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2009-09-02 07:53:23

#1401

Uzique: dasein.; +2,865|6764

"hearing about stuff" =/= being informed . i like to be more in the know than to just have the general idea of things. worth the expense for me.

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2009-09-02 07:53:49

#1402

Ultrafunkula: Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...; +1,975|6767|6 6 4 oh, I forget

1927 wrote:
Ultrafunkula wrote:
1927 wrote:

The chalk in the Imodium with sort ya bum mate. I know Im making light humour of it but I been there and its no laughing matter. may I suggest wet wipes aswell as your ring may be stinging by now. You know when you got a cold and you blow ya nose so much ya top lip bit goes red, well same happens with ya bum.

We been talking about poo'ing as you know and I dont mind sharing this tip with you fine people. Use wet wipes wether you got the trots or not, makes for a much nicer poo.

Seen that advert when the kid wants a poo at pauls house? Fuck off. Imagine Gf's kid says I want a poo at Maths house. yeah fucking right, as if. Just cos I'd have an air freshner you press down and it hisses at you.
Hum. If the TP is too hard there's always the pussyphone for use.
Youve lost me mate?

This.

https://www.suomenlvistarvike.fi/tuotekuvat/E079085

2009-09-02 07:56:18

#1403

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6446|what

Uzique wrote:
"hearing about stuff" =/= being informed . i like to be more in the know than to just have the general idea of things. worth the expense for me.

If you heard about how JFK was really assassinated, you'd be informed.

2009-09-02 07:57:03

#1404

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|6967|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Could be my laid back approach, well it's not an approach its me. Im 34 now so I guess Me is Me, you can't act for all that long a time. But I would rather read about the 3 girls who sent pictures of their bums in this month. And compare the editors marks out of 10 with mine, then I work out which one I would do in what order than read about some buisness thing in Delhi where some communications company have just taken on 1000 staff or something.

This dosent make me less or more of a person than someone who reads a magazine with more intellect content than mine. Just cos mine is higher on the shelves dosent make me higher in the community, thats what I say.

Thats the beauty of choice aint it?

I dont like the x3 quilted toilet paper, its too thick, but id rather use that than Tesco Value and find ya finger goes through it and the fucking dog wont leave you alone for the rest of the night then. Again its choice.

2009-09-02 07:57:04

#1405

Uzique: dasein.; +2,865|6764

... yawn

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2009-09-02 07:58:17

#1406

13urnzz: Banned; +5,830|6791

this is the most informative thread evar!

2009-09-02 07:58:30

#1407

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|6967|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Ultrafunkula wrote:
1927 wrote:
Ultrafunkula wrote:

Hum. If the TP is too hard there's always the pussyphone for use.
Youve lost me mate?
This.

http://www.suomenlvistarvike.fi/tuotekuvat/E079085

We dont have them.

Keep taking the Imodium it will work, drink plenty of water, and dont eat, that should sort you out. if ya still at it this time tomorrow Id try the Docs mate.

2009-09-02 08:00:48

#1408

Fat_Swinub: jaff; +125|6728

nice ironic pedo av aaron

2009-09-02 08:01:43

#1409

Ultrafunkula: Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...; +1,975|6767|6 6 4 oh, I forget

1927 wrote:
Ultrafunkula wrote:
1927 wrote:

Youve lost me mate?
This.

http://www.suomenlvistarvike.fi/tuotekuvat/E079085
We dont have them.

Keep taking the Imodium it will work, drink plenty of water, and dont eat, that should sort you out. if ya still at it this time tomorrow Id try the Docs mate.

O. Then you just have to squeeze the cheeks together, so you won't mess up the missus' carpets, and go sit on the shower floor and have a go with the normal shower handle. Cool water feels good if the anus is bleeding.

2009-09-02 08:02:09

#1410

Uzique: dasein.; +2,865|6764

Fat_Swinub wrote:
nice ironic pedo av aaron

thanks... dave?

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2009-09-02 08:03:08

#1411

.Sup: be nice; +2,646|6747|The Twilight Zone

Uzique wrote:
Fat_Swinub wrote:
nice ironic pedo av aaron
thanks... dave?

Jimmy K. Cocksucker

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2009-09-02 08:03:09

#1412

Doctor Strangelove: Real Battlefield Veterinarian.; +1,758|6761

Uzique wrote:
Fat_Swinub wrote:
nice ironic pedo av aaron
thanks... dave?

Actually she turned 18 a few months ago so she's not hot anymore.

2009-09-02 08:03:26

#1413

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|6967|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Whooooooooooosh

2009-09-02 08:04:18

#1414

.Sup: be nice; +2,646|6747|The Twilight Zone

Doctor Strangelove wrote:
Uzique wrote:
Fat_Swinub wrote:
nice ironic pedo av aaron
thanks... dave?
Actually she turned 18 a few months ago so she's not hot anymore.

P.E.D.O.

2009-09-02 08:04:30

#1415

Fat_Swinub: jaff; +125|6728

.Sup wrote:
Jimmy K. Cocksucker

2009-09-02 08:05:41

#1416

Jenspm: penis; +1,716|7025|St. Andrews / Oslo

Uzique wrote:
different purpose, though! weekly news-magazines arent meant to be specialist publications. of course you could subscribe to Science magazine or something, but the point is that you wouldnt be getting a well-rounded delivery of weekly current world affairs and news! the economist competes with weekly publications like TIME magazine and newsweek... and it is by far the best out of that bunch, for high-quality content.

Daily Newspaper + The Economist = All you need. Breaking news from the paper, and more indepth and background stories from The Economist.

I must admit - I rarely read the entire magazine. I usually read about half of it. When I have 10-20 minutes spare, I'll find an article that interests me and read. Or, if there's something I want to know more about that's been on the news lately, I'll find an Economist that features it. The articles are in depth and well written, but not in an arrogant "oh look, I learned big words at my Ivy League school" kinda way. Most of the articles are (relatively) short and to the point, and even an uneducated ass like me can understand it, lulz.