Kim Jong Il has cancer

2009-07-13 04:59:01

#1

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6500|so randum

Apparently

MSN wrote:
North Korea's reclusive leader Kim Jong Il has pancreatic cancer, it has been reported.
Seoul's news channel network YTN television said Kim, 67, was diagnosed with the cancer around the time he was felled by a stroke last summer.
The report cited unidentified intelligence officials in South Korea and China.

https://www.insidesocal.com/tomhoffarth/87.jpg

Pancreatic cancer is usually found in its final stage and, considering Kim's age, he is expected to live no more than five years, the report said.
It came after Kim made a rare public appearance last week, in an annual memorial for his late father and North Korea's founder, Kim Il Sung.

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our glorious leader!noooooooo

Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella

2009-07-13 05:02:19

#2

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|6673|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Thats very sad to hear, John Hartson has also been diagnosed, this time brain cancer.

Yes its sad news but can we have 'sum fun' with the Korean names?

This is EE afterall.

2009-07-13 05:02:50

#3

jsnipy: ...; +3,276|6522|...

Pancreatic cancer is usually found in its final stage and, considering Kim's age, he is expected to live no more than five years, the report said.

Soooooo, we have no more than 5 years before we see some nukes fly.

1927 wrote:
Yes its sad news but can we have 'sum fun' with the Korean names?
This is EE afterall.

this

Last edited by jsnipy (2009-07-13 05:03:55)

2009-07-13 05:04:24

#4

Jenspm: penis; +1,716|6732|St. Andrews / Oslo

I expect him to end his life with a bang.

https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/26774/flickricon.png

2009-07-13 05:05:49

#5

cl4u53w1t2: Salon-Bolschewist; +269|6473|Kakanien

i hope he dies a slow and painful death

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2oh3h3DvY0

2009-07-13 05:06:35

#6

liquidat0r: wtf.; +2,223|6627|UK

So ronery and sadry arone

2009-07-13 05:08:41

#7

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|6673|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

When he first got told the awful news he bellowed out 'You suk Bum' and a minute later his loyal. personal assistant was by his side.

His wife had won her battle with cancer (breast) a few years previous. Wan ke tit (62) had made a full recovery after inplants were fitted.

His young Daughter's Yung Dum and Flung Kum are now to have regular check-up's.

(sorry if offence caused, I wish not to piss take 'cancer')

Last edited by 1927 (2009-07-13 05:11:18)

2009-07-13 05:10:54

#8

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|6673|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

He will spend the remaining time he has walking his Poodle. Yoo lik pee

2009-07-13 05:11:35

#9

jsnipy: ...; +3,276|6522|...

Honestly, the knowledge that separates any of us from Michael Jackson, and Kim Jong Il is a lie.

2009-07-13 05:17:23

#10

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|6673|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Lesbians are starting to rejoice at the fact soon enough they may be able to come out of hiding and re-joice in liverlicking all over Korea.

Spokesman/woman for KLA (Korean Lesbians Association) Yoo Lik Me had this to say 'It's gonna be fucking wackass yo'.

2009-07-13 05:28:50

#11

Kez: Member; +778|5703|London, UK

Jenspm wrote:
I expect him to end his life with a bang.

Ride a nuke to South Korea

2009-07-13 05:35:00

#12

-=]DeatH1337[=-: Member; +51|6634|England

Kim Jong is Il

2009-07-13 05:39:51

#13

Kez: Member; +778|5703|London, UK

-=]DeatH1337[=- wrote:
Kim Jong is Il

|_()|_

2009-07-13 05:39:53

#14

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|6673|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

From Left to Right:

1. Yoo lik me
2. I lik yoo
3. Wi lik foo
4. I lik bum
5. Kim dong dik

https://photo-media.hanmail.net/daum/news/photo/rainbow/2.JPG

Last edited by 1927 (2009-07-13 05:40:13)

2009-07-13 06:07:03

#15

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|6621|London, England

Kptk92 wrote:
Jenspm wrote:
I expect him to end his life with a bang.
Ride a nuke to South Korea

https://www.mstrum.com/onmywaytokorea/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/dr-kim.png

2009-07-13 08:09:28

#16

Archer: rapes face; +161|6424|Canuckistan

Moar liek "Kim Jong Ill" mirite?

