it can be evening if i have just started work! and seen the sunrise...before it went behind the clouds.....and started raining.....really heavy
2 a.m. closing time . . .AussieReaper wrote:
It's evening, fool.
6pm drinking time.
have one for me. i threatened earlier, now i am off (i forgot i had movies to catch b4 the weekend . . .)AussieReaper wrote:
6pm drinking time.
I hate people.
The only Tiësto show in Sydney (for next year) has sold out in a week. I was going to get the tickets just then.
Soo, there are a whole bunch of tickets now on ebay. Douches.
The only Tiësto show in Sydney (for next year) has sold out in a week. I was going to get the tickets just then.
Soo, there are a whole bunch of tickets now on ebay. Douches.
Barry/Basra (my town) went fucking nuts over that Whale last night, even BBC Wales Gay Weatherman did his lil bit on the news from there. They towed the Whale around the corner to a differn't bay with a ramp/jetty thing. Dragged it to the bottom, attached rope to its tail and to a pick up and to their suprise the fucking rope snapped muppetts. Heavy aint it boys?
My fucking phone didnt stop yesterday with people ringing and texting me 'Have you heard about the Whale'?. I didnt have the heart to say 'yes', even lil Molls got in on the act ringing me at arf 8 last night 'Dad, Dad, Dad', I knew what was coming but pretended I hadnt a clue.
Oh, the excitment. All I wanna know is how they gonna get rid of it, I want them to blow the cunt up. The sale of Tuna Sandwiches is going to rocket, every Pakistani shop owner will be there with there buckets collecting lumps, all the Chinese fast food outlets will have Tuna Chow Mein on their menu's.
My fucking phone didnt stop yesterday with people ringing and texting me 'Have you heard about the Whale'?. I didnt have the heart to say 'yes', even lil Molls got in on the act ringing me at arf 8 last night 'Dad, Dad, Dad', I knew what was coming but pretended I hadnt a clue.
Oh, the excitment. All I wanna know is how they gonna get rid of it, I want them to blow the cunt up. The sale of Tuna Sandwiches is going to rocket, every Pakistani shop owner will be there with there buckets collecting lumps, all the Chinese fast food outlets will have Tuna Chow Mein on their menu's.
You really haven't had the best of months have you? First the alledged baconflu, now the runs. Dude, get better soon.Ultrafunkula wrote:
Arf. Mah, belly is all bubbly today. Been in the shitter 3 times in as many hours. Just like opening a excrement faucet on full.
A hint. Do not put warm food in the fridge directly. Let it cool down properly first. The result is nasty bacteria and your ass spraying shit like old faithful.
I need around tree fiddy.
Oh '27, how I'd miss you if you left the forum. Damn you crack me up.1927 wrote:
Barry/Basra (my town) went fucking nuts over that Whale last night, even BBC Wales Gay Weatherman did his lil bit on the news from there. They towed the Whale around the corner to a differn't bay with a ramp/jetty thing. Dragged it to the bottom, attached rope to its tail and to a pick up and to their suprise the fucking rope snapped muppetts. Heavy aint it boys?
My fucking phone didnt stop yesterday with people ringing and texting me 'Have you heard about the Whale'?. I didnt have the heart to say 'yes', even lil Molls got in on the act ringing me at arf 8 last night 'Dad, Dad, Dad', I knew what was coming but pretended I hadnt a clue.
Oh, the excitment. All I wanna know is how they gonna get rid of it, I want them to blow the cunt up. The sale of Tuna Sandwiches is going to rocket, every Pakistani shop owner will be there with there buckets collecting lumps, all the Chinese fast food outlets will have Tuna Chow Mein on their menu's.
Edit: just read ATG's thread about his 4 year old. Reminds me of when my Dad was giving me and my bruv 'the talk'. My little brother excitedly said 'I know a bit already, the man has spersels' hahahaha, still cracks me up to this day! And if he denies it, it's true.
