Heh, what a cunt.
TSA? Take pride in their work?Hurricane2k9 wrote:
ire someone who actually takes pride in their work and doesn't treat it all like some fucking joke.
BAG CHECK!
everyone in this world should do security like el al. ask most people in the business and they will agree. sadly we care too much about peoples feelings to be safe.
this11 Bravo wrote:
everyone in this world should do security like el al. ask most people in the business and they will agree. sadly we care too much about peoples feelings to be safe.
Ben Gurion Airport/El Al are the safest airport/airline. Because they profile.
It's important to note it's not racial profiling. They just look out for shifty looking fuckers.Poseidon wrote:
this11 Bravo wrote:
everyone in this world should do security like el al. ask most people in the business and they will agree. sadly we care too much about peoples feelings to be safe.
Ben Gurion Airport/El Al are the safest airport/airline. Because they profile.
to be safe. Who gives a shit. I'd rather not have to live a stupid life just so I can be "safe from the boogey men" all these idiots who want all this bullshit under the guise of "safety" can fuck themselves11 Bravo wrote:
everyone in this world should do security like el al. ask most people in the business and they will agree. sadly we care too much about peoples feelings to be safe.
what? look Mek. you can give your opinion and thats fine. i prefer results when it comes to peoples lives. TSA fails not because they are terrible. they fail because they are just window dressing.Mekstizzle wrote:
to be safe. Who gives a shit. I'd rather not have to live a stupid life just so I can be "safe from the boogey men" all these idiots who want all this bullshit under the guise of "safety" can fuck themselves11 Bravo wrote:
everyone in this world should do security like el al. ask most people in the business and they will agree. sadly we care too much about peoples feelings to be safe.
if you don't think they're gonna profile someone with a turban more than they're gonna profile someone wearing a tefillin, you're kidding yourselfghettoperson wrote:
It's important to note it's not racial profiling. They just look out for shifty looking fuckers.Poseidon wrote:
this11 Bravo wrote:
everyone in this world should do security like el al. ask most people in the business and they will agree. sadly we care too much about peoples feelings to be safe.
Ben Gurion Airport/El Al are the safest airport/airline. Because they profile.
I don't know about that, I read a pretty interesting article about it (which I'm sure I posted on here somewhere) and they said they didn't bother with it, it was a waste of time. They just train their staff to be able to read people really well.Poseidon wrote:
if you don't think they're gonna profile someone with a turban more than they're gonna profile someone wearing a tefillin, you're kidding yourselfghettoperson wrote:
It's important to note it's not racial profiling. They just look out for shifty looking fuckers.Poseidon wrote:
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Ben Gurion Airport/El Al are the safest airport/airline. Because they profile.
EDIT: Oh and also, people who wear turbans are Sikhs. That right there is a pretty good example of why racial profiling is a bad idea.
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No I wasn't talking specifically about TSA or anything, infact I don't even know what El Al do over others that is so much better. I'm just saying, I don't like silly/extreme measures put in place under the guise of safety11 Bravo wrote:
what? look Mek. you can give your opinion and thats fine. i prefer results when it comes to peoples lives. TSA fails not because they are terrible. they fail because they are just window dressing.Mekstizzle wrote:
to be safe. Who gives a shit. I'd rather not have to live a stupid life just so I can be "safe from the boogey men" all these idiots who want all this bullshit under the guise of "safety" can fuck themselves11 Bravo wrote:
everyone in this world should do security like el al. ask most people in the business and they will agree. sadly we care too much about peoples feelings to be safe.
el al = jews. if they did security like england or the US, a plane a week would blow up. they dont do "silly" measures as you call it. its not silly what they do. not at all. it works. so, do some research and you will see results trump opinions.Mekstizzle wrote:
No I wasn't talking specifically about TSA or anything, infact I don't even know what El Al do over others that is so much better. I'm just saying, I don't like silly/extreme measures put in place under the guise of safety11 Bravo wrote:
what? look Mek. you can give your opinion and thats fine. i prefer results when it comes to peoples lives. TSA fails not because they are terrible. they fail because they are just window dressing.Mekstizzle wrote:
to be safe. Who gives a shit. I'd rather not have to live a stupid life just so I can be "safe from the boogey men" all these idiots who want all this bullshit under the guise of "safety" can fuck themselves
Yeah exactly, if they did it like we do a plane a week would blow up. Funny how a plane a week doesn't blow up over here then. People do what they have to do based on their situations. Don't see how that means we copy them, the threat doesn't require that, for them it does.
