ATG
Banned
+5,233|6814|Global Command
So, two pilots are locked in the cabin of the aeroplane. They apparently were so engaged in " something " that they overshot the airport by 150 miles.

78 minutes passed with zero contact. They come on the cockpit radio and say " there has been some bickering but we'll be landing soon. "

Link later when get home but just google it.

I keep asking myself how it could be possible that they went silent and there is only one logical explanation;


The pilots were having sex.
Superior Mind
(not macbeth)
+1,755|6978

ATG wrote:

The pilots were having sex.
Terrorist sex.
Doctor Strangelove
Real Battlefield Veterinarian.
+1,758|6753
[ ] DST worthy

This post seems more in lines with EE in terms of topic, and potential for discussion.

But then again DST is just Epic Fail Section anyway so why do I care?
KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
+2,982|6917|949

This is so DST-worthy
Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|5987|College Park, MD
In other news, I took a really good shit a few hours ago
https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/36793/marylandsig.jpg
S3v3N
lolwut?
+685|6803|Montucky
Out in the Desert late one night.
The grunts got into a hell of a fight.
They got on the hook and called us in.
Arty Arty Where ya Been?
Superior Mind
(not macbeth)
+1,755|6978
Maybe they were smoking a fat one (a blunt that is).
Poseidon
Fudgepack DeQueef
+3,253|6823|Long Island, New York
We were talking about this in flight school today and someone actually shouted at my 70 year old ground instructor "maybe they were having sex?".

True story.
mtb0minime
minimember
+2,418|6940

My first thought was that they were drinking and smoking da ganja, mon.


Anyways, fire them. Or at least restrict them from flying commercial airlines for a year or two.

Last edited by mtb0minime (2009-10-23 18:41:22)

Kmar
Truth is my Bitch
+5,695|6886|132 and Bush

They fell asleep I think.
Xbone Stormsurgezz
Superior Mind
(not macbeth)
+1,755|6978

Kmarion wrote:

They fell asleep I think.
Also likely. Maybe they fell asleep while bumming each other with blunts in their mouths.
Kmar
Truth is my Bitch
+5,695|6886|132 and Bush

I heard Peter Griffin was flying.
Xbone Stormsurgezz
BN
smells like wee wee
+159|7053
Another quality thread by ATG
AussieReaper
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+5,761|6438|what

Fell asleep with auto pilot on.

Both of them...?
https://i.imgur.com/maVpUMN.png
Kmar
Truth is my Bitch
+5,695|6886|132 and Bush

BN wrote:

Another quality thread by ATG
What? .. I commercial airliner overshooting it's target by 150 miles. That is pretty serious. It's shows neglect.. very dangerous.
Xbone Stormsurgezz
Kmar
Truth is my Bitch
+5,695|6886|132 and Bush

AussieReaper wrote:

Fell asleep with auto pilot on.

Both of them...?
That's my bet. They have to have sensors that warn them. I find it very hard to believe that they were ignored if they were conscious.. no matter how busy they might have been doing other things. I've been following this story for two days on the local radio station. A few commercial pilots called in and they pretty much agreed.

http://minnesota.publicradio.org/collec … ly_e.shtml

It has happened before.. recently.
Xbone Stormsurgezz
Spark
liquid fluoride thorium reactor
+874|6960|Canberra, AUS

Kmarion wrote:

BN wrote:

Another quality thread by ATG
What? .. I commercial airliner overshooting it's target by 150 miles. That is pretty serious. It's shows neglect.. very dangerous.
I was about to say. Who knows what was 150 miles beyond? A city?

In any case post 9/11 people would have to be watching any aircraft deviating from flightplan a lot very closely - though marine can fill in on tha tone.
The paradox is only a conflict between reality and your feeling what reality ought to be.
~ Richard Feynman
trex1210
I am Canadian
+72|6544|B.C. Canada
Actually. BC ferries had a ferry sink a couple years ago close to my hometown because apparently the 2 people who were on watch on the bridge were to busy doing the dirty and didn't change the course like they are supposed to so the ferry ended up hitting rocks and sinking.
Kmar
Truth is my Bitch
+5,695|6886|132 and Bush

Spark wrote:

Kmarion wrote:

BN wrote:

Another quality thread by ATG
What? .. I commercial airliner overshooting it's target by 150 miles. That is pretty serious. It's shows neglect.. very dangerous.
I was about to say. Who knows what was 150 miles beyond? A city?

In any case post 9/11 people would have to be watching any aircraft deviating from flightplan a lot very closely - though marine can fill in on tha tone.
I was thinking the same.
http://minnesota.publicradio.org/collec … d_up.shtml
A silent jetliner is heading toward a major American city and the military didn't intercept it. Why not? The threat the situation posed was demonstrated clearly on 9/11.


