some_random_panda
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+454|6682

Everyone knows Aussies love censorship.  We've had a (botched) anti-porn filter, a farce as a classification board (somehow shooting innocents in an airport is more acceptable than swinging a frying pan at a zombie), inconsistency across classification (dead rising is fine, but not the US version of left 4 dead), and an archaic system that rates our worst games as "MA 15+", which is not to be confused with "M 15+"...and I doubt many people can tell you why.  In any case, MA 15+ is given to games that are not ban-worthy, but somehow not appropriate for the usual 15 year olds...or something like that (Call of Duty 2 was MA 15+, just for comparison).

https://www.uberreview.com/wp-content/uploads/atkinson.jpg

And so we come round to a proposal to have an R 18+ rating.  This would mean that mysterious MA 15+ would have a much clearer definition, with parents less likely to be confused about content, while adults wouldn't need to buy games that have been watered down.  This proposal would have done just fine, were it not for South Australian Attorney-General Michael Atkinson, bigoted dictator he is.  As an alteration to the classification requires the unanimous agreement of all the Attorney-Generals, the dissent of one (him) means that the R 18+ rating will sadly never come to fruition as long as he's elected.  And seeing as his seat is very safe, he'll win the next election for sure.  He is entirely self-centred, his arguments are contradictory and poorly-articulated, and he is willing to allow R rated DVDs, but not games for some bizarre reason.

(He also has an obsession with rape and seems to believe that an R 18+ rating would allow rape and not receive a "Refused Classification" rating.)

This is what we have to put up with.

If not DST worthy, mod move to EE.

Last edited by some_random_panda (2009-11-16 02:57:50)

Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,817|6397|eXtreme to the maX
Another Christian fruitloop IIRC.

It always amuses me watching Australian TV
'The next program may contain violence, drug reference and activity of a sexual nature. Doo doo da doo doo da doo doo doo The Simpsons!'

I still find it odd that its apparently acceptable to watch rapes, murders, dismemberment, torture etc on TV or in the cinema  but actual sex is a no-no.
Fuck Israel
RavyGravy
Son.
+617|6697|NSW, Australia

Dilbert_X wrote:

I still find it odd that its apparently acceptable to watch rapes, murders, dismemberment, torture etc on TV or in the cinema  but actual sex is a no-no.
sex kills.
Spark
liquid fluoride thorium reactor
+874|6966|Canberra, AUS
The paradox is only a conflict between reality and your feeling what reality ought to be.
~ Richard Feynman
mcminty
Moderating your content for the Australian Govt.
+879|7012|Sydney, Australia

some_random_panda wrote:

If not DST worthy, mod move to EE.
Nar mate, "/worthy thread is worthy" and all that. This is some real D&ST shit.

Dilbert_X wrote:

Another Christian fruitloop IIRC.
Like that Senator Conroy jackass, ay?
some_random_panda
Flamesuit essential
+454|6682

Senator Conroy doesn't have a patch on this guy, sadly.  Conroy could be opposed by major companies and was trying to create something.  Atkinson just needs to stonewall and he's accomplished what he wanted. He doesn't even need to compromise because he doesn't need anyone else's support.
mcminty
Moderating your content for the Australian Govt.
+879|7012|Sydney, Australia

some_random_panda wrote:

Senator Conroy doesn't have a patch on this guy, sadly.  Conroy could be opposed by major companies and was trying to create something.  Atkinson just needs to stonewall and he's accomplished what he wanted. He doesn't even need to compromise because he doesn't need anyone else's support.
Fair point. Yeah, Conroy's whole filtering plan just failed because the industry refused (lulz).

It's unfortunate that this old douche wields so much power. On a two party preferred basis, he holds 76% of the vote in his electorate.. stupid middle-old age christians, who are afraid.. afraid of the world we now live in, afraid of change and of things they don't understand.

C'mon nature, do your thing. Gogogogogogogogogo.


