Try the men?
SirSchloppy wrote:
Nah, won't get that much, the chicks in my town are too high class for that.liquidat0r wrote:
Sell yourself.SirSchloppy wrote:
I have like £40 to do me untill a week on Monday. Will I survive? Stay tuned to find out.
SirSchloppy wrote:
Got felated sitting in the passenger seat of her car whilst I was having a smoke, then tonked her for about 20 minutes in the back seats. And thus I can conclude that Corsas are awkward cars to have sex in, so I then nailed her over the bonnet.
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Tried that once, but it made my eyes water.liquidat0r wrote:
Try the men?
My state was founded by Batman. Your opinion is invalid.
You might get extra money for real tears.SirSchloppy wrote:
Tried that once, but it made my eyes water.liquidat0r wrote:
Try the men?
Easy.SirSchloppy wrote:
liquidat0r wrote:
I have like £40 to do me untill a week on Monday. Will I survive? Stay tuned to find out.SEREVENT wrote:
One day...
I had many weeks like that at uni.
You can buy a weeks food for £10.
10 x can of baked beans ~ £1
3 x loaf of bread ~ £1.50
10 x tin of tomatoes ~ £2.50
Loads of pasta ~ £1
Garlic + Onions ~ £1
Bacon ~ £2
Tea + Milk ~ £1
Then get some vegatables and fruit somehow. That'll keep you alive (even if doesn't offer much variety). Then spend the rest on beer.
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Flaw in the plan.Bertster7 wrote:
Then get some vegatables and fruit somehow. That'll keep you alive. Then spend the rest on beer.
Nah. It's easy. They grow places. I had a lot of them growing myself, which made it extra easy.liquidat0r wrote:
Flaw in the plan.Bertster7 wrote:
Then get some vegatables and fruit somehow. That'll keep you alive. Then spend the rest on beer.
Drunken night raids on allotments, that'd do the trick....
Nor are fruit and veg considered essential for the average students diet....
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Aldi do fruit and veg for 49p. Like vine tomatos, apples, bananas and stuff like that. Pretty good.Bertster7 wrote:
Nah. It's easy. They grow places. I had a lot of them growing myself, which made it extra easy.liquidat0r wrote:
Flaw in the plan.Bertster7 wrote:
Then get some vegatables and fruit somehow. That'll keep you alive. Then spend the rest on beer.
Drunken night raids on allotments, that'd do the trick....
Nor are fruit and veg considered essential for the average students diet....
Aldi are fucking awesome.SirSchloppy wrote:
Aldi do fruit and veg for 49p. Like vine tomatos, apples, bananas and stuff like that. Pretty good.Bertster7 wrote:
Nah. It's easy. They grow places. I had a lot of them growing myself, which made it extra easy.liquidat0r wrote:
Flaw in the plan.
Drunken night raids on allotments, that'd do the trick....
Nor are fruit and veg considered essential for the average students diet....
I got two decent sized racks of lamb there for £3.
Go to Lidl you can get 1Kg of peaches for £1.49
Yeah, it's properly kick-ass. Morrisons is good for drink, they have 24 can of Carlsberg for a tenner just now.Bertster7 wrote:
Aldi are fucking awesome.SirSchloppy wrote:
Aldi do fruit and veg for 49p. Like vine tomatos, apples, bananas and stuff like that. Pretty good.Bertster7 wrote:
Nah. It's easy. They grow places. I had a lot of them growing myself, which made it extra easy.
Drunken night raids on allotments, that'd do the trick....
Nor are fruit and veg considered essential for the average students diet....
I got two decent sized racks of lamb there for £3.
Morning BF2s
Meh, I get all my drink from France. Much cheaper.SirSchloppy wrote:
Yeah, it's properly kick-ass. Morrisons is good for drink, they have 24 can of Carlsberg for a tenner just now.Bertster7 wrote:
Aldi are fucking awesome.SirSchloppy wrote:
Aldi do fruit and veg for 49p. Like vine tomatos, apples, bananas and stuff like that. Pretty good.
I got two decent sized racks of lamb there for £3.
Also having a house in France (it's my parents really, but it's empty most of the time and I have a key) makes for excellent dirty weekends with various girls. They love it, it's fun, it's REALLY cheap and I can do a cheap beer/wine run at the same time - I find the cheapest place over in France tends to be Sainsburys.