    "Before the fighters could get airborne, FAA re-established communications with the pilots of the Northwest Airlines commercial airliner and subsequently."
According to officials, the plane stopped talking to controllers while it was over Kansas. The plane's flight path, however, only took it over a sliver of Kansas, specifically over Goodland, Kansas. The plane was over Goodland at 7:03 p.m. on Wednesday evening, while it was still under the direction of air traffic controllers in Colorado.

According to the plane's flight record, it did not change its flight path until 8:15 p.m., when we can safely assume the pilots either (a) stopped fighting with each other or (b) woke up and realized what was happening.

The fact that NORAD says the flight wasn't intercepted because by the time fighter jets could be launched, Minneapolis controllers re-established contact, invites us to see when the jets could have intercepted the airliner.

NORAD won't say where the fighters were stationed that were "on alert," but it's not hard to figure out. Madison has the most active Air National Guard base in the Upper Midwest. Indeed, CNN confirms that Madison was the base on alert.

Goodland, Kansas, is 600 miles by air. The jet didn't pass over Minneapolis St. Paul until 7:53 p.m. -- 50 minutes after it "went dark." The 115th Fighter Wing in Madison flies F-16 jets. F-16s fly about 300 knots per hour in cruise, but can fly much faster when they've got a good reason to. F-16 pilots I've talked to say the fastest they've gone is in the vicinity of 800 knots, so let's just say with an American city under a possible threat, they'd got about 700 knots -- that's 805 mph.

Madison is 198 miles from Minneapolis St. Paul or about 15 minutes for an F-16 in a hurry. If the military wanted to intercept a threat before it reached Minneapolis St. Paul, the area around Redwood Falls would've been the place to do it. That's 20 minutes away for an "on alert" F-16 in Madison.

To have been able to do that, the order to intercept would've had to have been given by 7:34 p.m., or almost a half hour after the plane "went dark." That obviously didn't happen. The military either didn't know about a plane that had been flying without being in contact for a half an hour, or they did know about it and the decision was made not to intercept the possible threat. We don't know; nobody's talking.

"I've told you more than I needed to," Keith Holloway of the National Transportation Safety Board told MPR's Marty Moylan today after telling him, well, nothing.

Taking NORAD's press release at face value, there's still the question of why the planes weren't in the air at all. Let's assume it's one minute before contact was re-established (i.e. 8:14 p.m.). That still means that an hour and 13 minutes after a jetliner stopped communicating with the ground controllers, the military still had not taken steps to intercept it.

It's true, however, that the plane's altitude hadn't changed over that time, indicating no apparent threat, but if it had been under the control of hijackers, waiting until it did to launch jets to intercept it would've been -- like 9/11 -- far too little and far too late.

In a statement today, the Transportation Security Administration provided little insight into a simple question:


    TSA was aware of and monitored the situation working with our federal and stakeholder partners. As part of our procedures for events of this nature, TSA protocol included checking possible screening anomalies from the departing airport, checking to see if Federal Air Marshals were onboard, notification to the airline, as well as TSA and DHS leadership. TSA also participated in briefing conference calls with other federal partners and continued to monitor the situation.

Coincidentally, an aircraft was intercepted by fighter jets on Wednesday. The pilot of a small plane stopped communicating (it turns out, he was likely dead or incapacitated) over Indiana and fighter jets followed it until it crashed.

It took the pilots about 5 minutes to intercept the plane.

In Minnesota, of course, everything turned out fine. But what if it hadn't? What questions would we be asking today?
Xbone Stormsurgezz
lowing
Banned
+1,662|6936|USA

ATG wrote:

So, two pilots are locked in the cabin of the aeroplane. They apparently were so engaged in " something " that they overshot the airport by 150 miles.

78 minutes passed with zero contact. They come on the cockpit radio and say " there has been some bickering but we'll be landing soon. "

Link later when get home but just google it.

I keep asking myself how it could be possible that they went silent and there is only one logical explanation;


The pilots were having sex.
They were asleep, I guarantee it
Red Forman
Banned
+402|5685

lowing wrote:

They were asleep, I guarantee it
gee you think?
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,816|6391|eXtreme to the maX
Could have been sulking.

'You fly the plane'
'No you fly the plane'
'Fuck you.'
'No fuck you.'

And so on.

Last edited by Dilbert_X (2009-10-24 07:26:54)

Fuck Israel
ghettoperson
Member
+1,943|6934

Clearly this is why gays shouldn't be allowed to do anything important. They'll just end up having sex.
lowing
Banned
+1,662|6936|USA

Red Forman wrote:

lowing wrote:

They were asleep, I guarantee it
gee you think?
Happens all the time, however, usually they are awake enough to answer ATC when they call. Even have nice little foot rests on the instrument panels to prop their feet on so they can get more comfy.
Marconius
One-eyed Wonder Mod
+368|6979|San Francisco
They must have been arguing about the air-speed velocity of a coconut-laden swallow.  That's the only explanation that makes sense.

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