1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6977|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Adams_BJ wrote:

What about me 27
Your fucking lush you are cocker.


Or did you mean you wanted a hello?
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6977|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

1927 wrote:

Adams_BJ wrote:

What about me 27
Your fucking lush you are cocker.


Or did you mean you wanted a hello?
Well thats nice, I just spent almost 8 Mins thinking of all the compliments I can offer this fine young man and whats he do?  Fucks off elsewhere.  Or was looking at Grot and his Mrs walks in and in a mad panic closes all the internet screens down at once.
Jebus
Looking for my Scooper
+218|6068|Belgium
"Lockerz

Lockerz.com is temporarily down for upgrades.Please check back in a bit.

Thanks, The Lockerz Team

"

I wonder what kind of updates, lulz
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6778|6 6 4 oh, I forget

1927 wrote:

DonFck wrote:

1h22m, time for a revive.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqQhQSbe6fw
Didn't understand a word of that Don.  My Finnish isnt anywhere near as good as what it used to be.

Suomi - Suomi
Huh? But we gave you a lesson in Koskenkorva - English - Koskenkorva. Have you forgotten the lesson already??
DonFck
Hibernator
+3,227|6936|Finland

Ultrafunkula wrote:

1927 wrote:

DonFck wrote:

1h22m, time for a revive.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqQhQSbe6fw
Didn't understand a word of that Don.  My Finnish isnt anywhere near as good as what it used to be.

Suomi - Suomi
Huh? But we gave you a lesson in Koskenkorva - English - Koskenkorva. Have you forgotten the lesson already??
After a bottle, everyone can speak Finnish. Or at least Finglish. Had Downy consumed the whole bottle of Jallu, he would've too. He just murmured something in Navajo and passed out.
I need around tree fiddy.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6977|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
Funky - You gave us a lesson in football aswell mate.  I learned quite a lot during our afternoon and one of them being 'floorball'.  That Vodka was harsh but nice.  Bit like bondage with Miss Whiplash.
mcminty
Moderating your content for the Australian Govt.
+879|7025|Sydney, Australia

DonFck wrote:

After a bottle, everyone can speak Finnish. Or at least Finglish.
Interesting...









...brb
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,054|6927|Little Bentcock

1927 wrote:

Adams_BJ wrote:

What about me 27
Your fucking lush you are cocker.


Or did you mean you wanted a hello?
Please, go on

Spoiler (highlight to read):
was afk

Last edited by Adams_BJ (2009-10-05 04:12:01)

Cheez
Herman is a warmaphrodite
+1,027|6743|King Of The Islands

Email receipts.

Who the fuck responds to those?
My state was founded by Batman. Your opinion is invalid.
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,054|6927|Little Bentcock

Cheez wrote:

Email receipts.

Who the fuck responds to those?
I do, and I will continue to until I get a reply
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6977|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Adams_BJ wrote:

1927 wrote:

Adams_BJ wrote:

What about me 27
Your fucking lush you are cocker.


Or did you mean you wanted a hello?
Please, go on

Spoiler (highlight to read):
was afk
I like Mr Adams but his last two letters make me nervous as fuck really.  I dunno if he's selling or buying if you get me.  I do know though he has a Mrs but he could be a swinger, I dont think he is.  What I do know is he is knowledgeable, friendly, polite, dosent have pink hair, is genuine and one of the good ones.

  I can say this about all of his fellow Austrians, they are all a good bunch, they watch the cricket with a passion and follow every ball (when they are winning that is), they never take life to seriously and they will always try and help you.  For eg, if I was armless and needed a piss I know each and every one of them would be fighting over each other just to say 'I held 27's cock so he could piss', they are that friendly.  Their sence of humour is in line with mine and they are sports mad.  They got some right scary creepy crawlies running around but dont let that put you off them.

Tazz made me this sig and I still havent forgotten about the stickers I will make for him in return.

If Mr Adams wanted to marry my daughter I would be proud to call him 'Son', I cant give a bigger slap on the ass than that mate.  Sorry Mrs Adams I offer no offence by saying that but you bagged yaself a good un there love.
Cheez
Herman is a warmaphrodite
+1,027|6743|King Of The Islands

wat

I meant the "Someone has sent you another picture of a cat, would you like to acknowledge that you continue to use this address?"
My state was founded by Batman. Your opinion is invalid.
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,054|6927|Little Bentcock

1927 wrote:

Adams_BJ wrote:

1927 wrote:


Your fucking lush you are cocker.


