Why go to Strip Clubs?

2009-11-01 21:19:33

#1

Macbeth: Banned; +2,444|5583

I've never been to one even though I'm 12 19.

The way I always figured it is that; the women there really aren't into you or like you at all or whatever stories you tell her or care to laugh at your jokes but really just want your money. Once you run out of money they'll ignore you until you get more cash.

You can't touch them. You won't be able to have sex with them.

So what is the point of going and flirting with a bunch of women who are only going to like me until I run out of cash and once I run out have to go home horny since they won't have sex with me?

2009-11-01 21:20:40

#2

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6150|what

To watch girls strip...

Macbeth wrote:
the women there really aren't into you or like you at all or whatever stories you tell her or care to laugh at your jokes but really just want your money. Once you run out of money they'll ignore you until you get more cash.

Totally different to most other girls.

Totally.

Macbeth wrote:
...a bunch of women who are only going to like me until I run out of cash and once I run out have to go home horny since they won't have sex with me?

Some are also hookers. Surprise!

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2009-11-01 21:21:00

#3

Red Forman: Banned; +402|5398

Macbeth wrote:
You can't touch them. You won't be able to have sex with them.

youre nuts. when i was in the marines i got so many strippers......not sure why i dont have a disease though.

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2009-11-01 21:25:19

#4

SEREMAKER: BABYMAKIN EXPERT √; +2,187|6566|Mountains of NC

you're not a real marine unless you have a stripper story ..................... I hooked with one that worked a joint in San Diego then she moved up to Vegas

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2009-11-01 21:26:35

#5

ATG: Banned; +5,233|6527|Global Command

SEREMAKER wrote:
you're not a real marine unless you have a stripper story s

Then I am a marine. Finally something to brag about!

2009-11-01 21:27:00

#6

S3v3N: lolwut?; +685|6516|Montucky

SEREMAKER wrote:
you're not a real marine unless you have a stripper story ..................... I hooked with one that worked a joint in San Diego then she moved up to Vegas

Brianna Banks gave me a lap dance at Deja Vu in San Diego..

I walked in on 2 guys from my fire team, in a drunken haze while they were tag teaming a random skank ho stripper from the club we were at earlier.

Cheap Hotel Rooms FTW

2009-11-01 21:27:33

#7

Adams_BJ: Russian warship, go fuck yourself; +2,053|6620|Little Bentcock

SEREMAKER wrote:
you're not a real marine unless you have a stripper story ..................... I hooked with one that worked a joint in San Diego then she moved up to Vegas

too scared of your enormous penis?

2009-11-01 21:27:47

#8

SEREMAKER: BABYMAKIN EXPERT √; +2,187|6566|Mountains of NC

ATG wrote:
SEREMAKER wrote:
you're not a real marine unless you have a stripper story s
Then I am a marine. Finally something to brag about!

we'll let you be Navy ...........

2009-11-01 21:27:52

#9

Macbeth: Banned; +2,444|5583

So you can totally have sex with the strippers?!

2009-11-01 21:28:30

#10

Red Forman: Banned; +402|5398

Macbeth wrote:
So you can totally have sex with the strippers?!

well youre gay so no. but yes for the rest of us.

2009-11-01 21:28:48

#11

S3v3N: lolwut?; +685|6516|Montucky

SEREMAKER wrote:
ATG wrote:
SEREMAKER wrote:
you're not a real marine unless you have a stripper story s
Then I am a marine. Finally something to brag about!
we'll let you be Navy ...........

Air Force TBH.

2009-11-01 21:28:55

#12

SEREMAKER: BABYMAKIN EXPERT √; +2,187|6566|Mountains of NC

Adams_BJ wrote:
SEREMAKER wrote:
you're not a real marine unless you have a stripper story ..................... I hooked with one that worked a joint in San Diego then she moved up to Vegas
too scared of your enormous penis?

