Macbeth I thought you had a girlfriend?
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We broke up a few weeks ago, she is dating some Jewish dude now.Uzique wrote:
Macbeth I thought you had a girlfriend?
Poseidon?Macbeth wrote:
We broke up a few weeks ago, she is dating some Jewish dude now.Uzique wrote:
Macbeth I thought you had a girlfriend?
Yeah, sorry about that.Macbeth wrote:
We broke up a few weeks ago, she is dating some Jewish dude now.Uzique wrote:
Macbeth I thought you had a girlfriend?
Funny guys.Poseidon wrote:
Yeah, sorry about that.Macbeth wrote:
We broke up a few weeks ago, she is dating some Jewish dude now.Uzique wrote:
Macbeth I thought you had a girlfriend?
Bahahah, and this was when you were constantly trying to 'injure' me with comments about my ex?
Oh dear Macbeth... I shall refrain.
On a side note: is she doing a worldwide tour of the races, or what?
Oh dear Macbeth... I shall refrain.
On a side note: is she doing a worldwide tour of the races, or what?
libertarian benefit collector - anti-academic super-intellectual. http://mixlr.com/the-little-phrase/
I truly lol'dATG wrote:
Same here. bff never forgave me even though I asked his permission ( he said no ).$tayGold wrote:
I'll start off. I started dating my bestfriends ex once they broke up. I fell in love with her and we have been together ever since. She was well worth losing my bestfriend over.
I was like, dude we are bros and all but, you are not a chick. You have no boobs.
He was all " bros before hoes ".
Then I just said. " boobs. "
Also I never have agreed with that phrase cos it only applies when someone is jealous and tring to stop you gettin something they want. Its like yeah bros before hoes means you cant date her cos I want her. I tunred it around when someone tried to use it on me by saying "If its bros before hoes, why are you trying to stop your bro from being happy jus cos you want the ho? Surely if its bros before hoes you'd let me have her cos she wants to be with me and I want to be with her, so if your letting that fact get between us then you're not puttin bros before hoes"
He didnt have an answer and gave in
She clearly misses you cos she moved on so quicklyMacbeth wrote:
We broke up a few weeks ago, she is dating some Jewish dude now.Uzique wrote:
Macbeth I thought you had a girlfriend?
she needed money fastbennisboy wrote:
She clearly misses you cos she moved on so quicklyMacbeth wrote:
We broke up a few weeks ago, she is dating some Jewish dude now.Uzique wrote:
Macbeth I thought you had a girlfriend?
Hahaha.
But Bennis has a good point... chicks often move on fast because they don't like the feeling of the gap you leave behind. They'll come around and realize in the end.
But Bennis has a good point... chicks often move on fast because they don't like the feeling of the gap you leave behind. They'll come around and realize in the end.
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I agree here. They need someone fast to fill that gap(s)!Uzique wrote:
they don't like the feeling of the gap you leave behind.
Met mine (current) 12 years ago or so when we were still quite young, did different stuff after that, seen her again at work I did 5 years ago or so, then haven't seen her for 5 years till last November, stuff kinda moved since then .
NIPPLE MAN!?!?!? Where hast thou been?
why did someone laugh at this post in a karma, i was seriousbennisboy wrote:
fuckbook
Cause it works and it's brutally honest. Half of my bootycalls during the first-year at Uni came from Facebook. Even my 6-month psycho-beast that I'm living with was a 3am "Hey, come down to my flat, we know how to partyyy " invitation. It's just simple and easy.bennisboy wrote:
why did someone laugh at this post in a karma, i was seriousbennisboy wrote:
fuckbook
libertarian benefit collector - anti-academic super-intellectual. http://mixlr.com/the-little-phrase/
haha yeah i agree FACEbook works wonders, but I was jokin around cos on a couple of porn sited adds come up trying to look like facebook messages but called fuckbook, with like 16-18 year old fairly hot girls apparently sending messages such as "Hey I'm in london and horny, wanna fuck"Uzique wrote:
Cause it works and it's brutally honest. Half of my bootycalls during the first-year at Uni came from Facebook. Even my 6-month psycho-beast that I'm living with was a 3am "Hey, come down to my flat, we know how to partyyy " invitation. It's just simple and easy.bennisboy wrote:
why did someone laugh at this post in a karma, i was seriousbennisboy wrote:
fuckbook
I wonder if anyone ever clicks on it, you have to be incredibly stupid/lonely to fall for it
Oh Jesus, I've not even heard of or seen that... my Facebook success rates are satisfactory enough, I don't need to look into competitors!