Or did you mean you wanted a hello?
Please, go on

Spoiler (highlight to read):
was afk
I like Mr Adams but his last two letters make me nervous as fuck really.  I dunno if he's selling or buying if you get me.  I do know though he has a Mrs but he could be a swinger, I dont think he is.  What I do know is he is knowledgeable, friendly, polite, dosent have pink hair, is genuine and one of the good ones.

  I can say this about all of his fellow Austrians, they are all a good bunch, they watch the cricket with a passion and follow every ball (when they are winning that is), they never take life to seriously and they will always try and help you.  For eg, if I was armless and needed a piss I know each and every one of them would be fighting over each other just to say 'I held 27's cock so he could piss', they are that friendly.  Their sence of humour is in line with mine and they are sports mad.  They got some right scary creepy crawlies running around but dont let that put you off them.

Tazz made me this sig and I still havent forgotten about the stickers I will make for him in return.

If Mr Adams wanted to marry my daughter I would be proud to call him 'Son', I cant give a bigger slap on the ass than that mate.  Sorry Mrs Adams I offer no offence by saying that but you bagged yaself a good un there love.
Naw :3
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6977|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Adams_BJ wrote:

1927 wrote:

Adams_BJ wrote:


Please, go on

Spoiler (highlight to read):
was afk
I like Mr Adams but his last two letters make me nervous as fuck really.  I dunno if he's selling or buying if you get me.  I do know though he has a Mrs but he could be a swinger, I dont think he is.  What I do know is he is knowledgeable, friendly, polite, dosent have pink hair, is genuine and one of the good ones.

  I can say this about all of his fellow Austrians, they are all a good bunch, they watch the cricket with a passion and follow every ball (when they are winning that is), they never take life to seriously and they will always try and help you.  For eg, if I was armless and needed a piss I know each and every one of them would be fighting over each other just to say 'I held 27's cock so he could piss', they are that friendly.  Their sence of humour is in line with mine and they are sports mad.  They got some right scary creepy crawlies running around but dont let that put you off them.

Tazz made me this sig and I still havent forgotten about the stickers I will make for him in return.

If Mr Adams wanted to marry my daughter I would be proud to call him 'Son', I cant give a bigger slap on the ass than that mate.  Sorry Mrs Adams I offer no offence by saying that but you bagged yaself a good un there love.
Naw :3
Seeing as you would hold my cock for me and I would call you Son do me a favour please.  Karma Varegg for me please am I am out of karma for the day (nice chap and all that, or is it cos I almost offend everyone) and tell him 27 loves him.  Thanks Son.
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,054|6927|Little Bentcock
Np.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6977|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Adams_BJ wrote:

Np.
Thanks I'll Karma you now
Cheez
Herman is a warmaphrodite
+1,027|6743|King Of The Islands

1927 wrote:

Adams_BJ wrote:

1927 wrote:


Your fucking lush you are cocker.


Or did you mean you wanted a hello?
Please, go on

Spoiler (highlight to read):
was afk
I like Mr Adams but his last two letters make me nervous as fuck really.  I dunno if he's selling or buying if you get me.  I do know though he has a Mrs but he could be a swinger, I dont think he is.  What I do know is he is knowledgeable, friendly, polite, dosent have pink hair, is genuine and one of the good ones.

  I can say this about all of his fellow Austrians, they are all a good bunch, they watch the cricket with a passion and follow every ball (when they are winning that is), they never take life to seriously and they will always try and help you.  For eg, if I was armless and needed a piss I know each and every one of them would be fighting over each other just to say 'I held 27's cock so he could piss', they are that friendly.  Their sence of humour is in line with mine and they are sports mad.  They got some right scary creepy crawlies running around but dont let that put you off them.

Tazz made me this sig and I still havent forgotten about the stickers I will make for him in return.

If Mr Adams wanted to marry my daughter I would be proud to call him 'Son', I cant give a bigger slap on the ass than that mate.  Sorry Mrs Adams I offer no offence by saying that but you bagged yaself a good un there love.
You're*
My state was founded by Batman. Your opinion is invalid.
Flecco
iPod is broken.
+1,048|6969|NT, like Mick Dundee

1927 wrote:

Flecco wrote:

Hi all.
I tend to ignore these 'I have arrived' posts in this thread, even though I have some personal issues to deal with right now, I feel I should offer a welcome to you Flex.

So Hello Flex
Thanks very much.

How's tings?
Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6977|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Cheez wrote:

1927 wrote:

Adams_BJ wrote:


Please, go on

Spoiler (highlight to read):
was afk
I like Mr Adams but his last two letters make me nervous as fuck really.  I dunno if he's selling or buying if you get me.  I do know though he has a Mrs but he could be a swinger, I dont think he is.  What I do know is he is knowledgeable, friendly, polite, dosent have pink hair, is genuine and one of the good ones.

