It kinda sucked. Iconics was quite funny.Peter wrote:
Am i missing where this came from or does everyone else think this thread sucks too?
Do any of you get the feeling War Man is some super smart dude filming our reactions to him and putting them on tv?
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For those who didn't understand wtf made me come up with a thread like this. Check here http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?pi … 0#p2941780
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
fixtWar Man wrote:
For those who didn't understand wtf made me come up with a thread like this. Check here http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=132252
wtf is this.
Sparta?
Make X-meds a full member, for the sake of 15 year old anal gangbang porn watchers everywhere!
Um, how about more reports and less comments?
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
This thread has potential.
srsly
IT WAS THE MORNING OF CHRISTMAS DURING THE YEAR 2039, the generals War Man and Brad were still fighting for what use to be a free country but now... they are fighting for the territory of the Johto Region, both sides were at a stalemate since 1998, until a big black man came and gave them a cock meat sandwich and the end.
Melvin Warman waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Gooners were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Warman was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons.
"This is Gooners" the radio crackered. "You must fight the demons!"
So Warman gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the demons
"I will shoot at him" said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. Warman plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the demons" he shouted
The radio said "No, Warman. You are the demons"
And then Warman was a zombie.
Warman was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons.
"This is Gooners" the radio crackered. "You must fight the demons!"
So Warman gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the demons
"I will shoot at him" said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. Warman plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the demons" he shouted
The radio said "No, Warman. You are the demons"
And then Warman was a zombie.
a masterpiece.AussieReaper wrote:
Melvin Warman waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Gooners were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Warman was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons.
"This is Gooners" the radio crackered. "You must fight the demons!"
So Warman gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the demons
"I will shoot at him" said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. Warman plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the demons" he shouted
The radio said "No, Warman. You are the demons"
And then Warman was a zombie.
5/5 stars.
doomed to be forgotten, regrettably . . .Miggle wrote:
a masterpiece.AussieReaper wrote:
Melvin Warman waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Gooners were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Warman was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons.
"This is Gooners" the radio crackered. "You must fight the demons!"
So Warman gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the demons
"I will shoot at him" said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. Warman plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the demons" he shouted
The radio said "No, Warman. You are the demons"
And then Warman was a zombie.
5/5 stars.
puny, very punyburnzz wrote:
doomed to be forgotten, regrettably . . .Miggle wrote:
a masterpiece.AussieReaper wrote:
Melvin Warman waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Gooners were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Warman was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons.
"This is Gooners" the radio crackered. "You must fight the demons!"
So Warman gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the demons
"I will shoot at him" said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. Warman plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the demons" he shouted
The radio said "No, Warman. You are the demons"
And then Warman was a zombie.
5/5 stars.
Make X-meds a full member, for the sake of 15 year old anal gangbang porn watchers everywhere!
this thread is fucking terrible
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Because of people like you who come in and bash instead of make up a failed war report.
Mr. Negative
Mr. Negative
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
Well you obviously haven't read AR's post then.
yeah it is shit lol +1FatherTed wrote:
this thread is fucking terrible
I'll make a deal with ya bf2s. If I see 500 pages of made up fail war reports in this thread and not some stuff like me turning into a zombie and shit, actually something creative. I will post a picture of me on bf2s as soon as possible. I know you can make creative stuff bf2s I've seen it myself, just need to activate it.
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
I don't think I even read it tbhSEREVENT wrote:
Well you obviously haven't read AR's post then.
how is that a reward or incentive? post full on porn, i will type as many pages as you want!War Man wrote:
I'll make a deal with ya bf2s. If I see 500 pages of made up fail war reports in this thread and not some stuff like me turning into a zombie and shit, actually something creative. I will post a picture of me on bf2s as soon as possible. I know you can make creative stuff bf2s I've seen it myself, just need to activate it.
Fine, I won't ever post a pic of myself on bf2s.
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
It really wouldnt be hard to find a picture of you y'know.War Man wrote:
Fine, I won't ever post a pic of myself on bf2s.
I'd type my pc specs out all fancy again but teh mods would remove it. Again.
Sounds like a challenge tbhpresidentsheep wrote:
It really wouldnt be hard to find a picture of you y'know.War Man wrote:
Fine, I won't ever post a pic of myself on bf2s.
And how's that?presidentsheep wrote:
It really wouldnt be hard to find a picture of you y'know.War Man wrote:
Fine, I won't ever post a pic of myself on bf2s.
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.