Due to budget cuts and the fact that all senior officers of the Bf2s Army are incredibly tight-arsed, the Bf2s.com Army has opted not to supply our soldiers with sidearms. However due to pressure from certain platoons we have found a middle ground. Therefore instead of supplying soldiers with sidearms we will be supplying soldiers of scematics to make their own sidearms. The design of which comes from "Captain Miggle's Budget Firearms and Automobiles Emporium and Warehouse" and gives step-by-step instructions of how to turn a soldier's standard issue flashlight into a weapon capable of firing a few rounds before disintegration. Instructional tutorials on how to build, fire, and shield one's face from the weapon will be held throughout next week. Dismissed!
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