well guys would prefer to fuck a chick that looks normal not some fake ass bimbo or thats wut I think at least.... if you are desperate then I guess anything goes
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I like the ones that say yes...lol
and there is a sliding scale...
beginning of the night=all chicks
10pm=start scanning the room to see who's pretty hot and not ridiculously drunk and go and have a conversation
12pm=start saying...she looks like john madden but she has a great rack...
2am=all bets are off... either go hit taco bell with your friends or find the girl that would be in the same weight division as you if you both were boxing...lol and make sure she doesn't throw up in your car.
and like a wise friend told me about breast implants... if i can touch them they are real.
And the biggest tip i can give being a bartender... Don't get too drunk and remember the girl is more worried about what you think of her than
what you think she thinks of you... Be confident and don't talk too much... let the girl talk and they will... and the rest is up to you...
and there is a sliding scale...
beginning of the night=all chicks
10pm=start scanning the room to see who's pretty hot and not ridiculously drunk and go and have a conversation
12pm=start saying...she looks like john madden but she has a great rack...
2am=all bets are off... either go hit taco bell with your friends or find the girl that would be in the same weight division as you if you both were boxing...lol and make sure she doesn't throw up in your car.
and like a wise friend told me about breast implants... if i can touch them they are real.
And the biggest tip i can give being a bartender... Don't get too drunk and remember the girl is more worried about what you think of her than
what you think she thinks of you... Be confident and don't talk too much... let the girl talk and they will... and the rest is up to you...
Love is the answer
Objection.King_County_Downy wrote:
I've been with fuglies and I've been with models.
I prefer the bodies of models any day.
(Nobody likes fake tits)
I'm not racist when it comes to breasts. Fake or Real they all deserve my attention.
however i do agree bodies of models FTW.
Last edited by S3v3N (2009-06-11 17:07:01)
Natural all the way ... and nothing wrong with a little somethin to grab onto.
Haha, yup, as long as its not a fat chick is fine...Average are great! Model are better for sure but average are great!Stingray24 wrote:
Natural all the way ... and nothing wrong with a little somethin to grab onto.
Last Call eh?usmarine wrote:
thats because most guys cant get chicks with those bodies.
2am fatties ftw
I stood in line for four hours. They better give me a Wal-Mart gift card, or something. - Rodney Booker, Job Fair attendee.
Ehhh whatever... more playboy models for me
Not here. The last call would be 4am after the bar is closed at the hotdog stand when a chubby walks by with some sort of meal, stops, looks and says I want you for dessert and I ask if I can have some of that food, she says yes, I say ok let's go. A friend of mine didn't even notice I left. Our designated driver told him I vanished with a woman of sorts to have free fries and pussy. He got mad that I scored a free meal and some pie, got home, went to his neighbour, got high with her and fucked her til the morning and finished 15min before I got there. Luckily when I walked out the door I recognized the area and noticed I was just a few hundred meters away from my friends apt and walked over there to sleep my fear away. What a night.DBBrinson1 wrote:
Last Call eh?usmarine wrote:
thats because most guys cant get chicks with those bodies.
2am fatties ftw
I actually prefer small nice ones...big and sloppy is just a no no.
Average is not big or sloppy...At least not over there....you should think about movie maybe!xBlackPantherx wrote:
I actually prefer small nice ones...big and sloppy is just a no no.
TBH The survey is probably a bit skewed having been done in Australia.
Generally speaking girls here don't have a lot of figure, when they are thin they're OK - but no bum or boobs to speak of, as they put on weight it all goes in the wrong places.
No Shakiras or Jennifer Lopezes here
Even in the Gold Coast strip clubs I was pretty disappointed.
Generally speaking girls here don't have a lot of figure, when they are thin they're OK - but no bum or boobs to speak of, as they put on weight it all goes in the wrong places.
No Shakiras or Jennifer Lopezes here
Even in the Gold Coast strip clubs I was pretty disappointed.
Last edited by Dilbert_X (2009-06-12 05:43:15)
Fuck Israel
i bet the feeling was mutualDilbert_X wrote:
Even in the Gold Coast strip clubs I was pretty disappointed.
No argument there.usm wrote:
i bet the feeling was mutual
Fuck Israel
<<too_money2007 wrote:
My perfect woman =
5'3" - 5'5"
5% body fat
nice, fake tits, for a girl her size, CC or D
pretty face, doesn't have to be a goddess
nice tight ass, and does anal
non-discolored vagina. I want it to be the same skin tone and very pink, also, trimmed, not completely hairless
must gag, must swallow, and love being treated rough
Will never have her though, unless I pay, which I jsut might.
touch her and you die.
Last edited by Adams_BJ (2009-06-12 05:58:54)
Time for me to bring one of my old jokes out the bagusmarine wrote:
thats because most guys cant get chicks with those bodies.
2am fatties ftw
Whats the difference between a dog and a fox? 6 pints
Fat girls with short legs are the best.
They can't run very fast.
They can't run very fast.
Fuck Israel
that is true, for me at least
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