Inspired by Superior Minds (now closed R.I.P) thread, i thought i'd make one.
Post up your daily FML's, so we can all laugh at your shitty days, and revel knowing that someone, somewhere is having a crappier day than you.
Todays FML;
Ran out of fags at half 5am. 'No problem' the intrepid Ted thought, 'Sure the 24hr's only 30mins away, I'll dander that way'. So with £3 in pocket for the usual 12.5g Amber leaf I braved the bitter cold and entered Belfast's dark morning air.
30 minutes down the road, and i arrive at the 24hr shop... I approach the window...
'Hey mate, sort us 12.5g's amber leaf' I say.
'That'll be £3.09 lad' our young cashier replies. I quickly follow with 'Ah lad I've only £3 on me, ya couldn't let us off no?'
He responds with anger in his eyes 'No.'
'Ah go on mate, sure it's a 30min trek back to mine and it's feckin freezing'
'No' says our evil Gandalf, for surely i shall not pass.
'Ah feck ye' I respond, and begin the arduous journey home. As I'm nearing my house, my phone goes off in my pocket to tell me it's nearly out of battery. As i replace my phone, my fingertips brush something cold and circular.
'the fecks this' i say in my head
IT WAS A FUCKING 10P
FML
continue.
Post up your daily FML's, so we can all laugh at your shitty days, and revel knowing that someone, somewhere is having a crappier day than you.
Todays FML;
Ran out of fags at half 5am. 'No problem' the intrepid Ted thought, 'Sure the 24hr's only 30mins away, I'll dander that way'. So with £3 in pocket for the usual 12.5g Amber leaf I braved the bitter cold and entered Belfast's dark morning air.
30 minutes down the road, and i arrive at the 24hr shop... I approach the window...
'Hey mate, sort us 12.5g's amber leaf' I say.
'That'll be £3.09 lad' our young cashier replies. I quickly follow with 'Ah lad I've only £3 on me, ya couldn't let us off no?'
He responds with anger in his eyes 'No.'
'Ah go on mate, sure it's a 30min trek back to mine and it's feckin freezing'
'No' says our evil Gandalf, for surely i shall not pass.
'Ah feck ye' I respond, and begin the arduous journey home. As I'm nearing my house, my phone goes off in my pocket to tell me it's nearly out of battery. As i replace my phone, my fingertips brush something cold and circular.
'the fecks this' i say in my head
IT WAS A FUCKING 10P
FML
continue.
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