Edit: The ABC's political pages told me this geezer has been serving in that electorate since 1989. For my entire fucking life. No wonder he has no fucking clue about technology.
Burwhale
Save the BlobFish!
+136|6513|Brisneyland
Definitely DST worthy. Anyone that watches SBS on Friday nights knows that pretty much anything goes on TV ( and thats free to air). All we can do is keep trying to change his mind ( hah).
eskimo_sammyjoe
Did someone say tea?
+112|6526|S.A. Australia
Its a pain in the ass because as far as I know, he's the only one that really stands in the way of an R18+ rating...all the others seem to like the idea.
Serious Flex
mcminty
Moderating your content for the Australian Govt.
+879|7012|Sydney, Australia

Burwhale wrote:

Definitely DST worthy. Anyone that watches SBS on Friday nights knows that pretty much anything goes on TV ( and thats free to air). All we can do is keep trying to change his mind ( hah).
Haha, oh SBS. The hilarity of some of your programming.
Spark
liquid fluoride thorium reactor
+874|6966|Canberra, AUS
Special Broadcasting Service.
The paradox is only a conflict between reality and your feeling what reality ought to be.
~ Richard Feynman
S.Lythberg
Mastermind
+429|6738|Chicago, IL
You'd think that a country founded by deported felons, full of poisonous animals, and with daytime temperatures in excess of 40C in the summer (a fuckton F) would have less crybabies than the rest of us, but I guess that's not the case...
Skorpy-chan
Member
+127|6636|Twyford, UK
I'm entirely in favour of this guy. I've already made money by circumventing his censorship on l4d2, and I hope to do it again.

Especially when the next GTA game gets banned there.
cpt.fass1
The Cap'n Can Make it Hap'n
+329|6987|NJ
Why don't the kids over there start voting?

You could get him right out or at least not let him win in a landslide victory?

Is he up against an Aborigines?
Spark
liquid fluoride thorium reactor
+874|6966|Canberra, AUS

S.Lythberg wrote:

You'd think that a country founded by deported felons, full of poisonous animals, and with daytime temperatures in excess of 40C in the spring (a fuckton F) would have less crybabies than the rest of us, but I guess that's not the case...
Fix'd...

The older generation of this country is, in my opinion, ultraconservative. Any change, to them, is bad change... unless it's a raise in pensions.

If you need a better idea, go look up the policy on book censorship employed during the 50's. It makes this guy look liberal (not in the political sense of the word!) and loose. That's the kind of policy the older generation is oriented towards here.

Last edited by Spark (2009-11-16 15:09:37)

The paradox is only a conflict between reality and your feeling what reality ought to be.
~ Richard Feynman
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,817|6397|eXtreme to the maX

S.Lythberg wrote:

You'd think that a country founded by deported felons, full of poisonous animals, and with daytime temperatures in excess of 40C in the summer (a fuckton F) would have less crybabies than the rest of us, but I guess that's not the case...
Unfortunately:
- Like the US a lot of pious 'my shit doesn't stink' pilgrims came here too
- The heat seems to bake peoples brains
Fuck Israel
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,817|6397|eXtreme to the maX

cpt.fass1 wrote:

Why don't the kids over there start voting?

You could get him right out or at least not let him win in a landslide victory?

Is he up against an Aborigines?
http://www.news.com.au/adelaidenow/stor … 01,00.html
SOUTH Australia's video game enthusiasts are hoping to topple Attorney-General Michael Atkinson from his long-held seat of Croydon at the 2010 state election.

Former Adelaide resident David Doe, now a manager of Melbourne video game company Firemint, during the week founded the Gamers 4 Croydon Party, named after zombie game Left 4 Dead II which, until recently, was banned from sale in Australia.

The party's main policy is to introduce an R18+ classification for video games, which Mr Atkinson opposes.

Mr Atkinson has been blocking attempts to introduce a new national classification system for games. Launching a new R18+ rating requires all of Australia's attorneys-general to agree.

A passionate gamer, Mr Doe said he decided to establish the party after reading an "invitation" from Mr Atkinson in The Advertiser's Letters to the Editor.

In March, Mr Atkinson wrote: "It is true that I am opposed to an R18+ category for interactive computer games. I welcome a challenge in my electorate of Croydon at the next general election on this issue."
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BVC
Member
+325|6986
Its always one stupid politician that ruins it for the rest.  Go G4CP!
jsnipy
...
+3,277|6813|...

looks like ass-to-ass guy from Requiem for a Dream
DrunkFace
Germans did 911
+427|6972|Disaster Free Zone

cpt.fass1 wrote:

Why don't the kids over there start voting?

You could get him right out or at least not let him win in a landslide victory?

Is he up against an Aborigines?
IDK, maybe cause like most places, the legal voting age is 18. But unlike most places it's also compulsory to vote, so I'm pretty sure most people who can already do.
Red Forman
Banned
+402|5691
lol aussies.  you guys are nuts tbh.
Skorpy-chan
Member
+127|6636|Twyford, UK

Dilbert_X wrote:

- The heat seems to bake peoples brains
That WOULD explain Texas and California.

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