1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6934|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

SirSchloppy wrote:

1927 wrote:

Thanks to Tazz for my sig aswell, does he play football though as we have injuries.

1927 - The year Cardiff City won the Fa Cup.
I'm available. What position are you needing?
CF

CB (x2)

Winger

Please send info to Mr Dave Jones, Manager, Cardiff City Fc, Cardiff City Stadium, Leckwith, Cardiff

If he aint available try Risdale, same address
Macbeth
Banned
+2,444|5847

david363 wrote:

Macbeth wrote:

david363 wrote:


u got half a pint of sperm?
Yes, I keep some in my frig in case of some sort of ball losing accident. Would you like some?
is it thick or watery?
salty or sweet?
white or that strange colour it goes after being exposed to the air for a while?
watery
Never tasted it
white

I leave it marked as milk right next to the ketchup. Jokes on whoever tries to rob my house.
david363
Crotch fires and you: the untold story
+314|7000|Comber, Northern Ireland
do people over there steal your milk when they rob your house?
Macbeth
Banned
+2,444|5847

david363 wrote:

do people over there steal your milk when they rob your house?
No but if he sees my collection of breakfast cereals and decides to have some cookie crisp, he will be surely disappointed.
Cheez
Herman is a warmaphrodite
+1,027|6700|King Of The Islands

Who the fuck puts tomato sauce in the fridge?

Fucking Yenks.
My state was founded by Batman. Your opinion is invalid.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6934|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Cheez wrote:

Who the fuck puts tomato sauce in the fridge?

Fucking Yenks.
We do, its stops the edge going brown but that dosent happen so much with the squirty bottles anyway.
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,054|6884|Little Bentcock

Cheez wrote:

Who the fuck puts tomato sauce in the fridge?

Fucking Yenks.
DonFck
Hibernator
+3,227|6893|Finland

It seems like only Ozzies don't put their Heinz in the refridgemarator.
I need around tree fiddy.
Macbeth
Banned
+2,444|5847

DonFck wrote:

It seems like only Ozzies don't put their Heinz in the refridgemarator.
https://msnbcmedia2.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/040716/040722_teresa_vmed_12p.widec.jpg
Fair enough we don't put them in office.
Cheez
Herman is a warmaphrodite
+1,027|6700|King Of The Islands

1927 wrote:

Cheez wrote:

Who the fuck puts tomato sauce in the fridge?

Fucking Yenks.
We do, its stops the edge going brown but that dosent happen so much with the squirty bottles anyway.
Don't even think about lying to me, ya fucking Pom. You know all you have in your house is HP Sauce.
My state was founded by Batman. Your opinion is invalid.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6934|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

DonFck wrote:

It seems like only Ozzies don't put their Heinz in the refridgemarator.
And they call their Chickens Chooks, and their cars 'Yutes'.

I was brought up to believe these are 'Yutes'.

The Yute of today
https://uk.wrs.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTf2r1RolKtA0BGXZWBQx./SIG=12n6mr9jc/EXP=1250596981/**http%3A//img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/06_02/BrownDM1406_468x575.jpg
Cheez
Herman is a warmaphrodite
+1,027|6700|King Of The Islands

Could sure go for some roast chook about now.
My state was founded by Batman. Your opinion is invalid.
david363
Crotch fires and you: the untold story
+314|7000|Comber, Northern Ireland
fuck heinz! daddies sauce all the way (not ment to sound fucking wrong)
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6934|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Cheez wrote:

Could sure go for some roast chook about now.
Well fair dinkkum it is dinner time
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6934|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

david363 wrote:

fuck heinz! daddies sauce all the way (not ment to sound fucking wrong)
Neither is shouting 'Come on the Under 13's' at kids football matches.  But both raise an eyebrow
RavyGravy
Son.
+617|6667|NSW, Australia

1927 wrote:

DonFck wrote:

It seems like only Ozzies don't put their Heinz in the refridgemarator.
And they call their Chickens Chooks, and their cars 'Yutes'.

I was brought up to believe these are 'Yutes'.

The Yute of today
http://uk.wrs.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTf2r1Ro … 68x575.jpg
this my friend, is a ute
https://p.webwombat.com.au/motoring/car-photos/ford-fg-falcon-ute-2-big.jpg
david363
Crotch fires and you: the untold story
+314|7000|Comber, Northern Ireland

1927 wrote:

david363 wrote:

fuck heinz! daddies sauce all the way (not ment to sound fucking wrong)
Neither is shouting 'Come on the Under 13's' at kids football matches.  But both raise an eyebrow
now i cant say ive the done that one myself, but i will note that for later life, +1 for a lesson of life
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,054|6884|Little Bentcock
Utes are for bogans
Macbeth
Banned
+2,444|5847

Don't have work today and have my last summer class at college at 5 so time to go to bed for Macbeth. I leave you with a gift.
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,054|6884|Little Bentcock

Macbeth wrote:

Don't have work today and have my last summer class at college at 5 so time to go to bed for Macbeth. I leave you with a gift.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfZj3M5HVjM
That's the kinda gift you re-wrap and give again at christmas.
Narupug
Fodder Mostly
+150|5858|Vacationland

Macbeth wrote:

david363 wrote:

Macbeth wrote:


Yes, I keep some in my frig in case of some sort of ball losing accident. Would you like some?
is it thick or watery?
salty or sweet?
white or that strange colour it goes after being exposed to the air for a while?
watery
Never tasted it
white

I leave it marked as milk right next to the ketchup. Jokes on whoever tries to rob my house.
You better make sure you don't accidentally put that in your cereal instead of Milk
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6934|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

RavyGravy wrote:

1927 wrote:

DonFck wrote:

It seems like only Ozzies don't put their Heinz in the refridgemarator.
And they call their Chickens Chooks, and their cars 'Yutes'.

I was brought up to believe these are 'Yutes'.

The Yute of today
http://uk.wrs.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTf2r1Ro … 68x575.jpg
this my friend, is a ute
http://p.webwombat.com.au/motoring/car- … -2-big.jpg
Mr Damian Marley wrote a song and in it he sings about a Blind Yute, maybe he's on about one with no headlights. 1:40 sec's.

david363
Crotch fires and you: the untold story
+314|7000|Comber, Northern Ireland
he puts it on his face every night before bed...
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6734|6 6 4 oh, I forget

Hö. Who karma'd me a moment ago? The link don't wörk
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|6882|London, England

Ultrafunkula wrote:

Hö. Who karma'd me a moment ago? The link don't wörk
That's cos Karma fucks up links by putting a space in the link somewhere. Just gotta delete the space and

http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?pi … 5#p2756115

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