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A friend of mine recently asked me what 5 people I would choose to help me fight off a zombie invasion. The answer I gave him is the same answer I shall give to this question. Five U.S. Marines.
This bit was not part of the original answer: In the event that the Marines are busy with some kind of war or something, I guess 5 Shaolin Monks, cause it'd be fun to watch them stand on the other guys' bottle knives and then kick them in the face.
In the event that I couldn't attain 5 Marines or 5 Shaolin Monks, but 5 fictional characters were available, then:
The last picture counts for the last two folks.
This bit was not part of the original answer: In the event that the Marines are busy with some kind of war or something, I guess 5 Shaolin Monks, cause it'd be fun to watch them stand on the other guys' bottle knives and then kick them in the face.
In the event that I couldn't attain 5 Marines or 5 Shaolin Monks, but 5 fictional characters were available, then:
The last picture counts for the last two folks.
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not another marine fanboy.
would you still want 5 US marines if their MOS was parachute rigger? We call those guys stitch bitches in the military
would you still want 5 US marines if their MOS was parachute rigger? We call those guys stitch bitches in the military
Every Marine is a rifleman... unlike the Army..Man With No Name wrote:
not another marine fanboy.
would you still want 5 US marines if their MOS was parachute rigger? We call those guys stitch bitches in the military
FatherTed wrote:
not seeing a lot of love here
gs
marine (marine reminds me of dr cox now, in my head ye?)
surgecake
brad
memememe
Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.
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Read my edit. I'm not a Marine fanboy, I just figure that no one wants to fuck with a Marine.Man With No Name wrote:
not another marine fanboy.
would you still want 5 US marines if their MOS was parachute rigger? We call those guys stitch bitches in the military
oh yeah because we dont have to qualify BRM in basic.S3v3N wrote:
Every Marine is a rifleman... unlike the Army..Man With No Name wrote:
not another marine fanboy.
would you still want 5 US marines if their MOS was parachute rigger? We call those guys stitch bitches in the military
not really.
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The fact of the matter is that I've never seen a scrawny Marine, but I have seen many noodle limbed Army soldiers.Man With No Name wrote:
oh yeah because we dont have to qualify BRM in basic.S3v3N wrote:
Every Marine is a rifleman... unlike the Army..Man With No Name wrote:
not another marine fanboy.
would you still want 5 US marines if their MOS was parachute rigger? We call those guys stitch bitches in the military
not really.
yeah.. tell that to drunk army/navy/air force dudes.Superior Mind wrote:
Read my edit. I'm not a Marine fanboy, I just figure that no one wants to fuck with a Marine.Man With No Name wrote:
not another marine fanboy.
would you still want 5 US marines if their MOS was parachute rigger? We call those guys stitch bitches in the military
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Well besides those jealous of the Marines.S3v3N wrote:
yeah.. tell that to drunk army/navy/air force dudes.Superior Mind wrote:
Read my edit. I'm not a Marine fanboy, I just figure that no one wants to fuck with a Marine.Man With No Name wrote:
not another marine fanboy.
would you still want 5 US marines if their MOS was parachute rigger? We call those guys stitch bitches in the military
I have respect for our other armed forces, but when I think of a military badass I think of a Marine, not a Seaman.
Edit: Fine... I'll take any military persons available at the moment. Yes... even a Seaman.
My grandfather was a Petty Officer Third Class in the Navy in dubya dubya duece. At least that's what I can tell by his photograph.
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marines have the best PR.Superior Mind wrote:
The fact of the matter is that I've never seen a scrawny Marine, but I have seen many noodle limbed Army soldiers.Man With No Name wrote:
oh yeah because we dont have to qualify BRM in basic.S3v3N wrote:
Every Marine is a rifleman... unlike the Army..
not really.
Ive got respect for the corps, but fighting with them in iraq, I wasnt all that impressed.
My TF actually served as the tip of the spear in a certain sector of fallujah in 04, helping out the marines in that show. We had 5.56 rounds bouncing off the back ramp of our bradleys
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Wow, bad shots they were, huh?Man With No Name wrote:
marines have the best PR.Superior Mind wrote:
The fact of the matter is that I've never seen a scrawny Marine, but I have seen many noodle limbed Army soldiers.Man With No Name wrote:
oh yeah because we dont have to qualify BRM in basic.
not really.
