Is it just me or can any of you smell the stench of that forum seeping through a broken sewer pipe or something into this forum? People making newslink threads and debating this, that and the other all while neglecting the fact that this is the one part of the forum where cool shit is supposed to go, not gay shit. Instead of making a wall o' text ala D&ST style, I shall make my point with the clever use of lists and charts. No need to argue my point, instead I will use scientific charts and graphs to make it fact. Speaking of facts, here is a trufact....
A Trufact:
D&ST eats it's own poops.
Here are some scientific charts.
Fig 1-1: As you can see, D&ST spends most of it's time sucking, with a few brief moments of win, albeit very rare ones.
Fig 1-2: The basis of chart 1-1 can be attributed to this chart, which shows basically why, D&ST is a bucket of walrus vomit.
Fig 1-3: This chart shows why D&ST is a bucket of walrus vomit. Simply put, the quality of poster in said forum
Fig 1-4: This chart shows why the users suck so much. Because the only good posters are mods and the only reason they are mods is because they are good posters. Everyone else is shitty at internet. See how that works chillren?
Fig 1-5: This chart shows the ratio of boring/pointless threads to actual interesting ones that kick ass. All values are approximate.
Fig 1-6: The following shows the actual amount of debating. Notice the sharp decline, this is about the time most of the "unpopular" posters were banned and the discussion arena turned into a dick sucking contest. Stay tuned for my next thread which will be a petition to rename D&ST to "Place To Agree With Others And Be Bored & Serious Talk" or "PTAWOABB&ST"
Fig 1-7: Chart showing that the more boring D&ST gets, the more unoriginal newslink and "discuss" threads leak onto EE.
Fig 1-8: Boobies, cars and fire explosions
Fig 1-9: Not sure, but it looks important and I'm sure it makes a good point if you give it a chance and stare at it long enough
Quiz
How long does it take 5 D&ST guys to get a mexican girl pregnant? See below for answer.
How to make a successful D&ST Thread in 6 easy steps:
Step 1. Read the news.
Step 2. Ctrl+C
Step 3. Open bf2s forums/D&ST/post new topic
Step 4. Ctrl+V+Enter+Discuss
Step 5. Watch people argue from 2-3 hours about nothing really, collect 4-5 karma points.
Step 6. Go back to reading news. Await next semi-interesting tidbit or news.
How to become a very popular D&ST'r in 5 easy steps:
Step 1. Follow steps 1-6 above.
Step 2. Agree with already existing popular people such as ATG, Kmarion, CameronPoe etc.
Step 3. Disagree with lowing, usmarine, or CameronPoe (CP, is kinda like a bi-sexual, he can go either way)(also, lol CP)(also lol bi-sexuals)
Step 4. Receive overNINETHOUSAAAAAAND karma from the same 4 people agreeing with you over the course of several years.
Step 5. Profit!!
You now have a large number next to your name that grants you many credibilities and powers. Such powers may be but are not limited too: having people believe everything you say, street credz, popularity, the ability to kill communists with your penis, amazing woman skillz, mod status, admin status and/or the amazing ability to come into EE and magically transform it into a very dull and boring place by turning it into a miniature D&ST by banning all of the interesting people and replacing them with debater drones from the planet ZeroxIBM7.
With your new found powers you may also notice that some of your physical attributes will change as well. Not to be alarmed, suddenly having a gigantic penis may seem scary at first but just remember, and stay confident, that you will never use it.
Another Trufact:
D&ST prefers charcoal to propane powered grills. This is an incorrect decision.
Quiz answer: None, they are all gay and would only argue amongst each other on wether or not to deport her or give her free goverment health care. Then they would have gaysex with each other and eat their own poops again.
nb4h8rs
EE-POWER, EE-PRIDE HEIL EE!!
Also, I just made a better argument for an opinion (nay, FACT), than anyone ever did in D&ST.
Submitted for your approval by Dr. Strangelove:
A Trufact:
D&ST eats it's own poops.
Here are some scientific charts.
Fig 1-1: As you can see, D&ST spends most of it's time sucking, with a few brief moments of win, albeit very rare ones.
Fig 1-2: The basis of chart 1-1 can be attributed to this chart, which shows basically why, D&ST is a bucket of walrus vomit.
Fig 1-3: This chart shows why D&ST is a bucket of walrus vomit. Simply put, the quality of poster in said forum
Fig 1-4: This chart shows why the users suck so much. Because the only good posters are mods and the only reason they are mods is because they are good posters. Everyone else is shitty at internet. See how that works chillren?
Fig 1-5: This chart shows the ratio of boring/pointless threads to actual interesting ones that kick ass. All values are approximate.
Fig 1-6: The following shows the actual amount of debating. Notice the sharp decline, this is about the time most of the "unpopular" posters were banned and the discussion arena turned into a dick sucking contest. Stay tuned for my next thread which will be a petition to rename D&ST to "Place To Agree With Others And Be Bored & Serious Talk" or "PTAWOABB&ST"
Fig 1-7: Chart showing that the more boring D&ST gets, the more unoriginal newslink and "discuss" threads leak onto EE.
Fig 1-8: Boobies, cars and fire explosions
Fig 1-9: Not sure, but it looks important and I'm sure it makes a good point if you give it a chance and stare at it long enough
Quiz
How long does it take 5 D&ST guys to get a mexican girl pregnant? See below for answer.
How to make a successful D&ST Thread in 6 easy steps:
Step 1. Read the news.
Step 2. Ctrl+C
Step 3. Open bf2s forums/D&ST/post new topic
Step 4. Ctrl+V+Enter+Discuss
Step 5. Watch people argue from 2-3 hours about nothing really, collect 4-5 karma points.
Step 6. Go back to reading news. Await next semi-interesting tidbit or news.
How to become a very popular D&ST'r in 5 easy steps:
Step 1. Follow steps 1-6 above.
Step 2. Agree with already existing popular people such as ATG, Kmarion, CameronPoe etc.
Step 3. Disagree with lowing, usmarine, or CameronPoe (CP, is kinda like a bi-sexual, he can go either way)(also, lol CP)(also lol bi-sexuals)
Step 4. Receive overNINETHOUSAAAAAAND karma from the same 4 people agreeing with you over the course of several years.
Step 5. Profit!!
You now have a large number next to your name that grants you many credibilities and powers. Such powers may be but are not limited too: having people believe everything you say, street credz, popularity, the ability to kill communists with your penis, amazing woman skillz, mod status, admin status and/or the amazing ability to come into EE and magically transform it into a very dull and boring place by turning it into a miniature D&ST by banning all of the interesting people and replacing them with debater drones from the planet ZeroxIBM7.
With your new found powers you may also notice that some of your physical attributes will change as well. Not to be alarmed, suddenly having a gigantic penis may seem scary at first but just remember, and stay confident, that you will never use it.
Another Trufact:
D&ST prefers charcoal to propane powered grills. This is an incorrect decision.
Quiz answer: None, they are all gay and would only argue amongst each other on wether or not to deport her or give her free goverment health care. Then they would have gaysex with each other and eat their own poops again.
nb4h8rs
EE-POWER, EE-PRIDE HEIL EE!!
Also, I just made a better argument for an opinion (nay, FACT), than anyone ever did in D&ST.
Submitted for your approval by Dr. Strangelove:
Last edited by Iconic Irony (2009-11-24 18:21:13)
