My guide to cooking:Toilet Sex wrote:
So I'm cooking dinner tonight, but I don't know what
I'm thinking toast, or maybe cereal?
Pick up phone
Order takeaway
JOB DONE
actually that's a flawless planKez wrote:
My guide to cooking:Toilet Sex wrote:
So I'm cooking dinner tonight, but I don't know what
I'm thinking toast, or maybe cereal?
Pick up phone
Order takeaway
JOB DONE
I like. I think we had one a few days ago though lol
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right.
most of you have seen a pic of me with short hair.
here's the longer hair.
keep it short or grow the long hair back?
most of you have seen a pic of me with short hair.
here's the longer hair.
keep it short or grow the long hair back?
No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.
long hair always looks better IMO
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Not too long, not too short! Keep it medium length, whatever that isToilet Sex wrote:
long hair always looks better IMO
(i think the other blonde is cuter than youEifa wrote:
right.
It doesn't matter, no-one will look at you differently!Toilet Sex wrote:
actually that's a flawless planKez wrote:
My guide to cooking:Toilet Sex wrote:
So I'm cooking dinner tonight, but I don't know what
I'm thinking toast, or maybe cereal?
Pick up phone
Order takeaway
JOB DONE
I like. I think we had one a few days ago though lol
Oi, Burnnz! That's naughty!burnzz wrote:
(i think the other blonde is cuter than youEifa wrote:
right.
Spoiler (highlight to read):
You missed a closing bracket.
@Eif, grow it tbh.
gee gee
don't think the wife will allow this kind of behaviour though.Kez wrote:
It doesn't matter, no-one will look at you differently!Toilet Sex wrote:
actually that's a flawless planKez wrote:
My guide to cooking:
Pick up phone
Order takeaway
JOB DONE
I like. I think we had one a few days ago though lol
♥
It's scary to think you're the same age as my brother and have a wife.Toilet Sex wrote:
don't think the wife will allow this kind of behaviour though.Kez wrote:
It doesn't matter, no-one will look at you differently!Toilet Sex wrote:
actually that's a flawless plan
I like. I think we had one a few days ago though lol
Well then tell her to cook somethingToilet Sex wrote:
don't think the wife will allow this kind of behaviour though.Kez wrote:
It doesn't matter, no-one will look at you differently!Toilet Sex wrote:
actually that's a flawless plan
I like. I think we had one a few days ago though lol
Depends on whos money it is/whos in charge of itToilet Sex wrote:
don't think the wife will allow this kind of behaviour though.Kez wrote:
It doesn't matter, no-one will look at you differently!Toilet Sex wrote:
actually that's a flawless plan
I like. I think we had one a few days ago though lol
that has got to be the lamest, yet flawless plan ever.Toilet Sex wrote:
don't think the wife will allow this kind of behaviour though.Kez wrote:
It doesn't matter, no-one will look at you differently!Toilet Sex wrote:
actually that's a flawless plan
I like. I think we had one a few days ago though lol
I like cooking my food, yesterday it took me over 9000 minutes to peel and cook potatoes for hash brown awesomeness w/ scrambled eggs
rofl, another flawless plan. she's stuck in this though, apparently home in about an hour so i was going to make something in that time. a take away would take about that time to arrive.Mekstizzle wrote:
Well then tell her to cook somethingToilet Sex wrote:
don't think the wife will allow this kind of behaviour though.Kez wrote:
It doesn't matter, no-one will look at you differently!
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DO IT. NOW. BEFORE SHE GETS HOME. And call it your own!Toilet Sex wrote:
rofl, another flawless plan. she's stuck in this though, apparently home in about an hour so i was going to make something in that time. a take away would take about that time to arrive.Mekstizzle wrote:
Well then tell her to cook somethingToilet Sex wrote:
don't think the wife will allow this kind of behaviour though.
Lmfao. Thread of the year.
Hahaha my mind has been readKez wrote:
DO IT. NOW. BEFORE SHE GETS HOME. And call it your own!Toilet Sex wrote:
rofl, another flawless plan. she's stuck in this though, apparently home in about an hour so i was going to make something in that time. a take away would take about that time to arrive.Mekstizzle wrote:
Well then tell her to cook something
She called though and said she'll go into Pizza Hut on the way back, so all things solved
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This Toilet boy is about my/our age, probably younger, and he's already married and everything, puts shit into perspective
So back to matters at hand.
That was fun
That was fun
Sort out your life Mek!!!Mekstizzle wrote:
This Toilet boy is about my/our age, probably younger, and he's already married and everything, puts shit into perspective
you have pizza hut in england? wut
emo fuckMekstizzle wrote:
This Toilet boy is about my/our age, probably younger, and he's already married and everything, puts shit into perspective
Tu Stultus Es
Lmfao you're a fucking moron, seriously have not met anyone quite as stupid as you are.Irishpride<3 wrote:
So back to matters at hand.
That was fun
I'm actually quite humbled.