Ive got respect for the corps, but fighting with them in iraq, I wasnt all that impressed.
My TF actually served as the tip of the spear in a certain sector of fallujah in 04, helping out the marines in that show. We had 5.56 rounds bouncing off the back ramp of our bradleys
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My convoy got lit the fuck up by a bunch of ranger jerkoffs outside of Ramadi....Man With No Name wrote:
marines have the best PR.Superior Mind wrote:
The fact of the matter is that I've never seen a scrawny Marine, but I have seen many noodle limbed Army soldiers.Man With No Name wrote:
oh yeah because we dont have to qualify BRM in basic.
not really.
Ive got respect for the corps, but fighting with them in iraq, I wasnt all that impressed.
My TF actually served as the tip of the spear in a certain sector of fallujah in 04, helping out the marines in that show. We had 5.56 rounds bouncing off the back ramp of our bradleys
In Afhgan we got strafed by an A-10.
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Lol. Fight, fight, fight!S3v3N wrote:
My convoy got lit the fuck up by a bunch of ranger jerkoffs outside of Ramadi....Man With No Name wrote:
marines have the best PR.Superior Mind wrote:
The fact of the matter is that I've never seen a scrawny Marine, but I have seen many noodle limbed Army soldiers.
Ive got respect for the corps, but fighting with them in iraq, I wasnt all that impressed.
My TF actually served as the tip of the spear in a certain sector of fallujah in 04, helping out the marines in that show. We had 5.56 rounds bouncing off the back ramp of our bradleys
In Afhgan we got strafed by an A-10.
no so much bad shots. They just forgot the army was in frontSuperior Mind wrote:
Wow, bad shots they were, huh?Man With No Name wrote:
marines have the best PR.Superior Mind wrote:
The fact of the matter is that I've never seen a scrawny Marine, but I have seen many noodle limbed Army soldiers.
Ive got respect for the corps, but fighting with them in iraq, I wasnt all that impressed.
My TF actually served as the tip of the spear in a certain sector of fallujah in 04, helping out the marines in that show. We had 5.56 rounds bouncing off the back ramp of our bradleys
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That makes more sense.Man With No Name wrote:
no so much bad shots. They just forgot the army was in frontSuperior Mind wrote:
Wow, bad shots they were, huh?Man With No Name wrote:
marines have the best PR.
Ive got respect for the corps, but fighting with them in iraq, I wasnt all that impressed.
My TF actually served as the tip of the spear in a certain sector of fallujah in 04, helping out the marines in that show. We had 5.56 rounds bouncing off the back ramp of our bradleys
dude, what do you expect. theyre fucking rangers. biggest egos and smallest combat record in the army.S3v3N wrote:
My convoy got lit the fuck up by a bunch of ranger jerkoffs outside of Ramadi....Man With No Name wrote:
marines have the best PR.Superior Mind wrote:
The fact of the matter is that I've never seen a scrawny Marine, but I have seen many noodle limbed Army soldiers.
Ive got respect for the corps, but fighting with them in iraq, I wasnt all that impressed.
My TF actually served as the tip of the spear in a certain sector of fallujah in 04, helping out the marines in that show. We had 5.56 rounds bouncing off the back ramp of our bradleys
In Afhgan we got strafed by an A-10.
Rangers are too good to go out on routine patrols, they only want you to call em when something big happens. Problem is, most combat happens on the routine patrols.
A-10? That a zoomie fault, although, who called in the support. lol
no worries though man. one of my buddies was a sniper and he got a piece of shrapnel from a 25MM HE round when he was ahead of everyone in his sniper position in some multi story building. Brads on the ground got the order to clear the buildings with the 25, no need to go inside so they let loose at all the buildings in the sector of fire.
My buddie recieved a purple heart and kept the source of his injury outside of the official report.
