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2009-10-07 12:54:07

#1

steelie34: pub hero!; +603|6378|the land of bourbon

Somali pirate error ends with 5 in French brig

Somali pirates in two skiffs fired on a French navy vessel early Wednesday after apparently mistaking it for a commercial boat, the French military said. The French ship gave chase and captured five suspected pirates.

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2009-10-07 12:57:19

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ICCULUS: Free Sam, Ban Finray.; +418|5421|Athens, GA

lol

"There were five suspected pirates on board. No arms, no water, no food," Prazuck said.

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2009-10-07 12:59:13

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King_County_Downy: shitfaced; +2,791|6594|Seattle

They threw all their guns n shit in the drink before they got boarded.

Dumbasses nonetheless.

Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it

2009-10-07 12:59:59

#4

mtb0minime: minimember; +2,418|6651

"No arms". That's probably the only way the French managed to chase after and catch them.

2009-10-07 13:02:18

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GodFather: Blademaster's bottom bitch; +387|6216|Phoenix, AZ

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...about 250 nautical miles (290 statute miles) off Somalia's coast, Prazuck said.

In that shit ass little boat? Damn. Those guys have some balls

2009-10-07 13:04:03

#6

Stimey: +786|6117|Ontario | Canada

Somalia is probably the greatest country ever.

2009-10-07 13:04:49

#7

steelie34: pub hero!; +603|6378|the land of bourbon

GodFather wrote:
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...about 250 nautical miles (290 statute miles) off Somalia's coast, Prazuck said.
In that shit ass little boat? Damn. Those guys have some balls

they actually have floating "skiff cities" i guess. a bunch of them will drift around the ocean re-fueling and harassing boats. they only go to land when they need to resupply.

2009-10-07 13:05:00

#8

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|6618|London, England

GodFather wrote:
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...about 250 nautical miles (290 statute miles) off Somalia's coast, Prazuck said.
In that shit ass little boat? Damn. Those guys have some balls

Most of the time they launch from a bigger boat. So they don't exactly make a 580 mile round trip on that peice of shit. They travel on a larger piece of shit first

2009-10-07 13:10:37

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aerodynamic: FOCKING HELL; +241|5750|Roma

Why not just nuke bomb Somalia and Africa.
Everybody is deing anyway for various reasons, jsut nuke the whole place, wait a couple of years, share the resources among various countries world hunger, poverty solved.
am i a genius or what.

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2009-10-07 13:11:51

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Finray: Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro; +2,629|5785|Catherine Black

aerodynamic wrote:
Why not just nuke bomb Somalia and Africa.
Everybody is deing anyway for various reasons, jsut nuke the whole place, wait a couple of years, share the resources among various countries world hunger, poverty solved.
am i a genius or what.

Are you drunk?

Also I already solved world hunger.

http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=131006

2009-10-07 13:15:36

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aerodynamic: FOCKING HELL; +241|5750|Roma

Finray wrote:
aerodynamic wrote:
Why not just nuke bomb Somalia and Africa.
Everybody is deing anyway for various reasons, jsut nuke the whole place, wait a couple of years, share the resources among various countries world hunger, poverty solved.
am i a genius or what.
Are you drunk?

Also I already solved world hunger.

http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=131006

i think its a genius idea.
give the ex.somalia land to north korea so kim is happy and he can finally shut up.

2009-10-07 13:31:36

#12

Sydney: 2λчиэλ; +783|6840|Reykjavík, Iceland.

SOMALIAN PIRATES WE!

Sorry, had to be done

2009-10-07 13:36:50

#13

steelie34: pub hero!; +603|6378|the land of bourbon

Sydney wrote:
SOMALIAN PIRATES WE!

Sorry, had to be done

im actually surprised no one has shopped the surrender pic. i even put this in EE

2009-10-07 13:37:28

#14

Kmar: Truth is my Bitch; +5,695|6597|132 and Bush

I just read about this..

Two soldiers aboard the French warship "The Nivose" search for Somali pirates in May 2009. The French navy has captured several Somali pirates who attacked their fuel supply ship from a skiff

Sydney wrote:
SOMALIAN PIRATES WE!

