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Australian wallabies are eating opium poppies and creating crop circles as they hop around "as high as a kite", a government official has said.
Lara Giddings, the attorney general for the island state of Tasmania, said the kangaroo-like marsupials were getting into poppy fields grown for medicine.
She was reporting to a parliamentary hearing on security for poppy crops.
Australia supplies about 50% of the world's legally-grown opium used to make morphine and other painkillers.

"The one interesting bit that I found recently in one of my briefs on the poppy industry was that we have a problem with wallabies entering poppy fields, getting as high as a kite and going around in circles," Lara Giddings told the hearing.
"Then they crash," she added. "We see crop circles in the poppy industry from wallabies that are high."

Rick Rockliff, a spokesman for poppy producer Tasmanian Alkaloids, said the wallaby incursions were not very common, but other animals had also been spotted in the poppy fields acting unusually.
"There have been many stories about sheep that have eaten some of the poppies after harvesting and they all walk around in circles," he added.

Retired Tasmanian poppy farmer Lyndley Chopping also said he had seen strange behaviour from wallabies in his fields.
"They would just come and eat some poppies and they would go away," he told ABC News.
"They'd come back again and they would do their circle work in the paddock."

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/8118257.stm
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Cover up.
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I didn't know there was Australian wallabies all over the world
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Varegg wrote:

I didn't know there was Australian wallabies all over the world
haha good point
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Dilbert_X
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I didn't know there was Australian wallabies all over the world
Clearly there are, or its a cover-up, take your pick.
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Dilbert_X wrote:

I didn't know there was Australian wallabies all over the world
Clearly there are, or its a cover-up, take your pick.
They get as high as a kite, sure they are all over the world! They just return after sobering up for the next ticket to wonder-village!
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ph1shman420 wrote:

i wish i was a wallaby
You are
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Dilbert_X wrote:

"The one interesting bit that I found recently in one of my briefs on the poppy industry was that we have a problem with Aliens wallabies entering the Earth's atmosphere poppy fields, getting as high as a kite and going around in circles," Lara Giddings told the hearing.

"Then they crash," she added. "We see crop circles in the poppy industry from Aliens wallabies that are high."
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AussieReaper wrote:

Dilbert_X wrote:

"The one interesting bit that I found recently in one of my briefs on the poppy industry was that we have a problem with Aliens wallabies entering the Earth's atmosphere poppy fields, getting as high as a kite and going around in circles," Lara Giddings told the hearing.

"Then they crash," she added. "We see crop circles in the poppy industry from Aliens wallabies that are high."
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Mekstizzle wrote:

They said Shanghai was a gas leak
What, the whole town?
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Mekstizzle wrote:

They said Shanghai was a gas leak
Swamp gas reflecting off of Venus. *shifty*
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50%?  jeez.  so its legal opium because they ain't haji right?  lol i love the media.
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You can get high from eating poppies?
AussieReaper
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ghettoperson wrote:

You can get high from eating poppies?
poppy seeds, iirc.
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seymorebutts443 wrote:

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it was this guys fault.
so cute....
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ghettoperson wrote:

You can get high from eating poppies?
You can fail a drugs test after eating a poppy seed bun or something. Or was it sesame?
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M.O.A.B wrote:

ghettoperson wrote:

You can get high from eating poppies?
You can fail a drugs test after eating a poppy seed bun or something. Or was it sesame?
thats 100% false
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M.O.A.B wrote:

ghettoperson wrote:

You can get high from eating poppies?
You can fail a drugs test after eating a poppy seed bun or something. Or was it sesame?
Poppy seeds contain trace amounts of opium.
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usmarine wrote:

50%?  jeez.  so its legal opium because they ain't haji right?  lol i love the media.
....

Trolling? They don't make opium or heroin out of the seeds harvested afaik. Morphine tbh.
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Flecco wrote:

usmarine wrote:

50%?  jeez.  so its legal opium because they ain't haji right?  lol i love the media.
....

Trolling? They don't make opium or heroin out of the seeds harvested afaik. Morphine tbh.
painkillers are abused and sold illegally all the time.  not to mention an argument can be made about the "legal" drugs by the big companies for profit.  trolling.  whatever dude.  go away.

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