard out so I jumped on his back, wrestled him to the ground and clamped down on him brazilian jujitsu style. Was reaching up to grab his collar and choke him out when my gf screamed and I wake up to her crying because I had wrapped my legs around hers and was squeezing the **** out of her.

Yeah. I'm in the doghouse.

You need some help brah.

2010-02-03 06:12:21

#5

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6153|what

Well at least it wasn't a wet dream.

2010-02-03 06:14:40

#6

Jay: Bork! Bork! Bork!; +2,006|5358|London, England

I obviously told this story in the wrong place None of you have gf's so you wouldn't understand

"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat

2010-02-03 06:16:08

#7

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|6674|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

JohnG@lt wrote:
I obviously told this story in the wrong place None of you have gf's so you wouldn't understand

Owch

2010-02-03 06:17:05

#8

King_County_Downy: shitfaced; +2,791|6597|Seattle

Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it

2010-02-03 06:17:28

#9

trex1210: I am Canadian; +72|6259|B.C. Canada

you should be kicked out of the house till you get some help for fuck sakes.

2010-02-03 06:18:07

#10

13urnzz: Banned; +5,830|6497

JohnG@lt wrote:
I obviously told this story in the wrong place None of you have gf's so you wouldn't understand

you're right.

some of us are married.

2010-02-03 06:18:33

#11

Jay: Bork! Bork! Bork!; +2,006|5358|London, England

trex1210 wrote:
you should be kicked out of the house till you get some help for fuck sakes.

Wtf for? I can't help what happens in a dream. I've been with her for 4 1/2 years and lived with her for 2 and this is the first incident. I think it's hilarious.

"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat

2010-02-03 06:19:25

#12

Eifa: Never regret anything that ever made you smile.; +923|5872|00770

i shure hope you didn't tell her the whole story..
"i had a wild dream" should do it. and an apology.
and make some flowers.
and a dinner.
and a movie.
and..

No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.

2010-02-03 06:20:03

#13

Jay: Bork! Bork! Bork!; +2,006|5358|London, England

burnzz wrote:
JohnG@lt wrote:
I obviously told this story in the wrong place None of you have gf's so you wouldn't understand
you're right.

some of us are married.

And nothing has ever happened between the two of you while you were sleeping?

"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat

2010-02-03 06:20:50

#14

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|6674|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

burnzz wrote:
JohnG@lt wrote:
I obviously told this story in the wrong place None of you have gf's so you wouldn't understand
you're right.

some of us are married.

and still have gf's.

Some of us have gone through the process of 'Civil Partnerships' where two true loves have committed their true love to each other.

My wife 'Jasmin' the goat will be along later to confirm this. Meaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrr

2010-02-03 06:21:03

#15

Jay: Bork! Bork! Bork!; +2,006|5358|London, England

Eifa wrote:
i shure hope you didn't tell her the whole story..
"i had a wild dream" should do it. and an apology.
and make some flowers.
and a dinner.
and a movie.
and..

Well... aren't you high maintenance! She's already over it.

"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat

2010-02-03 06:22:39

#16

Eifa: Never regret anything that ever made you smile.; +923|5872|00770

JohnG@lt wrote:
Eifa wrote:
i shure hope you didn't tell her the whole story..
"i had a wild dream" should do it. and an apology.
and make some flowers.
and a dinner.
and a movie.
and..
Well... aren't you high maintenance! She's already over it.

No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.

2010-02-03 06:24:57

#17

13urnzz: Banned; +5,830|6497

JohnG@lt wrote:
burnzz wrote:
JohnG@lt wrote:
I obviously told this story in the wrong place None of you have gf's so you wouldn't understand
you're right.

some of us are married.
And nothing has ever happened between the two of you while you were sleeping?

(i'm taking the high road here, and not addressing the obvious)

she's clocked me pretty well, rolling over with an arm out - i snore like a chainsaw when i'm hammered. i see what you mean, it's just that i responded to 'not having a girlfriend' with a dry retort . . .

2010-02-03 06:26:43

#18

baggs: Member; +732|6205

JohnG@lt wrote:
I obviously told this story in the wrong place None of you have gf's so you wouldn't understand

D&ST is the place where people take you seriousley.

An EE tends to spot a dickhead from a mile off.

If you know what i'm saying. Anyway our monthly EE chats is the place you can say random useless shit and not get awm'd.

Requesting a close.

Last edited by baggs (2010-02-03 06:27:06)

2010-02-03 06:32:18

#19

Jay: Bork! Bork! Bork!; +2,006|5358|London, England

baggs wrote:
JohnG@lt wrote:
I obviously told this story in the wrong place None of you have gf's so you wouldn't understand
D&ST is the place where people take you seriousley.

An EE tends to spot a dickhead from a mile off.

If you know what i'm saying. Anyway our monthly EE chats is the place you can say random useless shit and not get awm'd.

Requesting a close.

Takes one to know one eh fuckwit?

"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat

2010-02-03 06:33:28

#20

ghettoperson: Member; +1,943|6649

Dump her and find a hotter girl that doesn't mind being leg-crushed.

2010-02-03 06:35:14

#21

King_County_Downy: shitfaced; +2,791|6597|Seattle

Calm down calm down No need to close this unless the OP wants to. People start threads to tell their stories all the time.

Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it

2010-02-03 06:35:38

#22

JahManRed: wank; +646|6628|IRELAND

My GF would consider that shit foreplay.

2010-02-03 06:36:34

#23

13urnzz: Banned; +5,830|6497

^ win

2010-02-03 06:38:51

#24

Jay: Bork! Bork! Bork!; +2,006|5358|London, England

I posted the same story on the other forum I frequent and this was one of the responses

3XC wrote:
Few months back I rolled in after a night of blackout drinking, my wife says I propositioned her for sex, and when she said no I karate chopped her in the vagina. I remember nothing.

"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat

2010-02-03 06:40:52

#25

baggs: Member; +732|6205

JohnG@lt wrote:
Takes one to know one eh fuckwit?

Yes, perhaps my comment was unecessary, so i apologise.

Still, you should have put your little story in EE chat.

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