Sorry, had to be done

..and a tricky laddie doo

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2009-10-07 13:37:48

#15

presidentsheep: Back to the Fuhrer; +208|5958|Places 'n such

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I'd type my pc specs out all fancy again but teh mods would remove it. Again.

2009-10-07 13:41:25

#16

S.Lythberg: Mastermind; +429|6443|Chicago, IL

for all the hating we do toward the french here (much of it warranted), you do have to admire their "we'll fucking kill you" attitude towards pirates.

2009-10-07 13:43:21

#17

Kmar: Truth is my Bitch; +5,695|6597|132 and Bush

S.Lythberg wrote:
for all the hating we do toward the french here (much of it warranted), you do have to admire their "we'll fucking kill you" attitude towards pirates.

No, much of it unwarranted tbh.

Xbone Stormsurgezz

2009-10-07 13:43:42

#18

Pug: UR father's brother's nephew's former roommate; +652|6539|Texas - Bigger than France

Jesus...

THAT'S what we are worried about re: pirates?

2009-10-07 13:44:08

#19

S.Lythberg: Mastermind; +429|6443|Chicago, IL

Kmarion wrote:
S.Lythberg wrote:
for all the hating we do toward the french here (much of it warranted), you do have to admire their "we'll fucking kill you" attitude towards pirates.
No, much of it unwarranted tbh.

they're still rude

2009-10-07 13:44:40

#20

Sydney: 2λчиэλ; +783|6840|Reykjavík, Iceland.

Kmarion wrote:
S.Lythberg wrote:
for all the hating we do toward the french here (much of it warranted), you do have to admire their "we'll fucking kill you" attitude towards pirates.
No, much of it unwarranted tbh.

I must agree.

1. They surrendered to Germany in WWII
2. Most french people I've met are douchebags

That's pretty much all that makes them stand out.

2009-10-07 13:49:36

#21

Kmar: Truth is my Bitch; +5,695|6597|132 and Bush

Sydney wrote:
Kmarion wrote:
S.Lythberg wrote:
for all the hating we do toward the french here (much of it warranted), you do have to admire their "we'll fucking kill you" attitude towards pirates.
No, much of it unwarranted tbh.
I must agree.

1. They surrendered to Germany in WWII
2. Most french people I've met are douchebags

That's pretty much all that makes them stand out.

They officially surrendered to save innocent lives. .. but the French resistance was a crucial part of the allied victory in Europe.

Douchbags everywhere. My grandparents were French and they were the furthest thing from "douchbags"

Xbone Stormsurgezz

2009-10-07 13:51:09

#22

Finray: Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro; +2,629|5785|Catherine Black

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2009-10-07 13:57:37

#23

presidentsheep: Back to the Fuhrer; +208|5958|Places 'n such

Finray wrote:
presidentsheep wrote:
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The great debate:

Pirates or Ninjas??

Discuss. (lel)

I'd type my pc specs out all fancy again but teh mods would remove it. Again.

2009-10-07 15:58:31

#24

TSI: Cholera in the time of love; +247|5977|Toronto

Sydney wrote:
Kmarion wrote:
S.Lythberg wrote:
for all the hating we do toward the french here (much of it warranted), you do have to admire their "we'll fucking kill you" attitude towards pirates.
No, much of it unwarranted tbh.
I must agree.

1. They surrendered to Germany in WWII
2. Most french people I've met are douchebags

That's pretty much all that makes them stand out.

1. Name me five wars that the French have lost.
2. You've met how many?

Back on topic: this seems to be happening often. Do our ships really look like container vessels? Stupid idiots.

I like pie.

2009-10-07 19:03:45

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ROGUEDD: BF2s. A Liberal Gang of Faggots.; +452|5385|Fuck this.

Pirate ninja Jesus. Somebody go find the pic, I'm too lazy to do it.

Make X-meds a full member, for the sake of 15 year old anal gangbang porn watchers everywhere!

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