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Don't you guys have maps that have every friendly's position like in BF2?Man With No Name wrote:
dude, what do you expect. theyre fucking rangers. biggest egos and smallest combat record in the army.S3v3N wrote:
My convoy got lit the fuck up by a bunch of ranger jerkoffs outside of Ramadi....Man With No Name wrote:
marines have the best PR.
Ive got respect for the corps, but fighting with them in iraq, I wasnt all that impressed.
My TF actually served as the tip of the spear in a certain sector of fallujah in 04, helping out the marines in that show. We had 5.56 rounds bouncing off the back ramp of our bradleys
In Afhgan we got strafed by an A-10.
Rangers are too good to go out on routine patrols, they only want you to call em when something big happens. Problem is, most combat happens on the routine patrols.
A-10? That a zoomie fault, although, who called in the support. lol
no worries though man. one of my buddies was a sniper and he got a piece of shrapnel from a 25MM HE round when he was ahead of everyone in his sniper position in some multi story building. Brads on the ground got the order to clear the buildings with the 25, no need to go inside so they let loose at all the buildings in the sector of fire.
My buddie recieved a purple heart and kept the source of his injury outside of the official report.
blue force tracker or FBCB2. Blue force tracker works but only sends info to the TOC. FBCB2 sent info to everybody who was equipped with it but it wouldnt work most of the time.
keep in mind this was 4 years ago for me though, technology changes, they might have some shit that works better now.
keep in mind this was 4 years ago for me though, technology changes, they might have some shit that works better now.
fucking blue force tracker...Man With No Name wrote:
blue force tracker or FBCB2. Blue force tracker works but only sends info to the TOC. FBCB2 sent info to everybody who was equipped with it but it wouldnt work most of the time.
keep in mind this was 4 years ago for me though, technology changes, they might have some shit that works better now.
We had rocks and sticks for radios.
And yes I know the Ranger attitude, I went to Ranger school at Ft Lewis and got kick out because I wouldn't do push ups and call the dickhole "sarge". Keep in mind I was a Sergeant then.
I've trained with those idiots too... 4 Marines took out 24 Rangers.. yes they are truely bad ass.
That ranger tab only means you know how to stay awake for a few weeks.
and your good at PT.
met a lot of dumb fuck rangers.
Green Berets, on the other hand, are gods on earth.
and your good at PT.
met a lot of dumb fuck rangers.
Green Berets, on the other hand, are gods on earth.
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Here be a story of the stupidity of the Ranger Platoon we trained with.Man With No Name wrote:
That ranger tab only means you know how to stay awake for a few weeks.
and your good at PT.
met a lot of dumb fuck rangers.
My Platoon Comander's home skillet from College (fratboy pussy) was the platoon comander for that particular ranger platoon.
Now my platoon was trained in the arts of CQB, close quarters combat. (Marine Corps Security Force Company, Recapture Tactics Team) Its pretty much a SWAT team.
Since I was an Sergeant and squad leader as well as the other 3 grunts with me, we were tasked to teach these young Rangers about the fine arts of CQB, through academics and pratical application of simmunition training.
I began the classroom session with the intro to CQB, my credentials as well as my partners in crime. We were told by various Rangers that they didn't need this classroom experience as they were already masters of CQB. So we trucked down to newly built MOUT town.
The 4 of us vs all of you, part 1.
Orders: Come find us.
We took them all out before they got into the first room.
The 4 of us vs all of you part 2.
Orders: Come Find us again.
We setup abunch of obstictles infront of one of the breach points, keep in mind on this house there were atleast 4 known points of entry into the house. Before they started to enter the building, we snuck around and integrated with their entry team. The difference in uniforms should have been a dead give away, as we were in Green Flight Suits, black armor.. they of course were wearing their standard Ranger/Infantry getup.
The 4 of us vs all of you part 3.
They breached the building, (same entry point as before, the front fucking door) we escaped out the back without being seen.
The 4 of Us vs all of you part 4.
They breached the building again from the front door. I threw a flashbang out.
After that we went back to the classroom for some basic fundamentals.
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=NHB=Shadow wrote:
ronald reagan
which MOUT site? I trained at one in Pendleton when I was in PsyOp.