I was thinking about my ex girlfriend today and it dawned on me; at some point my ancestors probably raped the shit out of hers.
You see I'm Hispanic and from the family tree I have ancestors that are both Spaniard and French. Don't ask how the hell that happened. Anyway my ex girlfriend is Filipino. The Spanish at one point discovered and ran the Philippines. So think about it like this: You are a Spanish explorer. You have been on a ship with nothing but men for 9 month. All of a sudden you end up on dry land. You see a bunch of naked Filipino women running all over the place. You can't talk to them because you don't understand their language. So what do you do? You have guns, heavy armor, and swords and they have spears. So you begin a rape frenzy on the natives.
So I thought this and was like "wow my ancestors were fucking awesome" Anyway thinking about it also when this whole space exploration thing picks up there will be ships all over the place discovering new people and planets. Nobody knows you out there, you have super advanced future weapons and a whole crew of dudes down for anything. So any group of native alien people you come across you have free run of. You could have any alien woman you want. So you are a explorer from the future and you end on some planet with all your explorer buddies and you find this:
Would you just take it? Nobody is going to know cept your friends and you and her and God, but the last one doesn't exist so you are good in that department. So that is why I'm excited about space exploration. So am I the only one looking forward to space exploration one day?
You see I'm Hispanic and from the family tree I have ancestors that are both Spaniard and French. Don't ask how the hell that happened. Anyway my ex girlfriend is Filipino. The Spanish at one point discovered and ran the Philippines. So think about it like this: You are a Spanish explorer. You have been on a ship with nothing but men for 9 month. All of a sudden you end up on dry land. You see a bunch of naked Filipino women running all over the place. You can't talk to them because you don't understand their language. So what do you do? You have guns, heavy armor, and swords and they have spears. So you begin a rape frenzy on the natives.
So I thought this and was like "wow my ancestors were fucking awesome" Anyway thinking about it also when this whole space exploration thing picks up there will be ships all over the place discovering new people and planets. Nobody knows you out there, you have super advanced future weapons and a whole crew of dudes down for anything. So any group of native alien people you come across you have free run of. You could have any alien woman you want. So you are a explorer from the future and you end on some planet with all your explorer buddies and you find this:
Would you just take it? Nobody is going to know cept your friends and you and her and God, but the last one doesn't exist so you are good in that department. So that is why I'm excited about space exploration. So am I the only one looking forward to space exploration one day?
Last edited by Macbeth (2009-06-04 12:35:26)
