1927
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DonFck wrote:

1927 wrote:

DonFck wrote:


It was actually evening, maybe 7PM. The sun goes down early now. And I'm at work during sunlight-hours. A week ago we were out rolling friday night at 1AM for some slaloming around the drunks, though. It's a 24/7-kind of thing, as long as the tarmac's dry.
I did see you do some slaloming (thanks for the SP) I suppose cos of the size of your board you cant do an 'Ollie' or any of them spinning things, 360's and what not?  Its a shame that that place seems so flat, it looks like your down the docks area.  Must be good to go 'weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' down some big hill?  We have a docks area but if I went skateboarding there I would end up getting tangled in condoms and mugged by Somalian gentlemen.

A baraclava is what you put over ya head if you want to rob a bank or have suprise sex with a woman.  Some people use tights (non crotchless of course) some use Bara's.
We have hills, but they tend to end in busy intersections. We do them too, and it's awesome to go 30-40 kph down a hill, over a bridge and carve the center lines. Wheee! We were along the river that runs across town, but there are some small hills on both sides. You don't need much of a hill on a longboard to get your adrenaline on, though. With decent bearings and wheels it feels like there's no friction and you're accelerating in a 0.5 degree slope.

Longboards have their own tricks, none of which I have even tried yet. There's "chopping the wood", the "old school ollie", "cross-stepping" etc. I think I could try chopping the wood today..
Almost chopped the wood myself this morning as it happens, I woke up and I had a right angry cock going on.  It was well nasty.  Took me 10 mins of thinking about Maggie Thatcher just to get the fucker down as I was dying for a fag.  Im not walking round my house with a fucking boner when my housemates are in.

Will you do some tricks and come back and show us please?  Id be interested to see how you progress in this new sport/hobby of yours.
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1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6890|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
Cheez
Herman is a warmaphrodite
+1,027|6656|King Of The Islands

Snow is urban?
My state was founded by Batman. Your opinion is invalid.
DonFck
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1927 wrote:

Almost chopped the wood myself this morning as it happens, I woke up and I had a right angry cock going on.  It was well nasty.  Took me 10 mins of thinking about Maggie Thatcher just to get the fucker down as I was dying for a fag.  Im not walking round my house with a fucking boner when my housemates are in.
I absolutely love the way you tell stories.

1927 wrote:

Will you do some tricks and come back and show us please?  Id be interested to see how you progress in this new sport/hobby of yours.
Won't be before next spring that I'll be able to do anything, so we'll see about those tricks in May, awrite?. Winter is upon us soon.

Cheez wrote:

Snow is urban?
In snowy urban areas, duh.
I need around tree fiddy.
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
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Pretty much lol. All the cameras in this house won't stay on for longer than 30 secs, even with new batteries lol.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6890|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Cheez wrote:

Snow is urban?
Well yeah if it snows in 'yah hood' homie.

Mr Cheese - Mr Fck has been kindly sharing with us his longboarding experiences, Mr BJ added he wanted to go and suggested he was going to dress in that bandito thingy bob.  Mr BJ will probably go snowboarding and wear it, but if he wears it on his longboard (rules out the snow) then it will be in 'his hood', thus imo making it urban.  I also share the opinion that he looks like a terrosist.  It certanly scares the shit outta me Im not even in his hood.

Please dont make me get angry with you, you can clearly see I go all 'ziquey' when I do.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6890|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

DonFck wrote:

1927 wrote:

Almost chopped the wood myself this morning as it happens, I woke up and I had a right angry cock going on.  It was well nasty.  Took me 10 mins of thinking about Maggie Thatcher just to get the fucker down as I was dying for a fag.  Im not walking round my house with a fucking boner when my housemates are in.
I absolutely love the way you tell stories.

1927 wrote:

Will you do some tricks and come back and show us please?  Id be interested to see how you progress in this new sport/hobby of yours.
Won't be before next spring that I'll be able to do anything, so we'll see about those tricks in May, awrite?. Winter is upon us soon.

Cheez wrote:

Snow is urban?
In snowy urban areas, duh.
I love telling stories and hope you lot DON'T (fuck had to edit that I forgot DON'T) sit there thinking Im blagging (telling lies) I aint going to waste either of out time doing that

Why wont you go out in the rain?  Or like have you go shit loads of snow coming?  Dont they have any indoor arena's?  I will wait excitedly to see your tricks (I prolly forget tbh) but when you show us I will be ineterested to see how your coming along.

But most importantly, you being a mod and what not can edit your posts without leaving a trace, that in itself is a cool trick to pull.

