Jizz on door handle/flusher
I once took a crap in my schools' toilets.
It was evacuated within minutes.
It was evacuated within minutes.
I remember seeing on the walls of a cubicle someone had written on one side:
For instructions on how to play toilet tennis, see opposite wall.
On opposite wall was written:
For instructions on how to play toilet tennis, see opposite wall.
For instructions on how to play toilet tennis, see opposite wall.
On opposite wall was written:
For instructions on how to play toilet tennis, see opposite wall.
I used to get wet paper towels and throw them over the stall onto people and then run out when I was in school.
few months ago like all the male toilets were being cleaned. me and 2 friend got into the girls toilet, after 10 seconds we were throwing stuff in each others cubicles while pissing. a friend got the toilet paper holder on his head. funny stuff
On my senior trip in high school our bus was on the way home and stopped in a strip mall to get something to eat. There were two options, Sizziler Steakhouse and Long John Silvers and of course everyone wanted to go to the steakhouse. Well my cousing and best friend Josh was also in my class and the bus with me and we decided to go to LJS instead so we didnt have to wait in lines. Well, when we got in there and got our food the staff at the place was incredibly rude and obnoxious and acted like we were putting them out, so we decided to do just that, put them out.
We also figured it would be a fun last high school prank to do something and we wanted to make it one we'd never forget. So I say, alright, what this shit and I headed off to the bathroom. When I got in there I took a massive shit in the middle of the floor, put a paper towel on top of it and skidded it across the floor with my shoe. i come back out and told him to go look and he said "whatever you did I'm about to blow it out of the water.", grabs a handfull of toothpicks and runs in the bathroom. He comes out about 10 minutes later grinning and told me to go look so I go in. I look around and don't see anything at first and then something catches my eye in the stand up pisser. The crazy fucker took a shit in the stand up pisser and made a happy face with toothpicks in it.
I come out laughing my ass off as one of the employees is going in. We go back on the bus, hide and watch in the window as the employee I saw had a very heated arguement with his manager.
We also figured it would be a fun last high school prank to do something and we wanted to make it one we'd never forget. So I say, alright, what this shit and I headed off to the bathroom. When I got in there I took a massive shit in the middle of the floor, put a paper towel on top of it and skidded it across the floor with my shoe. i come back out and told him to go look and he said "whatever you did I'm about to blow it out of the water.", grabs a handfull of toothpicks and runs in the bathroom. He comes out about 10 minutes later grinning and told me to go look so I go in. I look around and don't see anything at first and then something catches my eye in the stand up pisser. The crazy fucker took a shit in the stand up pisser and made a happy face with toothpicks in it.
I come out laughing my ass off as one of the employees is going in. We go back on the bus, hide and watch in the window as the employee I saw had a very heated arguement with his manager.
The fact there's chavs waiting behind the door for someone to come inmenzo wrote:
what is bad about pissing at school?Mekstizzle wrote:
You don't even go into the toilets at school, unless it's absolutely necessary. Let alone going for a dump
I´m laughin tears!
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It also felt good to grow up in the '90's and not have to deal with the shit. Literally.Kimmmmmmmmmmmm wrote:
never had those problems in school. damn it feels good to be a girl.
Saying that, there seems to be 1 or 2 people at work who have a habit of leaving floaters...guess it doesnt get better with age
Today at Borders I was taking a massive dump. The only stall they had in the bathroom was a gigantic one for handicapped. I felt like I was in a luxurious penthouse and I was some rich executive. There was even 50s big band music playing over the intercom. Quite the classy shit.
So I've been told: When I was about 3 or 4, I tried to use the urinal at some fast food restaurant. With my pants around my ankles, a log about 6" long slipped out the back.
When one of the urinoirs didn't flush properly, piss would go over the pot as they were motion activated and it kept trying to flush as everyone walked by, or because we deliberately waved our hands in front of the sensor.
Then some genius at the janitory office figured he'd put a large plastic bag arround it and tape it shut. So we ripped the bag at the top to activate the sensor. The bag would blow up as a balloon untill it finally burst and the accumulated vintage piss poured down the stairs into the main hallway.
Then some genius at the janitory office figured he'd put a large plastic bag arround it and tape it shut. So we ripped the bag at the top to activate the sensor. The bag would blow up as a balloon untill it finally burst and the accumulated vintage piss poured down the stairs into the main hallway.
This, or find a private bathroom in a remote part of the building no one ever goes to.Irishpride<3 wrote:
I just went into the staff toilets
Skorpy-chan wrote:
Because if you vandalise your bathroom at home, you have no bathroom.
Now, if you REALLY want to be a jackass, lay claymores in the bowl.
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Both kinds work.FatherTed wrote:
http://www.knifecenter.com/knifecenter/ … 2060gt.jpgSkorpy-chan wrote:
Because if you vandalise your bathroom at home, you have no bathroom.
Now, if you REALLY want to be a jackass, lay claymores in the bowl.
