holy shit gold bond powder is amazing

2009-12-18 13:38:29

#1

Hurricane2k9: Pendulous Sweaty Balls; +1,538|5700|College Park, MD

I just bought some Gold Bond foot powder (the one in the blue bottle). I planned on using it for my feet, socks and shoes obviously... but I learned of another amazing use for it.

Your balls.

You put some on your hands and then slather it all over your junk. Put it on your thighs too. Not only does it help wick away moisture (especially useful during the summer), but it makes your balls feel like there's cool minty stuff on it. It's amazing.

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2009-12-18 13:39:37

#2

Pug: UR father's brother's nephew's former roommate; +652|6540|Texas - Bigger than France

TMI

oh and

Pics or it didn't happen

2009-12-18 13:39:47

#3

13urnzz: Banned; +5,830|6495

inb4mcminty

2009-12-18 13:40:18

#4

ColCarnage: taw; +283|5593

true story

2009-12-18 13:40:37

#5

seymorebutts443: Ready for combat; +211|6593|Belchertown Massachusetts, USA

burnzz wrote:
inb4mcminty

mcmintyballs

2009-12-18 13:40:38

#6

Boomerjinks: Member; +301|6793|Denver, CO

I remember the first time I gold bonded. College, 2002. The friend who made the recommendation described it as a thousand tiny fairies blowing on your balls.

Motherfucker was right.

2009-12-18 13:42:13

#7

Hurricane2k9: Pendulous Sweaty Balls; +1,538|5700|College Park, MD

I heard it's a god send for soldiers going through boot camp / basic training. Now I know why.

http://www.powdermyequipment.com/

2009-12-18 13:46:04

#8

mtb0minime: minimember; +2,418|6653

ColCarnage wrote:
true story

Boomerjinks wrote:
I remember the first time I gold bonded. College, 2002. The friend who made the recommendation described it as a thousand tiny fairies blowing on your balls.

Motherfucker was right.

^ These.

I'll do it myself from time to time, especially if it's a hot day and I'll be sweating down there a bit.

2009-12-18 13:46:57

#9

Hurricane2k9: Pendulous Sweaty Balls; +1,538|5700|College Park, MD

This is gonna be a daily ritual for me.

2009-12-18 13:47:55

#10

13urnzz: Banned; +5,830|6495

why haven't i seen this advertised? usually it's old womens using it on their feet . . .

2009-12-18 13:48:57

#11

King_County_Downy: shitfaced; +2,791|6595|Seattle

Hurricane2k9 wrote:
This is gonna be a daily ritual for me.

Make sure you shower before getting a BJ or it will be your last BJ ever. (From that girl anyways)

Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it

2009-12-18 13:49:09

#12

mtb0minime: minimember; +2,418|6653

burnzz wrote:
why haven't i seen this advertised? usually it's old womens using it on their feet . . .

Gold Bond's best kept secret

2009-12-18 13:49:22

#13

Hurricane2k9: Pendulous Sweaty Balls; +1,538|5700|College Park, MD

King_County_Downy wrote:
Hurricane2k9 wrote:
This is gonna be a daily ritual for me.
Make sure you shower before getting a BJ or it will be your last BJ ever. (From that girl anyways)

Yessir.

2009-12-18 13:52:09

#14

Kmar: Truth is my Bitch; +5,695|6599|132 and Bush

KJ just warned us about applying this to the nutsack region (experience?). It's in a blue bottle for a reason. When your twig and berries fall off remember you were warned.

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2009-12-18 13:53:31

#15

Hurricane2k9: Pendulous Sweaty Balls; +1,538|5700|College Park, MD

Kmarion wrote:
KJ just warned us about applying this to the nutsack region (experience?). It's in a blue bottle for a reason. When your twig and berries fall off remember you were warned.

For all we know KJ is just a pussy who can't handle the awesomeness that is Gold Bond powder.

2009-12-18 13:54:04

#16

Kmar: Truth is my Bitch; +5,695|6599|132 and Bush

King_County_Downy wrote:
Hurricane2k9 wrote:
This is gonna be a daily ritual for me.
Make sure you shower before getting a BJ or it will be your last BJ ever. (From that girl anyways)

It might clear up her sinuses.. or permanently kill her sense of taste. Tough call.

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2009-12-18 13:54:05

#17

mtb0minime: minimember; +2,418|6653

Pfft. No way, shit's awesome aite. I've never had any problems with it.

2009-12-18 13:55:03

#18

Kmar: Truth is my Bitch; +5,695|6599|132 and Bush

mtb0minime wrote:
Pfft. No way, shit's awesome aite. I've never had any problems with it.

That's wrong man... ur sick. Be honest.

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2009-12-18 13:56:34

#19

KEN-JENNINGS: I am all that is MOD!; +2,973|6630|949

Haha I hated that feeling. The only time I want my balls feeling like someone is blowing on them is if a girl is blowing on them.

2009-12-18 13:57:24

#20

Kmar: Truth is my Bitch; +5,695|6599|132 and Bush

Hurricane2k9 wrote:
Kmarion wrote:
KJ just warned us about applying this to the nutsack region (experience?). It's in a blue bottle for a reason. When your twig and berries fall off remember you were warned.
For all we know KJ is just a pussy who can't handle the awesomeness that is Gold Bond powder.

Idk, he said he's applied it plenty of times. One time he even used it on himself.

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2009-12-18 13:58:46

#21

Kmar: Truth is my Bitch; +5,695|6599|132 and Bush

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
Haha I hated that feeling. The only time I want my balls feeling like someone is blowing on them is if a girl is blowing on them.

Does your balls hang in the toilet too? Nothing a quick rinse wont fix.

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2009-12-18 13:59:12

#22

mtb0minime: minimember; +2,418|6653

I admit I haven't used it in a very long time, and even when I did use it, it was once a week tops, but it's still great. And in fact, I'm going to go shower now and toss some on.

But the warning does make sense. Baby powder will do the job just fine if you're going to be using it frequently. Gold Bond is some strong shit and should be used not-so-frequently.

Oh, and I just remembered it's free-ball Friday. This day keeps getting 'er and 'er!

2009-12-18 13:59:37

#23

KEN-JENNINGS: I am all that is MOD!; +2,973|6630|949

Weird that this comes up right as I warn against it. To each their own, I suppose. have fun with your minty balls my friend. Hopefully it doesn't fuck up your seed count.

2009-12-18 14:02:09

#24

Hurricane2k9: Pendulous Sweaty Balls; +1,538|5700|College Park, MD

@Mtb0 you're right. I just read some story about a guy in this person's boot camp platoon who had to see the medic because his nutsack was dried out from using too much Gold Bond.

And yeah Ken hopefully it won't. I think using a hot laptop on your lap is worse for it though.

2009-12-18 14:03:02

#25

Kmar: Truth is my Bitch; +5,695|6599|132 and Bush

Once I put icyhot on my groin when I was playing soccer. It wasn't actually near the nugget region. But when I started to sweat it creeped closer. I was definitely the fastest player on the field that day.

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