SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+642|3977
I totally forgot to do anything special in my classes for Jimmy Carter dying. My assistant who is 60 asked me why I didn't do anything today. He was so old and so distant that it didn't even register to me that I should do something.

I thought about maybe putting on the funeral. So I watched about 5 seconds of it on Youtube and I was bored. I can't dump that shit on the students. No one needs that negativity 9:30 in the morning.

Why do funerals need to be so boring?

I don't want a trad Catholic funeral.
https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59d26d6429f187e9b5dc8c23/1508258805222-ZSF9FRSORVZBY0X14Y8O/pg10funeral.jpg?format=1500w
I want the most cosmopolitan celebration of life possible.
https://cms-b-assets.familysearch.org/dims4/default/17a14fa/2147483647/strip/true/crop/800x500+0+0/resize/1240x775!/quality/90/?url=https%3A%2F%2Ffamilysearch-brightspot.s3.amazonaws.com%2F0d%2F9a%2F91a0d9e309caa5672e83c4cbb7cb%2Ffamily-celebrating-with-sprinklers.jpg
I would like a nice Mausoleum though.
https://www.romemonuments.com/sites/default/files/2023%20US%20Pricing%20Guide%20For%20Cemetery%20Memorials%2C%20Granite%20Monuments%20And%20Mausoleums%20-%20Rome%20Monument%20-%20February%2017%2C%202023.JPG

Last edited by SuperJail Warden (2025-01-08 15:43:53)

https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
uziq
Member
+497|3709
shintoism leading the way here. i want a shrine that my ancestors will worship.

cut out the middle-man with all that god business.

Last edited by uziq (2025-01-09 02:40:01)

RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,741|6994|Cinncinatti
Found out an old boss died. He always said he'd be dead before 50 and he wasn't wrong.
https://i.imgur.com/tMvdWFG.png
uziq
Member
+497|3709
ohio staying on brand.
unnamednewbie13
Moderator
+2,053|7029|PNW

ripe old age for an american

Board footer

Privacy Policy - © 2025 Jeff Minard