Woman blasts off boyfriend’s penis with firecrackers

2009-05-28 05:17:53

#1

DonFck: Hibernator; +3,227|6630|Finland

Let's hear some puns on this.

A Russian woman got so upset by the news that her boyfriend intended to leave her that she tied several firecrackers to his penis and exploded them, the Life.ru web-site reports.

The 33-year-old victim, identified as Alik D. had lived with the woman whose name was reported as Kira V. for about two years, but when the girlfriend started suggesting that they should marry, the man refused and said that he would rather return to his first wife with whom he had a son.

When Alik started moving out Kira suggested that they had a farewell dinner. After a hearty meal and some heavy drinking Alik fell asleep. The girlfriend tied several firecrackers to Alik’s penis and exploded them. The man was rushed to intensive care and doctors are reported to be fighting for his life.

Even if the man survives the girl will face up to 12 years imprisonment.

http://www.mosnews.com/weird/2009/05/25/1909/

I need around tree fiddy.

2009-05-28 05:19:19

#2

Bertster7: Confused Pothead; +1,101|6579|SE London

DonFck wrote:
Let's hear some puns on this.

Something involving nutcrackers.....

Has to be done.

2009-05-28 05:19:57

#3

Flecco: iPod is broken.; +1,048|6663|NT, like Mick Dundee

lel she blew his dick pretty good

Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.

2009-05-28 05:20:32

#4

DonFck: Hibernator; +3,227|6630|Finland

Or: He really had a blast last night.

Flecco wrote:
lel she blew his dick pretty good

Horrible fate, btw. Srsly.

I need around tree fiddy.

2009-05-28 05:21:30

#5

Amdi Peter: peut-être; +111|5546|paris

I've been upset when a guy broke up with me, but never done that..

2009-05-28 05:22:13

#6

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6498|so randum

now thats an explosive relationship

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2009-05-28 05:22:38

#7

DonFck: Hibernator; +3,227|6630|Finland

FatherTed wrote:
now thats an explosive relationship

Ba-dum-TSCH!

I need around tree fiddy.

2009-05-28 05:24:26

#8

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6151|what

Well, at least his dick went out with a boom.

2009-05-28 05:26:18

#9

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6498|so randum

thats called ending the evening with a bang

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2009-05-28 05:28:38

#10

Flecco: iPod is broken.; +1,048|6663|NT, like Mick Dundee

Explosive orgasm or what.

Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.

2009-05-28 05:30:00

#11

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6151|what

Do you smoke after sex?

No, but my dick catches on fire.

2009-05-28 05:31:29

#12

Flecco: iPod is broken.; +1,048|6663|NT, like Mick Dundee

Well, at least he got his rocks off.

Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.

2009-05-28 05:33:54

#13

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6498|so randum

i've heard of violent climax's, but...

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2009-05-28 05:37:11

#14

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6498|so randum

he'd never been blown off quite so good

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2009-05-28 05:38:11

#15

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6498|so randum

unprotected sex is dangerous kids.

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2009-05-28 05:39:43

#16

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6498|so randum

his sex really was on fire

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2009-05-28 05:41:21

#17

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6498|so randum

always was a fan of exciting stuff in the bedroom

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2009-05-28 05:41:58

#18

DonFck: Hibernator; +3,227|6630|Finland

FatherTed wrote:
his sex really was on fire

I laughed slightly out loud irl. Our administrative assistant asked me what's so funny.

I need around tree fiddy.

2009-05-28 05:43:09

#19

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6498|so randum

i'm a comical genius, i won't deny.

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2009-05-28 05:45:51

#20

loubot: O' HAL naw!; +470|6576|Columbus, OH

When he asked for a "blow"job this is not what he had in mind.

2009-05-28 05:48:23

#21

justice: OctoPoster; +978|6739|OctoLand

DonFck wrote:
FatherTed wrote:
his sex really was on fire
I laughed slightly out loud irl. Our administrative assistant asked me what's so funny.

Tell him/her "your face is funny, bitch"

Spoiler (highlight to read):
you might get fired

I know fucking karate

2009-05-28 05:49:06

#22

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6498|so randum

justice wrote:
DonFck wrote:
FatherTed wrote:
his sex really was on fire
I laughed slightly out loud irl. Our administrative assistant asked me what's so funny.
Tell him/her "your face is funny, bitch"

Spoiler (highlight to read):
you might get fired

but not as fired as the guy in the op

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2009-05-28 05:50:36

#23

justice: OctoPoster; +978|6739|OctoLand

FatherTed wrote:
justice wrote:
DonFck wrote:

I laughed slightly out loud irl. Our administrative assistant asked me what's so funny.
Tell him/her "your face is funny, bitch"

Spoiler (highlight to read):
you might get fired
but not as fired as the guy in the op

you see how I set you up there

I know fucking karate

2009-05-28 05:51:59

#24

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6498|so randum

justice wrote:
FatherTed wrote:
justice wrote:

Tell him/her "your face is funny, bitch"

Spoiler (highlight to read):
you might get fired
but not as fired as the guy in the op
you see how I set you up there

saw it, got it

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2009-05-28 05:54:50

#25

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6151|what

FatherTed wrote:
saw it, got it

strapped some firecrackers to it, now he can't find it.

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