I'm not even joking, masturbating helps me sleep.Macbeth wrote:
holy hell /thread1stSFOD-Delta wrote:
1stSFOD-Delta wrote:
porn
rub one out
fresh towels
/profit
can't say I've noticed
Men fall asleep after sex, rite? Masturbation is like half sex, so you get half the effect, still enough to knock you out after knocking one out.
Works for me!Finray wrote:
Men fall asleep after sex, rite? Masturbation is like half sex, so you get half the effect, still enough to knock you out after knocking one out.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
I have a hard time falling asleep unless I have a cig first myself.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
You sure it's meant to cause drowsiness.Lucien wrote:
melatonin doesn't do shit. Except for Placebo. So I guess NOW they don't do shit! I'm so sorry rdx and feos
Vicious circle. Cigs make me need to take a dump, after a dump I like a coffee, which makes me need a piss, which wakens me up..JohnG@lt wrote:
I have a hard time falling asleep unless I have a cig first myself.
The cig wakes me up, the coffee makes me deposit the lower half of my abdomen in the toiletFinray wrote:
Vicious circle. Cigs make me need to take a dump, after a dump I like a coffee, which makes me need a piss, which wakens me up..JohnG@lt wrote:
I have a hard time falling asleep unless I have a cig first myself.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
Camm needs to reply to this..
everything i write is a ramble and should not be taken seriously.... seriously. ♥
Opposite for me. having sex never made me fall asleep, it got me even more awake and excited.Finray wrote:
Men fall asleep after sex, rite? Masturbation is like half sex, so you get half the effect, still enough to knock you out after knocking one out.
Really?Lucien wrote:
melatonin doesn't do shit. Except for Placebo. So I guess NOW they don't do shit! I'm so sorry rdx and feos
Tell that to your pineal gland. I'm sure it'll be heartbroken to learn one of it's main functions is fictional.
And, go ahead, take about 12mg of sublingual melatonin right before you go to sleep. Tell me it's a placebo the next morning.
(Hint: don't. Supposedly, overload doses like that are akin to a bad acid trip while sleeping)
Pissing wakes you up?Finray wrote:
Vicious circle. Cigs make me need to take a dump, after a dump I like a coffee, which makes me need a piss, which wakens me up..JohnG@lt wrote:
I have a hard time falling asleep unless I have a cig first myself.
Ya mayne.Jebus wrote:
Pissing wakes you up?Finray wrote:
Vicious circle. Cigs make me need to take a dump, after a dump I like a coffee, which makes me need a piss, which wakens me up..JohnG@lt wrote:
I have a hard time falling asleep unless I have a cig first myself.
Itis homie.
Tape your eyelids shut then.
"Raise the flag high! Let the degenerates know who comes to claim their lives this day!"
xanax
All you pill poppers need to gtfo. Natural herbal medicine is the only way to true and refreshing sleep.
I wish I had insomnia, I'd get so much work done.
Slept for 12 hours straight, probably the best sleep i've ever had.
Missed Airsoft and a soccer match but still...def worth it.
Missed Airsoft and a soccer match but still...def worth it.
Exactly, that's what I was talking about in the Sober thread. These guys are a bunch of pill poppin animalsCapnNismo wrote:
All you pill poppers need to gtfo. Natural herbal medicine is the only way to true and refreshing sleep.
What was it that you did?aerodynamic wrote:
Slept for 12 hours straight, probably the best sleep i've ever had.
Missed Airsoft and a soccer match but still...def worth it.
And for you, bf2s:
nothing, just went out two nights in a row and stayed up late until i just had to sleep.Mekstizzle wrote:
Exactly, that's what I was talking about in the Sober thread. These guys are a bunch of pill poppin animalsCapnNismo wrote:
All you pill poppers need to gtfo. Natural herbal medicine is the only way to true and refreshing sleep.What was it that you did?aerodynamic wrote:
Slept for 12 hours straight, probably the best sleep i've ever had.
Missed Airsoft and a soccer match but still...def worth it.
And for you, bf2s:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBjDLnGt7Gg
Make sure it's an indica, or hybrid that has indica dominant genetics...VicktorVauhn wrote:
Honestly is true.CapnNismo wrote:
smoke a bit of weed
One of the best sleep medicines, and one I would worry less about taking then normal ones.
I've made that mistake before.
But unless you regularly smoke herbs your probably not going to seek out a connection for a scheduled substance, or learn how to smoke it the right way.
I get this all the time. Happened last night, still dunno if I got any sleep or not.Aries_37 wrote:
Does anyone get this wierd thing where you lie down, think about stuff, realise it must be getting quite late and you haven't fallen asleep yet, then the alarm goes off and it's like 7AM o.O
I've had really bad insomnia over the past two weeks or so just cause I've been really stressed out and thinking about so much shit.
I've tried taking some Nytol, (Diphenhydramine Hydrochloride) didn't work. So I tried taking two pills (1 is only recommended), still nothing.
To be honest, the only really cure for Insomnia that I have found is to smoke some weed right before bed. But I've taken a break from smoking, so..
I'm shit out of luck. Hopefully tonight I'll sleep better.
I honestly don't know what the difference between indica and sativa is... I've got some grass here and no idea what it is. It's a bit leafy, but it's really hairy and crystallized, too. Anyway...GodFather wrote:
Make sure it's an indica, or hybrid that has indica dominant genetics...
I've made that mistake before.
But unless you regularly smoke herbs your probably not going to seek out a connection for a scheduled substance, or learn how to smoke it the right way.
Good job on getting back to sleep, aero. Just maintain a proper, normal sleep schedule and you'll be fine.
This, to an extent (minus the 12mg dosage, of course).rdx-fx wrote:
Really?Lucien wrote:
melatonin doesn't do shit. Except for Placebo. So I guess NOW they don't do shit! I'm so sorry rdx and feos
Tell that to your pineal gland. I'm sure it'll be heartbroken to learn one of it's main functions is fictional.
And, go ahead, take about 12mg of sublingual melatonin right before you go to sleep. Tell me it's a placebo the next morning.
(Hint: don't. Supposedly, overload doses like that are akin to a bad acid trip while sleeping)
Melatonin is the hormone in your body that makes you go to sleep. It doesn't keep you asleep, mind you, but it does make you fall asleep. It's not placebo, it's science. Proven.
If you tried it and it didn't work, just take another. It is literally impossible to overdose...but as rdx said, you can have some side effects from large doses.
“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.”
― Albert Einstein
Doing the popular thing is not always right. Doing the right thing is not always popular
― Albert Einstein
Doing the popular thing is not always right. Doing the right thing is not always popular