What the fuck?! Humanity is doomed and we all might as well die.

2009-04-27 18:29:18

#1

Macbeth: Banned; +2,444|5589

In a stunning result, the winner of the third annual TIME 100 poll and new owner of the title World's Most Influential Person is moot. The 21-year-old college student and founder of the online community 4chan.org, whose real name is Christopher Poole, received 16,794,368 votes and an average influence rating of 90 (out of a possible 100) to handily beat the likes of Barack Obama, Vladimir Putin and Oprah Winfrey. To put the magnitude of the upset in perspective, it's worth noting that everyone moot beat out actually has a job.

http://www.time.com/time/arts/article/0 … 28,00.html
Suicide is starting to look good now.

2009-04-27 18:31:03

#2

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6504|so randum

i wonder how he got so many votes.

tbf, we'd do the same thing if one of our members was up for nomination.

Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella

2009-04-27 18:33:56

#3

Yellowman03: Once Again, We Meet at Last; +108|6239|Texas

tits or gtfo

2009-04-27 18:35:55

#4

Doctor Strangelove: Real Battlefield Veterinarian.; +1,758|6472

Vote spam FOR GREAT JUSTICE!

2009-04-27 18:36:35

#5

bugz: Fission Mailed; +3,311|6316

*cough* Java script *cough*

Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/ebug122

2009-04-27 19:13:17

#6

Doctor Strangelove: Real Battlefield Veterinarian.; +1,758|6472

By voting him queen of the universe /b/ has broken rules 1&2. So they fail at winning.

2009-04-27 19:16:00

#7

Poseidon: Fudgepack DeQueef; +3,253|6541|Long Island, New York

The more they make themselves public, the harder they fail.

2009-04-27 19:20:01

#8

Mitch: 16 more years; +877|6529|South Florida

Poseidon wrote:
The more they make themselves public, the harder they fail.

Its no longer worth trying to hide.

I see /B/ written twice on the back of a sign at work (park) forfucksake.

(stupid newfag best be trollin with his capitol B)

15 more years! 15 more years!

2009-04-27 19:41:04

#9

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6157|what

DoctaStrangelove wrote:
By voting him queen of the universe /b/ has broken rules 1&2. So they fail at winning.

You mean they lost the game?

2009-04-27 19:47:03

#10

Xblade-3o5-: Oi, Suzy!; +113|6757|Florida, United States

lol

http://dailycontributor.com/20090427458 … the-world/

Apparently the first letter of the first 20 people spell out “Marblecake, also the game.”

2009-04-27 19:49:27

#11

Mutantbear: Semi Constructive Criticism; +1,431|5968|London, England

WHY IS LIL WAYNE NUMBER 12

That's it, I'm done

I'm done

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2009-04-27 20:12:09

#12

DefCon-17: Maple Syrup Faggot; +362|6160|Vancouver | Canada

And people wonder why I'm so fucking cynical.

2009-04-27 20:27:37

#13

Flecco: iPod is broken.; +1,048|6669|NT, like Mick Dundee

Mutantbear wrote:
WHY IS LIL WAYNE NUMBER 12

That's it, I'm done

I'm done

They voted him at 12 to help spell out the message dude.

And the pricks made me lose the game.

Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.

2009-04-27 21:08:54

#14

seymorebutts443: Ready for combat; +211|6599|Belchertown Massachusetts, USA

i stopped looking at the fucking piece of shit list when i saw miley cyrus and the jonas brothers on there.

2009-04-27 21:15:25

#15

Superior Mind: (not macbeth); +1,755|6696

This is fucking funny.

x

2009-04-27 21:24:24

#16

Defiance: Member; +438|6675

Xblade-3o5- wrote:
lol

http://dailycontributor.com/20090427458 … the-world/

Apparently the first letter of the first 20 people spell out “Marblecake, also the game.”

Also the absence of a comma is disappointing, that's pretty cool actually.

2009-04-28 11:39:52