god damn it adams. 
Nothing less romantic other than being asked 'is it in yet?' really. Picture it. Bare in mind though I rarely shag, I honestly make love and the Mrs rips it outta me for that.Adams_BJ wrote:
I don't think I've ever shagged a girl that hasn't been bare down there.
You lying there with a floppy wet numb cock, she got jizz dribbling down her leg, and you start flicking your tongue back and fore out ya mouth as you were about 20 mins before hand. Your rolling your tongue around ya mouth, you can feel it tween tongue and bridge of mouth. You start grabbing the tip of your tongue with index finger and thumb trying to get the fucker off. Jut as you do you feel something brush the back of your index finger, it offers a slight tickle, your mind starts ticking 'wtf, whats that'? 'What just brushed my finger'. 'ITS A FUCKING PUBE EWWWWWWWWWWWW'.
How the fuck did it end up in ya teeth like forgotten dental floss? I must of ripped it out, why didnt she yelp? (makes her sound like a dog). You finally get that fucker out and just as your nodding off avoiding the wet patch or taking it for the team, you feel one right at the top of your neck, back of your throat, you cant cough as she will click whats up and the romance has gone totally, bad enough her ass cheek is stuck to the sheets with cold spunk, but your in the back of her going 'yakkkk akkkk cough cough, akkkkkk'.
Fucking nightmare.
Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.
Am I the only one who see's a fanny fart as a sence of achievement?
What's the difference between a fridge and a fanny?
Only the fanny farts where you take the meat out of it.
Only the fanny farts where you take the meat out of it.
AussieReaper wrote:
What's the difference between a fridge and a fanny?
Only the fanny farts where you take the meat out of it.
It's all about job satisfaction aint it eh?
Last edited by 1927 (2009-10-06 03:48:01)
Haha. I try not to tell stories of my love life, all the AU crew know her, one actually talks to her on a regular basis
My Mrs dosent know about '27' though so Im safe for nowAdams_BJ wrote:
Haha. I try not to tell stories of my love life, all the AU crew know her, one actually talks to her on a regular basis
To answer your questions: Sure, there are longboards that withstand weather, but mine isn't covered with anything on the sides as the deck's homemade. As for the bearings, once they're shot, they're shot. They're not more than € 15-20 a set, but still. WD40 doesn't help when the damage is done.1927 wrote:
Fuck Fck. You know they treat all kinds of timber nowadays, decking, fences, all kinds of shit, but not longboards? Sounds sarky, but seriously, they cant varnish a fucking board? Come on.
Im too old to go fucking around in the cold unless I have to, I do for hockey, both when im playing and coaching.
As for the bearings wouldnt WD40 come to your rescue and prolong the life of your hobby?
All obvious questions I know but Im a simple lad really.
I need around tree fiddy.
oh god why did '27 have to have caps lock on without realising it during my last karma
lol. 27 is great in the sack, or boned a darkie. Dunno which.
I did arf way through it, but couldnt be fucked to delete and uncaps etc as its on Karma. Its a good karma though I feel and its true what I said. I did shaft a coloured girl a few years back now, but yet my next/current gf is White. Once you've had black you'll never go back - Dont belive a word for it, but next time Im against a hairy fanny ........... thats a toughie.AussieReaper wrote:
oh god why did '27 have to have caps lock on without realising it during my last karma
Well my Finnish friend that is a fucker Im afraid. I hate putting my cricket bat away (unless of course Mrs gets cheeky) but it means I pick my hockey stick up as summer switches to Autumn. Find a new pasttime to do during the winter and before you know the lil birds will be tweeting, people will be talking about the World Cup and you can get ya longbord out at the puddles fuck off for another 6 months or so.DonFck wrote:
To answer your questions: Sure, there are longboards that withstand weather, but mine isn't covered with anything on the sides as the deck's homemade. As for the bearings, once they're shot, they're shot. They're not more than € 15-20 a set, but still. WD40 doesn't help when the damage is done.1927 wrote:
Fuck Fck. You know they treat all kinds of timber nowadays, decking, fences, all kinds of shit, but not longboards? Sounds sarky, but seriously, they cant varnish a fucking board? Come on.
Im too old to go fucking around in the cold unless I have to, I do for hockey, both when im playing and coaching.
As for the bearings wouldnt WD40 come to your rescue and prolong the life of your hobby?
All obvious questions I know but Im a simple lad really.
BothAdams_BJ wrote:
lol. 27 is great in the sack, or boned a darkie. Dunno which.
woo!
hoo!
innit. The place has gone to fucking sleep. Im on about cunnigulus (not a roman emporer) and you lot all fall asleep. Bunch of fucking poofs or summat. Too busy wanking over police cars or Laura's bloody hair.
chicks that smoke have disgusting vag's.
AussieReaper wrote:
My dog has no nose!
How does he smell?!
Awful!Finray wrote:
AussieReaper wrote:
My dog has no nose!
How does he smell?!
Chicks who drink too much cider. Gives a whole new meaning to the word "sourpuss".Adams_BJ wrote:
chicks that smoke have disgusting vag's.
I need around tree fiddy.
Bahaha!AussieReaper wrote:
Awful!Finray wrote:
AussieReaper wrote:
My dog has no nose!
How does he smell?!
Im a smoker myself so dont bother me.Adams_BJ wrote:
chicks that smoke have disgusting vag's.
Chicks that eat garlic, onion and chicken vindaloo have smelly fannies. Get ya Mrs to suck you off after you have had a curry and see what she says. Dont ask me why but the power of the Biriani travels through ya Bob Munk and straight down her throat.
/noted