Cyrax-Sektor
Official Battlefield fanboy
+240|6356|San Antonio, Texas
Somewhere out there, one dedicated Valve devotee is driving around in a sinister white Aperture Laboratories van, thrilling and terrifying random people. Imagine: you’re just walking your dog, minding your own, and suddenly, this van.

https://technabob.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/tb-aplapvansbw.jpg

I can’t decide if I would run the hell away or start high-fiving random people. Each reaction is equally likely at seeing an Aperture Science van, especially one that looks so official. Portal: the game that really sticks with you. Or follows you around, watching your every move.
http://technabob.com/blog/2009/06/18/ap … ience-van/

"LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU! But it is too late." It is the Aperture Van, and you're about to be sent into a permanent Portal loop.
Spoiler (highlight to read):
The cake is a lie.
I find it to be funny, but a little creepy if the driver is creepy. But we don't know that yet . . .

Last edited by Cyrax-Sektor (2009-06-18 11:55:58)

csmag
Member
+92|6655|Canada
its boomerjinks
liquidat0r
wtf.
+2,223|6835|UK
I'd take a photo of it, that's for sure.
Kez
Member
+778|5911|London, UK
I'd let them take me for testing because they said I can get cake

Last edited by Kptk92 :D (2009-06-18 12:18:35)

Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6678
So what, strange men in white vans driving around, trying to pick people up, with promises of sweets...

Sounds a bit too familiar, to be honest.
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Sisco
grandmaster league revivalist
+493|6551


Valve?
https://www.abload.de/img/bf3-bf2ssig0250wvn.jpg
Flecco
iPod is broken.
+1,048|6873|NT, like Mick Dundee

I'd make one with the Black Mesa Labs symbol on the side.

Black Mesa > Aperture Science


Still considering ordering a mug.
Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.
Fenris_GreyClaw
Real Хорошо
+826|6727|Adelaide, South Australia

csmag wrote:

its boomerjinks
TopHat01
Limitless
+117|6112|CA

Uzique wrote:

So what, strange men in white vans driving around, trying to pick people up, with promises of sweets...

Sounds a bit too familiar, to be honest.
https://content.pyzam.com/funnypics/misc/free_candy_van.jpg
HellMilky
( =^_^= )
+23|6151|Holland
uuuh, wasnt there a lab that was just called the same? or was that a fake?
DesertFox-
The very model of a modern major general
+796|6892|United States of America
I would've put the "We do what we must because we can!" below the logo
Guardian_Ekim
I'm a god damn American Jedi
+51|6757|775

My wife wants to get the new Nissan Cube and put a Companion Cube wrap on it... lol

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