Sweeeeeet.
Bennis can we hook up?
Sweeeeeet.
Bennis can we hook up?
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yeah baby, you know where my room is.Uzique wrote:
Oh Jesus, I've not even heard of or seen that... my Facebook success rates are satisfactory enough, I don't need to look into competitors!
Sweeeeeet.
Bennis can we hook up?
Wait wut. I was meant to keep that a secret wasn't I?
Acquaintance invited me to a thing put on by his church. I was between semesters of college and was bored, so decided to go. She caught my eye and we were introduced. Talked until the wee hours and got her number. Rest is history.
I had to deal with something like this, and he used that exact line,bennisboy wrote:
I truly lol'dATG wrote:
Same here. bff never forgave me even though I asked his permission ( he said no ).$tayGold wrote:
I'll start off. I started dating my bestfriends ex once they broke up. I fell in love with her and we have been together ever since. She was well worth losing my bestfriend over.
I was like, dude we are bros and all but, you are not a chick. You have no boobs.
He was all " bros before hoes ".
Then I just said. " boobs. "
Also I never have agreed with that phrase cos it only applies when someone is jealous and tring to stop you gettin something they want. Its like yeah bros before hoes means you cant date her cos I want her. I tunred it around when someone tried to use it on me by saying "If its bros before hoes, why are you trying to stop your bro from being happy jus cos you want the ho? Surely if its bros before hoes you'd let me have her cos she wants to be with me and I want to be with her, so if your letting that fact get between us then you're not puttin bros before hoes"
He didnt have an answer and gave in
No way in hell am I going to memorize the whole YOu're not putting YOUR bro in-front of thew hoe as she clearly wants me rant.
Online dating
Local Club.
you dont need the whole thing, luste basic principle.TheDonkey wrote:
I had to deal with something like this, and he used that exact line,bennisboy wrote:
I truly lol'dATG wrote:
Same here. bff never forgave me even though I asked his permission ( he said no ).
I was like, dude we are bros and all but, you are not a chick. You have no boobs.
He was all " bros before hoes ".
Then I just said. " boobs. "
Also I never have agreed with that phrase cos it only applies when someone is jealous and tring to stop you gettin something they want. Its like yeah bros before hoes means you cant date her cos I want her. I tunred it around when someone tried to use it on me by saying "If its bros before hoes, why are you trying to stop your bro from being happy jus cos you want the ho? Surely if its bros before hoes you'd let me have her cos she wants to be with me and I want to be with her, so if your letting that fact get between us then you're not puttin bros before hoes"
He didnt have an answer and gave in
No way in hell am I going to memorize the whole YOu're not putting YOUR bro in-front of thew hoe as she clearly wants me rant.
Yeah, as I typed it out, I was like...wait...this is simple... I'll still end up forgetting it Karmaz for brilliance though.bennisboy wrote:
you dont need the whole thing, luste basic principle.TheDonkey wrote:
I had to deal with something like this, and he used that exact line,bennisboy wrote:
I truly lol'd
Also I never have agreed with that phrase cos it only applies when someone is jealous and tring to stop you gettin something they want. Its like yeah bros before hoes means you cant date her cos I want her. I tunred it around when someone tried to use it on me by saying "If its bros before hoes, why are you trying to stop your bro from being happy jus cos you want the ho? Surely if its bros before hoes you'd let me have her cos she wants to be with me and I want to be with her, so if your letting that fact get between us then you're not puttin bros before hoes"
He didnt have an answer and gave in
No way in hell am I going to memorize the whole YOu're not putting YOUR bro in-front of thew hoe as she clearly wants me rant.
It's what I was thinking when people were saying broes before hoes earlier in the thread. If you're "broes" cared about you enough, they wouldn't give a shit what girl you were with, as long as your happy.TheDonkey wrote:
Yeah, as I typed it out, I was like...wait...this is simple... I'll still end up forgetting it Karmaz for brilliance though.bennisboy wrote:
you dont need the whole thing, luste basic principle.TheDonkey wrote:
I had to deal with something like this, and he used that exact line,
No way in hell am I going to memorize the whole YOu're not putting YOUR bro in-front of thew hoe as she clearly wants me rant.
Obviously, you need to be a bit thoughtful aswell. Someones mum isn't an acceptable case