Kmar
Truth is my Bitch
+5,695|6571|132 and Bush

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Last night, Sacha Baron Cohen closed out the Brüno publicity tour with a rare out-of-character appearance on Letterman. Which was nice, since we were beginning to get a little tired of the limited arsenal of one-liners he’s been deploying over and over again as Brüno on talk shows and in print interviews. Sure, we liked his new movie, but we find it slightly ironic that Cohen is able to get away with scripting his own Q&As when his shtick on film depends so much on the off-the-cuff utterances of everyday people being interviewed under false pretenses. But, hey, since they’re funny, we’ve collected his most frequently used jokes and noted the multiple interviews in which he’s repeated them.

  • “Stop staring at my kugelsack. My eyes are up here ... I have a boyfriend who I’m totally faithful to. Except for blow jobs, obviously.” [Conan, Digg, Rove]
  • “I’ve just seen the movie Borat, and I found it a really offensive portrayal of a foreigner. The guy in it called Sacha Cohen is a total gay. The wife is a total beard. She gets even less sex than Katie Holmes.” [Digg, Rove, Us*]
  • “My philosophy is: Treat your clothes like you would a pet — love them for a week, then stick them in a plastic bag and throw them in the Danube river.” [Digg, Out*, Rove]
  • “I was the first Austrian to get bulimia ... That was in 1983, four years before Diana got it.” [Digg, Conan, Rove]
  • “If I didn’t get my arschenhaller bleached twice a week, it would look like Louis Armstrong doing a trumpet solo ... The last time I got my stinker bleached, I found the head of a Zac Efron [or Mad Max or David Beckham] action figure up there.” [Digg, GQ*,Rove]
  • “Getting the fashion community involved is definitely the only way the fighting will stop. Did you know that not one suicide bomber has ever blown themselves up wearing Marc Jacobs?” [Out, Rove]
  • “I’m totally hairless except for this treasure trail of hair. More men have walked down this than Fifth Avenue.” [Digg, Rove]
  • “Naomi Campbell is such an inspiration because, despite all the fame and success, she’s remained a total bitch.” [Rove, Us]
  • “I want to say that I find Obama an inspiration. It gives me great hope that, after years of struggle, someone can at last get in to the White House despite being incredibly hot. On the other hand, it’s slightly disappointing that he needed that beard, Michelle, to help him.” [GQ, Out]
  • “The Austrians styled WWII. Basically, Hitler was responsible for the most stylish uniforms of the last 3,000 years ... You might not agree with Adolph’s politics. Let’s not get into that debate — he could be right, he could be wrong. I actually know the grandson of Hitler’s personal assistant, and apparently, behind the scenes, he could be a real tyrant. Worse than Elton, even.” [Digg, Rove]
  • “I have the people who do Salma Hayek. They do me, but apparently, sometimes, it’s really hard to get hold of them because they get exhausted preparing for her. Apparently she has enough hair to stuff a mattress.” [Digg, Out]
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Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6440
He's a really smart chap, his entire family are pretty sort'ed methinks.
libertarian benefit collector - anti-academic super-intellectual. http://mixlr.com/the-little-phrase/
Eagle
Togs8896 is my evil alter ego
+567|6601|New Hampshire, USA
I never knew he was british.  Very good with accents he is
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Kmar
Truth is my Bitch
+5,695|6571|132 and Bush

I think this was the first Letterman interview.. '06

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Noobpatty
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+194|6324|West NY
Real life troll(s)

Last edited by Noobpatty (2009-07-08 11:07:04)

bugz
Fission Mailed
+3,311|6282

Kmarion wrote:

I think this was the first Letterman interview.. '06

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvQScRuZj9s
That's so terrible and funny at the same time >.<
CammRobb
Banned
+1,510|6100|Carnoustie MASSIF
That was really good. Good find.
justice
OctoPoster
+978|6711|OctoLand
This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by CBS.
I know fucking karate
[-DER-]Omega
membeR
+188|6797|Lithuania
you just missed it
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CammRobb
Banned
+1,510|6100|Carnoustie MASSIF
wow, gutted, you missed it by 4 mins.
CRAP  that movie is about to come out. i look forward to downloading it lol
Finray
Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro
+2,629|5758|Catherine Black
I saw it
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Finray wrote:

I saw it
what do you think? it's a must watch right?
Kmar
Truth is my Bitch
+5,695|6571|132 and Bush

justice wrote:

This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by CBS.
crizap..

Available here: http://lateshow.cbs.com/latenight/lates … 1744.phtml
Non-North Americans might have to use a proxy though.
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mtb0minime
minimember
+2,418|6624

Sacha's a hilarious guy. I feel like one of the few people qualified to actually be excited for his movies and know just how funny he is since I actually watched Da Ali G Show before he became ridiculously famous. /elitist rant.

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