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It was just about this time last year I came back after going thru the shit with Mollies Mum, thats a hell of a tale to tell that one but would bore the living shits out of you. Short of it is Ive lost £30k, and my house just about.CammRobb wrote:
Oh '27, how I'd miss you if you left the forum. Damn you crack me up.1927 wrote:
Barry/Basra (my town) went fucking nuts over that Whale last night, even BBC Wales Gay Weatherman did his lil bit on the news from there. They towed the Whale around the corner to a differn't bay with a ramp/jetty thing. Dragged it to the bottom, attached rope to its tail and to a pick up and to their suprise the fucking rope snapped muppetts. Heavy aint it boys?
My fucking phone didnt stop yesterday with people ringing and texting me 'Have you heard about the Whale'?. I didnt have the heart to say 'yes', even lil Molls got in on the act ringing me at arf 8 last night 'Dad, Dad, Dad', I knew what was coming but pretended I hadnt a clue.
Oh, the excitment. All I wanna know is how they gonna get rid of it, I want them to blow the cunt up. The sale of Tuna Sandwiches is going to rocket, every Pakistani shop owner will be there with there buckets collecting lumps, all the Chinese fast food outlets will have Tuna Chow Mein on their menu's.
I missed this place and also miss this place in the evenings and weekends. I didnt wanna go home last night as I was telling Mek, but if I log on at 'hers' she will visit here and see the stuff I write and my alter ego '27'. Mollie knows the score, I'll let her talk to you lot next arf term and she's in work, a few here have spoken to her on TS, I think she swore at Sherrif in Welsh once.
Ye. Especially since I'm trying to pick up some sports right now. Sucks big time.DonFck wrote:
You really haven't had the best of months have you? First the alledged baconflu, now the runs. Dude, get better soon.Ultrafunkula wrote:
Arf. Mah, belly is all bubbly today. Been in the shitter 3 times in as many hours. Just like opening a excrement faucet on full.
A hint. Do not put warm food in the fridge directly. Let it cool down properly first. The result is nasty bacteria and your ass spraying shit like old faithful.
Motherfucker! 4th time today. My intestines should be empty by now. Went like a pressure washer at the throne again just now. Gotta get my belly something from the pharmacist after work.
Yeah, I remember that. I used to lurk a fair bit, and read about the troubles, sorry to hear an' all. Good things are looking up though. My old man went through roughly the same, my schizophrenic mum caused him lots of problems, and he ended up with a £13,000 solicitors bill, and a serious loss on the house.1927 wrote:
It was just about this time last year I came back after going thru the shit with Mollies Mum, thats a hell of a tale to tell that one but would bore the living shits out of you. Short of it is Ive lost £30k, and my house just about.CammRobb wrote:
Oh '27, how I'd miss you if you left the forum. Damn you crack me up.1927 wrote:
Barry/Basra (my town) went fucking nuts over that Whale last night, even BBC Wales Gay Weatherman did his lil bit on the news from there. They towed the Whale around the corner to a differn't bay with a ramp/jetty thing. Dragged it to the bottom, attached rope to its tail and to a pick up and to their suprise the fucking rope snapped muppetts. Heavy aint it boys?
My fucking phone didnt stop yesterday with people ringing and texting me 'Have you heard about the Whale'?. I didnt have the heart to say 'yes', even lil Molls got in on the act ringing me at arf 8 last night 'Dad, Dad, Dad', I knew what was coming but pretended I hadnt a clue.
Oh, the excitment. All I wanna know is how they gonna get rid of it, I want them to blow the cunt up. The sale of Tuna Sandwiches is going to rocket, every Pakistani shop owner will be there with there buckets collecting lumps, all the Chinese fast food outlets will have Tuna Chow Mein on their menu's.
I missed this place and also miss this place in the evenings and weekends. I didnt wanna go home last night as I was telling Mek, but if I log on at 'hers' she will visit here and see the stuff I write and my alter ego '27'. Mollie knows the score, I'll let her talk to you lot next arf term and she's in work, a few here have spoken to her on TS, I think she swore at Sherrif in Welsh once.
How old the little one? Swearing already though, well brought up. I remember when I taught Freya, my wee sister how to swear when she was about 3, let me tell you, the sight of a 3-year old running round the house shouting 'Fuck Fuck Fuck' is hilarious when you're 12, unfortunatly Mummy and Daddy Schloppy didn't see it that way
Gotta run though, Gran's ashes are being buried in an hour or so. Chill folks.
