Stupid things you heard in school

2009-09-15 19:47:40

#1

Macbeth: Banned; +2,444|5823

What are some stupid things you have heard at university, school, or college from anyone teachers and fellow students.

For me

"Hurricane Katrina was caused by a bomb in the Ocean."
"Why do immigrants have to pay taxes? I don't think it's fair."

Last edited by Macbeth (2009-09-15 19:49:39)

2009-09-15 19:48:28

#2

13urnzz: Banned; +5,830|6735

reported.

2009-09-15 19:50:00

#3

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6391|what

Girl sitting next to me in biology:

"Is grass alive?"

Me: "Huh? Of course it is..."

Her: "But how does it breath, it has no mouth."

Another from her:

"What did the teacher say we were doing tomorrow, I wasn't listening."

Me: "We're dissecting a dinosaur..."

Her: "Really? Cool. Which one?"

2009-09-15 19:51:10

#4

Red Forman: Banned; +402|5638

"nipple rings on guys are cool"

2009-09-15 19:51:21

#5

bugz: Fission Mailed; +3,311|6550

"Is the Titanic a real ship?"

Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/ebug122

2009-09-15 19:51:45

#6

ICCULUS: Free Sam, Ban Finray.; +418|5662|Athens, GA

cool stories, brothers

2009-09-15 19:55:41

#7

13urnzz: Banned; +5,830|6735

been done before;

http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=128716

2009-09-15 19:58:59

#8

ICCULUS: Free Sam, Ban Finray.; +418|5662|Athens, GA

burnzz wrote:
been done before;

http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=128716

thats church yo

2009-09-15 20:00:21

#9

edlT: 2+2=Vagina; +46|5637|USA

"if u attach a 1tb hdd with usb u can make ur processor faster" -some weird ass kids we were walking by lolz

"who started the iraq war?"

"hitler??"

"erm..no."

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2009-09-15 20:03:42

#10

HaiBai: Your thoughts, insights, and musings on this matter intrigue me; +304|5722|Bolingbrook, Illinois

edlT wrote:
"if u attach a 1tb hdd with usb u can make ur processor faster" -some weird ass kids we were walking by lolz

Windows 7 takes advantage of USB drives and used the memory on it because it's faster then the paging file but slower then RAM.

2009-09-15 20:18:58

#11

TheDonkey: Eat my bearrrrrrrrrrr, Tonighttt; +163|5955|Vancouver, BC, Canada

HaiBai wrote:
edlT wrote:
"if u attach a 1tb hdd with usb u can make ur processor faster" -some weird ass kids we were walking by lolz
Windows 7 takes advantage of USB drives and used the memory on it because it's faster then the paging file but slower then RAM.

Vista does it too tbh.

2009-09-15 20:19:16

#12

TimmmmaaaaH: Damn, I... had something for this; +725|6677|Brisbane, Australia

HaiBai wrote:
edlT wrote:
"if u attach a 1tb hdd with usb u can make ur processor faster" -some weird ass kids we were walking by lolz
Windows 7 takes advantage of USB drives and used the memory on it because it's faster then the paging file but slower then RAM.

Memory/page file =/= processor speed >.>

https://bf3s.com/sigs/5e6a35c97adb20771c7b713312c0307c23a7a36a.png

2009-09-15 20:20:29

#13

blademaster: I'm moving to Brazil; +2,075|6883

TheDonkey wrote:
HaiBai wrote:
edlT wrote:
"if u attach a 1tb hdd with usb u can make ur processor faster" -some weird ass kids we were walking by lolz
Windows 7 takes advantage of USB drives and used the memory on it because it's faster then the paging file but slower then RAM.
Vista does it too tbh.

well wut have I heard recently hmm I know in the past I heard some people talking about how great Vista is...

Last edited by blademaster (2009-09-15 20:25:15)

2009-09-15 20:24:05

#14

Reddhedd: trolawlawl; +188|6683|EE Chat

on 9/11/01, the day the twin towers were attacked.
"They also were going to shoot a missle at the Statue of Liberty"

2009-09-15 20:25:32

#15

mtb0minime: minimember; +2,418|6892

"Did you guys know the jackalope is real? There's scientific evidence proving it exists. It's a really interesting story, you guys should check it out."

No one said anything because we thought he was joking. But then after an extremely long awkward silence, we realized he was being serious.

Last edited by mtb0minime (2009-09-15 20:26:11)

2009-09-15 20:25:54

#16

HaiBai: Your thoughts, insights, and musings on this matter intrigue me; +304|5722|Bolingbrook, Illinois

TimmmmaaaaH wrote:
HaiBai wrote:
edlT wrote:
"if u attach a 1tb hdd with usb u can make ur processor faster" -some weird ass kids we were walking by lolz
Windows 7 takes advantage of USB drives and used the memory on it because it's faster then the paging file but slower then RAM.
Memory/page file =/= processor speed >.>

If the page file is being used, then processor speed increases because it can use the memory off of the USB.

2009-09-15 20:26:29

#17

Stimey: +786|6358|Ontario | Canada

"Isn't there a bridge between Africa and South America?"

2009-09-15 20:31:04

#18

Miggle: FUCK UBISOFT; +1,411|6980|FUCK UBISOFT

Stimey wrote:
"Isn't there a bridge between Africa and South America?"

from brazil to north africa.

True Story.

2009-09-15 20:34:10

#19

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6738|so randum

a guy in my form thought the equater was a massive motorway

Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella

2009-09-15 20:35:20

#20

Miggle: FUCK UBISOFT; +1,411|6980|FUCK UBISOFT

A guy I know thought that the IDL worked like any other time zone line.

2009-09-15 20:54:08

#21

mcgid1: Meh...; +129|6954|Austin, TX/San Antonio, TX

Most of these came from one person I had a class with a few years back...

"The moon landings were completely faked in a movie studio"

"It's impossible to shoot a plane down with a missile cause the physics are too complex"

I know there's more, I just can't remember them right now...

Some others

"We should have done nothing in response to September 11th" - One of my freshman year profs

"Soldiers are drugged up baby killers" - same prof

"The United States has no reason to maintain any military" - same prof

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2009-09-15 20:57:12

#22

S3v3N: lolwut?; +685|6756|Montucky

We invaded Iraq to steal their oil.

2009-09-15 22:48:42

#23

GodFather: Blademaster's bottom bitch; +387|6457|Phoenix, AZ

"Wait, is the earth round?"

-Some freshman girl in my class

I LOLD HARD.

2009-09-15 23:39:50

#24

Little BaBy JESUS: m8; +394|6386|'straya

Best one from some dumb bitch in my grade (who was expelled like a month after joining the school lol)

"Were Tutankhamen and Hitler the same person?"

Holy fuck I lol'd

2009-09-16 00:16:48

#25

DrunkFace: Germans did 911; +427|6919|Disaster Free Zone

Didn't hear it at school but.

'America will never have a president with a Jewish name.'

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