Last edited by 1927 (2009-10-06 03:22:40)

AussieReaper
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tl;dr
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1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6890|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

AussieReaper wrote:

tl;dr
Oh fuck, whats that mean?
Cheez
Herman is a warmaphrodite
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tailor;doctor
My state was founded by Batman. Your opinion is invalid.
AussieReaper
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So, '27, you ever do it with a girl wearing a merkin?
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DonFck
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1927 wrote:

I love telling stories and hope you lot DON'T (fuck had to edit that I forgot DON'T) sit there thinking Im blagging (telling lies) I aint going to waste either of out time doing that

Why wont you go out in the rain?  Or like have you go shit loads of snow coming?  Dont they have any indoor arena's?  I will wait excitedly to see your tricks (I prolly forget tbh) but when you show us I will be ineterested to see how your coming along.

But most importantly, you being a mod and what not can edit your posts without leaving a trace, that in itself is a cool trick to pull.
I would never think you're lying. You tell colourful, in-depth and detailed stories, but I am quite sure they are true. Which in itself is a bit scary, but makes you all the more interesting as a person. I envy my fellow Finn Ultrafunkula for having the chance to kick it with you in Cardiff.

Rain fucks up the board, both the wood and the bearings. I hope there won't be any snow in at least a month or so, but as it gets colder, the longer time it takes for streets to dry up after the rain. It's been between -2 and +2 Centigrade by night this week, daytime temps are between 8 and 11. Scorchio? No, Nimbocumulus.
I need around tree fiddy.
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
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Calm like Hindu cow.
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
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AussieReaper wrote:

So, '27, you ever do it with a girl wearing a merkin?
I had a couple merkins come into the ski shop in July. Wondering what the fuck was in the water, all were tiny, but had huge tits and asses. NOMNOM
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6890|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

AussieReaper wrote:

So, '27, you ever do it with a girl wearing a merkin?
Thanks to yahoo I can tell your on about a muff wig arn't you?

No I havent.

I havent seen a hairy fanny for about 18 months now, oh tell I lie I saw my fat housemates a week last Thurs, I dunno who was more shown up, was fucking awful.
AussieReaper
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1927 wrote:

AussieReaper wrote:

So, '27, you ever do it with a girl wearing a merkin?
Thanks to yahoo I can tell your on about a muff wig arn't you?
Yeah.

It's also Australian slang for dickhead.

eg:

"Ya fuckin' merkin!"
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1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6890|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

DonFck wrote:

1927 wrote:

I love telling stories and hope you lot DON'T (fuck had to edit that I forgot DON'T) sit there thinking Im blagging (telling lies) I aint going to waste either of out time doing that

Why wont you go out in the rain?  Or like have you go shit loads of snow coming?  Dont they have any indoor arena's?  I will wait excitedly to see your tricks (I prolly forget tbh) but when you show us I will be ineterested to see how your coming along.

But most importantly, you being a mod and what not can edit your posts without leaving a trace, that in itself is a cool trick to pull.
I would never think you're lying. You tell colourful, in-depth and detailed stories, but I am quite sure they are true. Which in itself is a bit scary, but makes you all the more interesting as a person. I envy my fellow Finn Ultrafunkula for having the chance to kick it with you in Cardiff.

Rain fucks up the board, both the wood and the bearings. I hope there won't be any snow in at least a month or so, but as it gets colder, the longer time it takes for streets to dry up after the rain. It's been between -2 and +2 Centigrade by night this week, daytime temps are between 8 and 11. Scorchio? No, Nimbocumulus.
Fuck Fck.  You know they treat all kinds of timber nowadays, decking, fences, all kinds of shit, but not longboards?  Sounds sarky, but seriously, they cant varnish a fucking board?  Come on.

Im too old to go fucking around in the cold unless I have to, I do for hockey, both when im playing and coaching.

As for the bearings wouldnt WD40 come to your rescue and prolong the life of your hobby?

All obvious questions I know but Im a simple lad really.
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
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FUCK SPRING
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6890|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

AussieReaper wrote:

1927 wrote:

AussieReaper wrote:

So, '27, you ever do it with a girl wearing a merkin?
Thanks to yahoo I can tell your on about a muff wig arn't you?
Yeah.

It's also Australian slang for dickhead.

eg:

"Ya fuckin' merkin!"
I havent gagged on a pube in years mate and neither have I ever fucked a girl with a cock on her head.
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,054|6839|Little Bentcock
I don't think I've ever shagged a girl that hasn't been bare down there.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6890|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Adams_BJ wrote:

FUCK SPRING
Boing??
Cheez
Herman is a warmaphrodite
+1,027|6656|King Of The Islands

Adams_BJ wrote:

FUCK SPRING
It saved my marriage.
My state was founded by Batman. Your opinion is invalid.
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,054|6839|Little Bentcock
All the snow goes away. I'm having withdrawals. Someone, call an ambulance!
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