I'm more of a technique guy

2009-11-01 21:29:18

#13

ATG: Banned; +5,233|6527|Global Command

SEREMAKER wrote:
ATG wrote:
SEREMAKER wrote:
you're not a real marine unless you have a stripper story s
Then I am a marine. Finally something to brag about!
we'll let you be Navy ...........

dibs on seal badge.

Macbeth wrote:
So you can totally have sex with the strippers?!

protip; go to a strip club, pay for a lap dance and whisper to her " what would your daddy say. "

That wins them every time.

2009-11-01 21:30:13

#14

SEREMAKER: BABYMAKIN EXPERT √; +2,187|6566|Mountains of NC

S3v3N wrote:
SEREMAKER wrote:
ATG wrote:

Then I am a marine. Finally something to brag about!
we'll let you be Navy ...........
Air Force TBH.

he likes showing his nuts ................ soooooo its a head scratcher

2009-11-01 21:30:43

#15

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6150|what

ATG wrote:
protip; go to a strip club, pay for a lap dance and whisper to her " what would your daddy say. "

That wins them every time.

Well it's a fair observation that strippers have daddy issues.

2009-11-01 21:30:54

#16

S3v3N: lolwut?; +685|6516|Montucky

a submariner.. or bubblehead if you will..

2009-11-01 21:31:33

#17

Macbeth: Banned; +2,444|5583

AussieReaper wrote:
ATG wrote:
protip; go to a strip club, pay for a lap dance and whisper to her " what would your daddy say. "

That wins them every time.
Well it's a fair observation that strippers have daddy issues.

Yeah I think that would probably offend one of them rather than get me laid.

2009-11-01 21:40:39

#18

Hurricane2k9: Pendulous Sweaty Balls; +1,538|5699|College Park, MD

call her a disease-ridden whore with no respect for her body

it's like putting 20 dildos in them at once.

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2009-11-01 21:41:38

#19

S3v3N: lolwut?; +685|6516|Montucky

some strippers though.. its like throwing a hot dog down a hallway

2009-11-01 21:42:19

#20

Hurricane2k9: Pendulous Sweaty Balls; +1,538|5699|College Park, MD

S3v3N wrote:
some strippers though.. its like throwing a hot dog down a hallway

hydrogen atom in the milky way

2009-11-01 21:43:28

#21

SEREMAKER: BABYMAKIN EXPERT √; +2,187|6566|Mountains of NC

skip the fisting ........ go for the calfing

2009-11-01 21:44:11

#22

Red Forman: Banned; +402|5398

days inn outside of camp lejune. hot. lol.

2009-11-01 21:44:11

#23

Hurricane2k9: Pendulous Sweaty Balls; +1,538|5699|College Park, MD

SEREMAKER wrote:
skip the fisting ........ go for the calfing

when faced with such a situation it's best to use your head

2009-11-01 21:46:15

#24

Dilbert_X: The X stands for; +1,810|6103|eXtreme to the maX

Macbeth wrote:
I've never been to one even though I'm 12 19.

The way I always figured it is that; the women there really aren't into you or like you at all or whatever stories you tell her or care to laugh at your jokes but really just want your money. Once you run out of money they'll ignore you until you get more cash.

Correct, as long as you remember that you should be OK.

You can't touch them.

Depends, its better to ask first though

You won't be able to have sex with them.

See above

So what is the point of going and flirting with a bunch of women who are only going to like me until I run out of cash and once I run out have to go home horny since they won't have sex with me?

Its an experience, try it, just for educational purposes

Its nice to see a perfect body now and then, it helps you feel good about the world.

If you're not an attractive bloke its nice to have a pretty semi-clad girl laugh and smile with you once in a while, even if it does cost a bit.

Across many cultures its pretty normal to have a good meal, some booze and watch a nice girl wiggling her stuff.
The arabs have been doing it for millenia.

Русский военный корабль, иди на хуй!

2009-11-01 21:46:46

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SEREMAKER: BABYMAKIN EXPERT √; +2,187|6566|Mountains of NC

Hurricane2k9 wrote:
SEREMAKER wrote:
skip the fisting ........ go for the calfing
when faced with such a situation it's best to use your head

listen for the echo

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