13/f/taiwan wrote:
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13/f/taiwan wrote:
"Raise the flag high! Let the degenerates know who comes to claim their lives this day!"
Hell, I'm just putting this on the internet because I can't tell anyone about the lol. Next? Either we did it or we didn't. Who gives a shit...I'm married.Wreckognize wrote:
So what happened next...?
But srsly, she was watching a threesome go at it. It was FFM. So in the morning I returned from the buffet line with only muffins, bananas, and sausages on my plate. Like way too many of them...
"want a banana? how bout a sausage? or do you prefer a muffin?"
This just keeps getting better and better .Pug wrote:
Hell, I'm just putting this on the internet because I can't tell anyone about the lol. Next? Either we did it or we didn't. Who gives a shit...I'm married.Wreckognize wrote:
So what happened next...?
But srsly, she was watching a threesome go at it. It was FFM. So in the morning I returned from the buffet line with only muffins, bananas, and sausages on my plate. Like way too many of them...
"want a banana? how bout a sausage? or do you prefer a muffin?"
Hahaha. When I don't get the hint, my wife switches the channel to skinemax when she's in the mood.Poseidon wrote:
Your wife watches porn?
You've got yourself a keeper.
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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v83/r … cepalm.gif13/f/taiwan wrote:
HaiBai wrote:
- globefish23
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So, did you get to watch porn for free then, or did they charge you on the bill?
I was gonna say something about "family trips to vegas", and then I remembered a week or so back you saying something about something happening to your mum on the way to the casino.=NHB=Shadow wrote:
I liked the japanese restaurant in Bellagio, and also the Pearl in MGM always get shark fin soup and beef and portobello shrooms
Our next family vegas trip will be at the Aria
It all made sense.
Cool story indeed ...
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13/f/taiwan wrote:
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Cool story indeed ...
She tryin' to tell you something bro...Pug wrote:
But srsly, she was watching a threesome go at it. It was FFM.
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I thought about a little update.
I dropped the jokes for a while, started them back up.
She called last week:
"Hey, can you get a bottle of wine on the way home for work?"
"Sure. Did you get a babysitter or something?"
"No, why?"
"Just checking"
"Okay, what is this about?"
"It's just the last time I went out to get a bottle, when I came back you were watching a threeway."
"Niiiice."
"Sorry. What kind of wine do you want?"
"The usual chardonnay, and a bottle of go fuck yourself."
"Okay, no problem."
I show up with three bottles - unveiled one at a time.
Kendall Jackson
A bottle of "Menage a Trois"
and after the "don't be a jerk" comment...a bottle of "Mad Housewife"
I dropped the jokes for a while, started them back up.
She called last week:
"Hey, can you get a bottle of wine on the way home for work?"
"Sure. Did you get a babysitter or something?"
"No, why?"
"Just checking"
"Okay, what is this about?"
"It's just the last time I went out to get a bottle, when I came back you were watching a threeway."
"Niiiice."
"Sorry. What kind of wine do you want?"
"The usual chardonnay, and a bottle of go fuck yourself."
"Okay, no problem."
I show up with three bottles - unveiled one at a time.
Kendall Jackson
A bottle of "Menage a Trois"
and after the "don't be a jerk" comment...a bottle of "Mad Housewife"
fucking hellPug wrote:
I thought about a little update.
I dropped the jokes for a while, started them back up.
She called last week:
"Hey, can you get a bottle of wine on the way home for work?"
"Sure. Did you get a babysitter or something?"
"No, why?"
"Just checking"
"Okay, what is this about?"
"It's just the last time I went out to get a bottle, when I came back you were watching a threeway."
"Niiiice."
"Sorry. What kind of wine do you want?"
"The usual chardonnay, and a bottle of go fuck yourself."
"Okay, no problem."
I show up with three bottles - unveiled one at a time.
Kendall Jackson
A bottle of "Menage a Trois"
and after the "don't be a jerk" comment...a bottle of "Mad Housewife"
http://www.folieadeux.com/mat/graphics/bottle_red.gif
http://www.madhousewifecellars.com/MH-T … s-2-sm.jpg
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he fixes the cable?Wreckognize wrote:
So what happened next...?
cl4u53w1t2 wrote:
he fixes the cable?Wreckognize wrote:
So what happened next...?
Pug your life is win.
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
A level of win you will NEVER know.-Sh1fty- wrote:
Pug your life is win.
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