Yeah she called me a dickhead!
Mornin 27
Mornin 27
Funky's been up pebble dashing the Royal Dalton sorry to hear about that. Its horrible when your too nervous to fart, get some ImodiumUltrafunkula wrote:
Ye. Especially since I'm trying to pick up some sports right now. Sucks big time.DonFck wrote:
You really haven't had the best of months have you? First the alledged baconflu, now the runs. Dude, get better soon.Ultrafunkula wrote:
Arf. Mah, belly is all bubbly today. Been in the shitter 3 times in as many hours. Just like opening a excrement faucet on full.
A hint. Do not put warm food in the fridge directly. Let it cool down properly first. The result is nasty bacteria and your ass spraying shit like old faithful.
Motherfucker! 4th time today. My intestines should be empty by now. Went like a pressure washer at the throne again just now. Gotta get my belly something from the pharmacist after work.
Woohhhhh fuck me, sorry to hear about that (I think you did mention it) hope all goes well mate and ya that ya Mum or Dad are ok.CammRobb wrote:
Yeah, I remember that. I used to lurk a fair bit, and read about the troubles, sorry to hear an' all. Good things are looking up though. My old man went through roughly the same, my schizophrenic mum caused him lots of problems, and he ended up with a £13,000 solicitors bill, and a serious loss on the house.1927 wrote:
It was just about this time last year I came back after going thru the shit with Mollies Mum, thats a hell of a tale to tell that one but would bore the living shits out of you. Short of it is Ive lost £30k, and my house just about.CammRobb wrote:
Oh '27, how I'd miss you if you left the forum. Damn you crack me up.
I missed this place and also miss this place in the evenings and weekends. I didnt wanna go home last night as I was telling Mek, but if I log on at 'hers' she will visit here and see the stuff I write and my alter ego '27'. Mollie knows the score, I'll let her talk to you lot next arf term and she's in work, a few here have spoken to her on TS, I think she swore at Sherrif in Welsh once.
How old the little one? Swearing already though, well brought up. I remember when I taught Freya, my wee sister how to swear when she was about 3, let me tell you, the sight of a 3-year old running round the house shouting 'Fuck Fuck Fuck' is hilarious when you're 12, unfortunatly Mummy and Daddy Schloppy didn't see it that way
Gotta run though, Gran's ashes are being buried in an hour or so. Chill folks.
Whats appning? Wanna buy 2kg or Minkie Whale? Fairly fresh mate, just ignore the graffiti.The Sheriff wrote:
Yeah she called me a dickhead!
Mornin 27
Where are you at the mo? London, Wales?
Wales mate
Tidy, wouldnt wanna be anywhere else
How long you here for? You off to Uni soon? Are you close to where that girl got her head crushed by them Merthyr boys with that grass roller?
Our Goalie joined Wrexham yesterday.
How long you here for? You off to Uni soon? Are you close to where that girl got her head crushed by them Merthyr boys with that grass roller?
Our Goalie joined Wrexham yesterday.
which mod closed the speed hack thread in the bf2 section
http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?pi … 5#p2784905Fat_Swinub wrote:
which mod closed the speed hack thread in the bf2 section
I did, after two events that rendered the threads existence pointless:Fat_Swinub wrote:
which mod closed the speed hack thread in the bf2 section
1. It was fake
2. You spammed in it
And: http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=129967liquidat0r wrote:
http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?pid=2784905#p2784905
I need around tree fiddy.
reopen the one in bf2 general so people can continuously call him a faggot
no please dont shit in the bad thread anything but that we have standards of quality to maintain in fake hack montages backed by korean popDonFck wrote:
I did, after two events that rendered the threads existence pointless:Fat_Swinub wrote:
which mod closed the speed hack thread in the bf2 section
1. It was fake
2. You spammed in it
You have a bad habit of calling people faggots and not adding "please" to your requests. No, it will not be reopened for your naive purposes.Fat_Swinub wrote:
reopen the one in bf2 general so people can continuously call him a faggot
I need around tree fiddy.
please reopen the thread so people can call the Original Poster the derogatory term for a homosexual in a manner which neither implies he is homosexual nor degrades the Homosexual Community.