M.O.A.B
'Light 'em up!'
+1,220|6526|Escea

GodFather
Blademaster's bottom bitch
+387|6523|Phoenix, AZ
Yeah sort of like that just not as quickly as that
bugz
Fission Mailed
+3,311|6615

Have you ever tried using your arse muscles to break it into pieces on it's way out, only to have it narrow in diameter and come out faster?
Toilet Sex
one love, one pig
+1,775|6875

ebug9 wrote:

Have you ever tried using your arse muscles to break it into pieces on it's way out, only to have it narrow in diameter and come out faster?
not such a good idea if you don't shave your arse. it's a right bitch to clean once hair gets involved, then it's more chance of a clog situation. almost everytime i goto the toilet i fuck shit up.
M.O.A.B
'Light 'em up!'
+1,220|6526|Escea

Best advice would be to go as soon as you can, faster deployment and less clean up. I once had to hold one in all day and man, eyes were popping that night.
KuSTaV
noice
+947|6815|Gold Coast
lol
Sux2bu

Whenever I go overseas I always manage to clog the toilets because the hole is 3 inches in diameter.
noice                                                                                                        https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/26774/awsmsanta.png
Deadmonkiefart
Floccinaucinihilipilificator
+177|7010
Big deal, you clogged a toilet.
Nappy
Apprentice
+151|6533|NSW, Australia

trex1210 wrote:

You can hold a shit in for 9 days? Thats fucked. I shit every fucking day, if I went 9 days without taking a shit I would explode.
once i went camping for 7-8 days and i didnt shit the whole time, but as soon as i got home i needed to, and its not like i was trying to hold it in. it was weird but good
CanadianLoser
Meow :3 :3
+1,148|6811
hmm i find that interesting
lavadisk
I am a cat ¦ 3
+369|7133|Denver colorado
man I hate it when that happens.
HaiBai
Your thoughts, insights, and musings on this matter intrigue me
+304|5787|Bolingbrook, Illinois

Nappy wrote:

trex1210 wrote:

You can hold a shit in for 9 days? Thats fucked. I shit every fucking day, if I went 9 days without taking a shit I would explode.
once i went camping for 7-8 days and i didnt shit the whole time, but as soon as i got home i needed to, and its not like i was trying to hold it in. it was weird but good
Yeah I feel this too.  It's as if my body doesn't want to go in a foriegn enviroment, and I can wait it out for up to a week.  Although, the second I get home, I explode.
lavadisk
I am a cat ¦ 3
+369|7133|Denver colorado
I've also had camping trips where that happened.
Cheez
Herman is a warmaphrodite
+1,027|6742|King Of The Islands

Nappy wrote:

never clogged a toilet tbh?
never even seen a plunger either
Note that our toilets are superior and designed for us #1 Fatasses In The World's fat asses.
My state was founded by Batman. Your opinion is invalid.
AussieReaper
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+5,761|6456|what

And when something we deem is strong/tough or has just made it through a battering unscathed us Aussies have a saying.

"It's built like a brick shit house."

Because we build our toilets tough.
https://i.imgur.com/maVpUMN.png
11 Bravo
Banned
+965|5541|Cleveland, Ohio

MadDogs&RunningMen wrote:

Everyone poop.
i love you
liquidat0r
wtf.
+2,223|6931|UK
shit revive

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