Mice in my flat :(

2009-11-01 12:57:25

#1

wah1188: You orrible caaaaaaan't; +321|6461|UK

Mice in my flat I'm waiting until tomorrow for the pest control people to come. In case that doesn't work what's everyone elses own experiences in dealing with these horrible little cunts that shit everywhere.

Oh and for the mouse lovers FUCK OFF AND DIE YOU CUNTS YOUR INPUT IS NOT NEEDED.

2009-11-01 12:57:43

#2

jsnipy: ...; +3,276|6524|...

cat /thread

2009-11-01 12:58:48

#3

Zimmer: Un Moderador; +1,688|6757|Scotland

Here is what I would do:

Find where they are.

Grab deodorant can.

Grab lighter.

Turn on lighter, hold infront of deodorant can.

Aim deodorant can at mice.

Spray can.

Profit.

2009-11-01 12:59:25

#4

FEOS: Bellicose Yankee Air Pirate; +1,182|6412|'Murka

Clean your shit up.

“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.”
― Albert Einstein
Doing the popular thing is not always right. Doing the right thing is not always popular

2009-11-01 13:01:23

#5

wah1188: You orrible caaaaaaan't; +321|6461|UK

FEOS wrote:
Clean your shit up.

We've only literally just moved into this flat, the girls that lived on this floor last year had the same problem.

2009-11-01 13:01:26

#6

Macbeth: Banned; +2,444|5587

jsnipy wrote:
cat /thread

2009-11-01 13:02:42

#7

CanadianLoser: Meow :3 :3; +1,148|6509

Zimmer wrote:
Here is what I would do:

Find where they are.

Grab deodorant can.

Grab lighter.

Turn on lighter, hold infront of deodorant can.

Aim deodorant can at mice.

Spray can.

Profit.

no, no, no, Zimmer

What you do is fill a condom with deodorant, blow it up and make a flamethrower out of it. Works like a charm, or so I hear

2009-11-01 13:06:37

#8

FEOS: Bellicose Yankee Air Pirate; +1,182|6412|'Murka

wah1188 wrote:
FEOS wrote:
Clean your their shit up.
We've only literally just moved into this flat, the girls that lived on this floor last year had the same problem.

fixed

skanky whores.

“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.”
― Albert Einstein
Doing the popular thing is not always right. Doing the right thing is not always popular

2009-11-01 13:07:35

#9

Metal-Eater-GR: I can haz titanium paancakez?; +490|6273

Zimmer wrote:
Here is what I would do:

Find where they are.

Grab deodorant can.

Grab lighter.

Turn on lighter, hold infront of deodorant can.

Aim deodorant can at mice.

Spray can.

Profit.

Add french fries.

Add ketchup.

Fork & knife.

Profit.

2009-11-01 13:09:03

#10

N00bkilla55404: Voices are calling...; +136|5932|Somewhere out in Space

Macbeth wrote:
jsnipy wrote:
cat /thread

2009-11-01 13:10:25

#11

tuckergustav: ...; +1,590|5915|...

We get mice in our house around this time of year...traps and d-con.

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2009-11-01 13:10:31

#12

wah1188: You orrible caaaaaaan't; +321|6461|UK

Lol I'm not going to buy a cat either. It is a rented student flat.

The flat is clean there is nothing actually lying about for the mice.

2009-11-01 13:12:22

#13

Uzique: dasein.; +2,865|6472

i killed a mouse with a snooker cue once. it terrorised me for months and made me lose a LOT of sleep with it's shitty scratching-away-at-the-walls. didnt fall for traps or pest-control experts. elusive fucker. woke me up one night and i thought i heard it underneath my computer desk... gave the space a good swipin' with a nearby snooker cue and killed him outright. buried him outdoors in the snow that same night. RIP.

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2009-11-01 13:15:35

#14

tuckergustav: ...; +1,590|5915|...

Whatever you do...do not get a sticky trap... I heard they will chew off their own legs to get free...then you have a bloody trail through your place...or if you want them to suffer...get a sticky trap.

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2009-11-01 13:27:09