2009-07-13 08:12:03

#17

Swan: The town bike; +54|5447

There is nothing funny about cancer. Why is it when a "villain" gets cancer, its a punchline in EE. But when Barbara Streisand gets nose cancer its some grave "don't joke or get banned" DAST matter.

2009-07-13 08:23:16

#18

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|6673|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

You could of written a story for eg 'Kim Jong Il buys never never land' I would still take the piss outta his name, I did mention above I dont mean to offend in regards to Cancer. Its a very sensitive issue and one that I know all too well.

Only two people above refer to him being ill. It could of been swine flu and the same joke would of been used.

2009-07-13 08:44:37

#19

Benzin: Member; +576|5998

Swan wrote:
There is nothing funny about cancer. Why is it when a "villain" gets cancer, its a punchline in EE. But when Barbara Streisand gets nose cancer its some grave "don't joke or get banned" DAST matter.

Streisand hasn't suppressed an entire country for the past few decades and does not have aspirations to rule the world.

2009-07-13 09:32:06

#20

Graphic-J: The Artist formerly known as GraphicArtist-J; +196|6126|So Cal

From a chubby checker to a walking stick... oh the harmony that is "payback". Bwahaha
...

https://www.latimes.com/media/photo/2009-07/48031524.jpg

...

But really thinking about it, this douche has nothing to lose. Nuclear fallout anyone?

2009-07-13 09:37:20

#21

Doctor Strangelove: Real Battlefield Veterinarian.; +1,758|6468

GraphicArtist J wrote:
From a chubby checker to a walking stick... oh the harmony that is "payback". Bwahaha
...
http://www.latimes.com/media/photo/2009-07/48031524.jpg
...

But really thinking about it, this douche has nothing to lose. Nuclear fallout anyone?

He's only got 2 bombs and no effective delivery system.

2009-07-13 09:40:57

#22

Bertster7: Confused Pothead; +1,101|6581|SE London

DoctaStrangelove wrote:
GraphicArtist J wrote:
From a chubby checker to a walking stick... oh the harmony that is "payback". Bwahaha
...
http://www.latimes.com/media/photo/2009-07/48031524.jpg
...

But really thinking about it, this douche has nothing to lose. Nuclear fallout anyone?
He's only got 2 bombs and no effective delivery system.

No effective delivery system? I think South Korea and Japan might well disagree on that point.....

Also, how do you know how many bombs he has?

2009-07-13 09:41:44

#23

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|6621|London, England

Bertster7 wrote:
DoctaStrangelove wrote:
GraphicArtist J wrote:
From a chubby checker to a walking stick... oh the harmony that is "payback". Bwahaha
...
http://www.latimes.com/media/photo/2009-07/48031524.jpg
...

But really thinking about it, this douche has nothing to lose. Nuclear fallout anyone?
He's only got 2 bombs and no effective delivery system.
No effective delivery system? I think South Korea and Japan might well disagree on that point.....

Also, how do you know how many bombs he has?

Well he has at least one

2009-07-13 09:49:22

#24

Metal-Eater-GR: I can haz titanium paancakez?; +490|6272

Mekstizzle wrote:
Bertster7 wrote:
DoctaStrangelove wrote:

He's only got 2 bombs and no effective delivery system.
No effective delivery system? I think South Korea and Japan might well disagree on that point.....

Also, how do you know how many bombs he has?
Well he has at least one

http://www.mstrum.com/onmywaytokorea/wp … dr-kim.png

Link to that video plox... always gives me a good laugh

2009-07-13 09:52:54

#25

M.O.A.B: 'Light 'em up!'; +1,220|6223|Escea

BF2S Forums Kim Jong Il has cancer

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