Jesus, you're insane. I try to manage on £50 a week for food and still struggle, and I'm hardly dining on Waitrose's finest. I do try to keep some vegetables and fruit in the mix though, otherwise all the meat and sugar would wtfpwn my digestive system.SirSchloppy wrote:
Yeah, it's properly kick-ass. Morrisons is good for drink, they have 24 can of Carlsberg for a tenner just now.Bertster7 wrote:
Aldi are fucking awesome.SirSchloppy wrote:
Aldi do fruit and veg for 49p. Like vine tomatos, apples, bananas and stuff like that. Pretty good.
I got two decent sized racks of lamb there for £3.
libertarian benefit collector - anti-academic super-intellectual. http://mixlr.com/the-little-phrase/
£50 a week?! Christ, I definitely don't spent that much - and I eat pretty well.
FIFTY FUCKING QUID.Uzique wrote:
Jesus, you're insane. I try to manage on £50 a week for food and still struggle, and I'm hardly dining on Waitrose's finest. I do try to keep some vegetables and fruit in the mix though, otherwise all the meat and sugar would wtfpwn my digestive system.SirSchloppy wrote:
Yeah, it's properly kick-ass. Morrisons is good for drink, they have 24 can of Carlsberg for a tenner just now.Bertster7 wrote:
Aldi are fucking awesome.
I got two decent sized racks of lamb there for £3.
Where the hell do you shop? And do you buy from the Finest range or something? That's ridiculous.
Damn, I need a job.
I don't have a job, I just buy the 'average' food for meals that I like, and try to cook with fresh ingredients every night, as well as having plenty of snacks and fruit-juice to get through during the day. I spend quite a lot on Evian / San Pellegrino too, at least one a day, and I am foolishly sinking £20+ quid a week on top of my food budget for sparkling-rose wine for the missus and whatnot. I probably need a job, too, considering all the toys and extra shit I want to buy on top of the crazy living costs.
libertarian benefit collector - anti-academic super-intellectual. http://mixlr.com/the-little-phrase/
I managed 4 weeks on a fiver a week. It's easy.
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Bread and water?FatherTed wrote:
I managed 4 weeks on a fiver a week. It's easy.
Actually I suppose if I bought everything fresh I would be getting nearer to £50. I tend to get a lot of tinned stuff, if I can: It keeps longer, is cheaper, etc. And I buy things in bulk too. So a lot of the ingredients of my meal won't be included in a week's budget.
And I'm not including alcohol/mixers
And I'm not including alcohol/mixers
stock up on teabags. buy stuff in groups, and cook with your mates. live off toast and noodles for when your a bit hungry, and have a massive pasta dish every night. Apples help too.ebug9 wrote:
Bread and water?FatherTed wrote:
I managed 4 weeks on a fiver a week. It's easy.
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Toast(ies) and noodles are a Godsend, yeah, and I always make sure I have my two bags of Granny Smith apples each week. Works a charm.FatherTed wrote:
stock up on teabags. buy stuff in groups, and cook with your mates. live off toast and noodles for when your a bit hungry, and have a massive pasta dish every night. Apples help too.ebug9 wrote:
Bread and water?FatherTed wrote:
I managed 4 weeks on a fiver a week. It's easy.
libertarian benefit collector - anti-academic super-intellectual. http://mixlr.com/the-little-phrase/
You need to plan your buying better.Uzique wrote:
I don't have a job, I just buy the 'average' food for meals that I like, and try to cook with fresh ingredients every night, as well as having plenty of snacks and fruit-juice to get through during the day. I spend quite a lot on Evian / San Pellegrino too, at least one a day, and I am foolishly sinking £20+ quid a week on top of my food budget for sparkling-rose wine for the missus and whatnot. I probably need a job, too, considering all the toys and extra shit I want to buy on top of the crazy living costs.
I spend less than that and always make sure to have good ingredients around. I have regular excursions up to Fortnums and Borough Market for all the things you don't really find in local supermarkets. Then buy all your fruit and veg from local markets and it costs maybe 1/4 the price it does in supermarkets.
It's easy to eat cheaply and well. Just requires a bit of planning.
what is that man thinking