I still don't even know what they do so different over everyone else.
I still don't even know what they do so different over everyone else.
Bah, what's the world come to when you can't make terrorist jokes in airports any more. Especially when you have your unshaven Pakistani friend with you.
Fire the unprofessional TSA worker. You will be detained and possible charged if you make a joke at the gates however TSA workers can? As to racial profiling. It may not have occurred in the post Bush pre x-mas bomber -but it is now back. And I don't care.
I stood in line for four hours. They better give me a Wal-Mart gift card, or something. - Rodney Booker, Job Fair attendee.
Is it really back, you guys are racially profiling all Nigerians, or black people now?
Well it's a "secret". But what would you guess??Mekstizzle wrote:
Is it really back, you guys are racially profiling all Nigerians, or black people now?
I stood in line for four hours. They better give me a Wal-Mart gift card, or something. - Rodney Booker, Job Fair attendee.
ghettoperson wrote:
EDIT: Oh and also, people who wear turbans are Sikhs. That right there is a pretty good example of why racial profiling is a bad idea.
Every piece of luggage is hand searched twice. Put through X-ray and spectrometer. They are then put into a pressure vessel to simulate the conditions of flight and finally every bag is also swabbed to take chemical and electrical readings to determine what has been in the bag.Mekstizzle wrote:
No I wasn't talking specifically about TSA or anything, infact I don't even know what El Al do over others that is so much better. I'm just saying, I don't like silly/extreme measures put in place under the guise of safety11 Bravo wrote:
what? look Mek. you can give your opinion and thats fine. i prefer results when it comes to peoples lives. TSA fails not because they are terrible. they fail because they are just window dressing.Mekstizzle wrote:
to be safe. Who gives a shit. I'd rather not have to live a stupid life just so I can be "safe from the boogey men" all these idiots who want all this bullshit under the guise of "safety" can fuck themselves
Every passenger is individually interviewed twice as to reason for coming or leaving, where they intend to go or have been and for how long. Their shoes are taken and swabs taken and tested similar to the bags and frisked. All while under guard by armed military with dogs, along with all your standard metal detectors and such.
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fuckin hell.DrunkFace wrote:
Every piece of luggage is hand searched twice. Put through X-ray and spectrometer. They are then put into a pressure vessel to simulate the conditions of flight and finally every bag is also swabbed to take chemical and electrical readings to determine what has been in the bag.
Every passenger is individually interviewed twice as to reason for coming or leaving, where they intend to go or have been and for how long. Their shoes are taken and swabs taken and tested similar to the bags and frisked. All while under guard by armed military with dogs, along with all your standard metal detectors and such.
1984.
Ohh I forgot to mention all their planes also have counter measures, such as chaff and flares. The only other non military planes to have such is Air Force One.
Spoiler (highlight to read):
Ok so technically Air Force One 1 is military... but you get the idea
Spoiler (highlight to read):
Ok so technically Air Force One 1 is military... but you get the idea
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you gotta be fucking shitting meDrunkFace wrote:
Every piece of luggage is hand searched twice. Put through X-ray and spectrometer. They are then put into a pressure vessel to simulate the conditions of flight and finally every bag is also swabbed to take chemical and electrical readings to determine what has been in the bag.Mekstizzle wrote:
No I wasn't talking specifically about TSA or anything, infact I don't even know what El Al do over others that is so much better. I'm just saying, I don't like silly/extreme measures put in place under the guise of safety11 Bravo wrote:
what? look Mek. you can give your opinion and thats fine. i prefer results when it comes to peoples lives. TSA fails not because they are terrible. they fail because they are just window dressing.
Every passenger is individually interviewed twice as to reason for coming or leaving, where they intend to go or have been and for how long. Their shoes are taken and swabs taken and tested similar to the bags and frisked. All while under guard by armed military with dogs, along with all your standard metal detectors and such.
usmarine's definitely bullshitting if he says that everyone in the airline industry wants this, but if he is right then the airline industry deserves to continue its downward spiral into the depths of hell
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