Just think of how cheap these things go for USED!
Poll
Best Pistol [Round 2-C]
| P436 | 47% | 47% - 24 | ||||
| Captain's incredible low budget pistol | 52% | 52% - 27 | ||||
| Total: 51 | ||||||
I bet the gun will jam after a couple of shots with it.Miggle wrote:
Just think of how cheap these things go for USED!
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
Less than free?Miggle wrote:
Just think of how cheap these things go for USED!
Just buy new!War Man wrote:
I bet the gun will jam after a couple of shots with it.
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nope, because the scientists at Captain Miggle's have designed a foolproof anti jam system!War Man wrote:
I bet the gun will jam after a couple of shots with it.Miggle wrote:
Just think of how cheap these things go for USED!
What, magic from an elf?Miggle wrote:
nope, because the scientists at Captain Miggle's have designed a foolproof anti jam system!War Man wrote:
I bet the gun will jam after a couple of shots with it.Miggle wrote:
Just think of how cheap these things go for USED!
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
no, lube.War Man wrote:
What, magic from an elf?Miggle wrote:
nope, because the scientists at Captain Miggle's have designed a foolproof anti jam system!War Man wrote:
I bet the gun will jam after a couple of shots with it.
So you peed on it?Miggle wrote:
no, lube.War Man wrote:
What, magic from an elf?Miggle wrote:
nope, because the scientists at Captain Miggle's have designed a foolproof anti jam system!
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
No, he stole some of your K-Y and used that.War Man wrote:
So you peed on it?Miggle wrote:
no, lube.War Man wrote:
What, magic from an elf?
that may have been an experiment done on the incredibly low budget pistol, but we were hard at work developing the greatest lube, which turned out to be a very cheap and easy solution.War Man wrote:
So you peed on it?Miggle wrote:
no, lube.War Man wrote:
What, magic from an elf?
Next time you're taking it up the ass, make sure you have a little Captain Miggle in you.
Aha. ha. tiny penis joke.Miggle wrote:
that may have been an experiment done on the incredibly low budget pistol, but we were hard at work developing the greatest lube, which turned out to be a very cheap and easy solution.War Man wrote:
So you peed on it?Miggle wrote:
no, lube.
Next time you're taking it up the ass, make sure you have a little Captain Miggle in you.
Lmao, I love miggle's marketing campaigns
We could sell a World Peace Guntm to a guy in a Verdun trench.-=]NS[=-Eagle wrote:
Lmao, I love miggle's marketing campaigns
Peace sells, and everyone's buying.Doctor Strangelove wrote:
We could sell a World Peace Guntm to a guy in a Verdun trench.-=]NS[=-Eagle wrote:
Lmao, I love miggle's marketing campaigns
I ain't buying, peace is overrated. If there was peace I wouldn't have a job.Miggle wrote:
Peace sells, and everyone's buying.Doctor Strangelove wrote:
We could sell a World Peace Guntm to a guy in a Verdun trench.-=]NS[=-Eagle wrote:
Lmao, I love miggle's marketing campaigns
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
You haven't even finished high school yet, the army would never take you.War Man wrote:
I ain't buying, peace is overrated. If there was peace I wouldn't have a job.Miggle wrote:
Peace sells, and everyone's buying.Doctor Strangelove wrote:
We could sell a World Peace Guntm to a guy in a Verdun trench.
Maybe the Scottish Navy, they seem to have low standards, but even then it's a long shot.
I didn't realize homosexual prostitution was so heavily effected by international conflict.War Man wrote:
I ain't buying, peace is overrated. If there was peace I wouldn't have a job.Miggle wrote:
Peace sells, and everyone's buying.Doctor Strangelove wrote:
We could sell a World Peace Guntm to a guy in a Verdun trench.
You could probably use the world peace gun as a dildo.
In fact, all the gay boys would be away in the Scottish Navy, so Wo-Man would actually loose business in a warMiggle wrote:
I didn't realize homosexual prostitution was so heavily effected by international conflict.War Man wrote:
I ain't buying, peace is overrated. If there was peace I wouldn't have a job.Miggle wrote:
Peace sells, and everyone's buying.
You could probably use the world peace gun as a dildo.
Guys... please.
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Hey, I fixed your post up a bit. You must have hit submit or something by accident and forgot to fix it.Ty wrote:
Guys... please vote for Captain Miggle's Incredibly Low Budget Pistol, free with the order of 20 or more World Peace Guns.
It's all cool though, don't sweat it.
Oi!
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roger!
Ha ha haaI'm a living joke...
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sorry.
i don't want the punchline . . .
i don't want the punchline . . .