  I can say this about all of his fellow Austrians, (except Cheeze cos he picks on my Grandma) they are all a good bunch, they watch the cricket with a passion and follow every ball (when they are winning that is), they never take life to seriously and they will always try and help you.  For eg, if I was armless and needed a piss I know each and every one of them would be fighting over each other just to say 'I held 27's cock so he could piss', they are that friendly.  Their sence of humour is in line with mine and they are sports mad.  They got some right scary creepy crawlies running around but dont let that put you off them.

Tazz made me this sig and I still havent forgotten about the stickers I will make for him in return.

If Mr Adams wanted to marry my daughter I would be proud to call him 'Son', I cant give a bigger slap on the ass than that mate.  Sorry Mrs Adams I offer no offence by saying that but you bagged yaself a good un there love.
You're*
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,054|6927|Little Bentcock

1927 wrote:

Cheez wrote:

1927 wrote:

I like Mr Adams but his last two letters make me nervous as fuck really.  I dunno if he's selling or buying if you get me.  I do know though he has a Mrs but he could be a swinger, I dont think he is.  What I do know is he is knowledgeable, friendly, polite, dosent have pink hair, is genuine and one of the good ones.

  I can say this about all of his fellow Austrians, (except Cheeze cos he picks on my Grandma) they are all a good bunch, they watch the cricket with a passion and follow every ball (when they are winning that is), they never take life to seriously and they will always try and help you.  For eg, if I was armless and needed a piss I know each and every one of them would be fighting over each other just to say 'I held 27's cock so he could piss', they are that friendly.  Their sence of humour is in line with mine and they are sports mad.  They got some right scary creepy crawlies running around but dont let that put you off them.

Tazz made me this sig and I still havent forgotten about the stickers I will make for him in return.

If Mr Adams wanted to marry my daughter I would be proud to call him 'Son', I cant give a bigger slap on the ass than that mate.  Sorry Mrs Adams I offer no offence by saying that but you bagged yaself a good un there love.
You're*
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6977|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Flecco wrote:

1927 wrote:

Flecco wrote:

Hi all.
I tend to ignore these 'I have arrived' posts in this thread, even though I have some personal issues to deal with right now, I feel I should offer a welcome to you Flex.

So Hello Flex
Thanks very much.

How's tings?
Fucking shite.  I run my own biz with family and 1 other pokey ol fucker (who's dying) and us Directors havent been paid cos we havent got enough money.  Ive paid all the other staff but not us, nobody else needs a wage as bad as I do (yeah we all do) but I dont bring in any other money.  ie, Im not married etc.

My Mrs came in earlier looking like a million dollars and I wanted to nail the living shit outta her there and then but far to pro for all of that, so Im coping thanks mate, its hard but I get through it.

To get serious for a second - I have learned this at a very difficult time 'There is always someone worse off than you'.  Usually they arn't that far away from you either.

What about yaself Flex?  Good weekend?  Do any shagging?
Noobeater
Northern numpty
+194|6751|Boulder, CO
So i found out that i can't take Muay thai at uni as it would clash with my sunday hiking / fish and chips / pub day, so i am left with the choice of karate or taekwondo. I was thinking of Taekwondo but i would like any opinions that anyone may have in the matter.

Inb4 wax on, wax off grasshoppa! and other karate kid references.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6977|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Adams_BJ wrote:

1927 wrote:

Cheez wrote:


You're*
The ink on my will is still wet, its not too late to Tipex you out so careful how you tread young man.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6977|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Noobeater wrote:

So i found out that i can't take Muay thai at uni as it would clash with my sunday hiking / fish and chips / pub day, so i am left with the choice of karate or taekwondo. I was thinking of Taekwondo but i would like any opinions that anyone may have in the matter.

Inb4 wax on, wax off grasshoppa! and other karate kid references.
Havent they got Monopoly or Cluedo?  Maybe even Scrabble?
Noobeater
Northern numpty
+194|6751|Boulder, CO

1927 wrote:

Noobeater wrote:

So i found out that i can't take Muay thai at uni as it would clash with my sunday hiking / fish and chips / pub day, so i am left with the choice of karate or taekwondo. I was thinking of Taekwondo but i would like any opinions that anyone may have in the matter.

Inb4 wax on, wax off grasshoppa! and other karate kid references.
Havent they got Monopoly or Cluedo?  Maybe even Scrabble?
Nah someone nicked the little man in the car from the monopoly set and the lead piping from the cluedo set, they withdrew scrabble as they were fed up of people just spelling rude things with the letters.

Personally I blame sheffa for all the above problems.

Last edited by Noobeater (2009-10-05 04:43:26)

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